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The SomeNews.co.uk topical comedy podcast shows, covering big news, strange news and the latest celeb gossip with jokes and sketches. Written and performed by comedian Steve N Allen.
William Hanson and Jordan North are unlikely best friends. William's a posh etiquette expert, and Jordan's an expert in all things common. In this hit comedy podcast, their worlds collide as they help you navigate the everyday problems of modern life.
Welcome to The The One Show Show! Each week, broadcaster and writer Jon Holmes is joined by a special guest to review the past seven days of the BBC's flagship fluff-fest The One Show in forensic detail. Cue the awful theme-tune trumpets!
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If you want to know what's going down in Tinseltown, Celebrity Buzz's Emily Stone's your girl. With her wacky sense of humor and insider knowledge about everything from Lindsay's latest meltdown to Madonna's newest boy-toy, Emily's more than your average, everyday celeb chronicler. Find out what she's buzzing about (Britney, J.Lo, Brad, Jen) now.
Anything can happen if you let it: proved in this bonus episode when Jordan slid into Mary Poppins’s DMs just to bring a smile to William’s face. Pour yourself a G and D (or rum punch, if there’s no D to hand) and hear our chat with the Olivier award nominee Zizi Strallen, who plays Mary Poppins on stage in Disney and Cameron Mackintosh’s West End …
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Help I Accidentally Sexted My Mother-In-Law
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William and Jordan (and Producer Ben) are back to help you with your modern day dilemmas. From Covid shaming to mother-in-law nude sending, the boys are covering all the bases in this episode of the podcast. Jordan discovers what William has been sharing with the newspapers during his time in the castle, there's a back passage update from William a…
They still won't let him speak, but that doesn't stop Producer Ben from being the talk of the town. After William and Jordan chat about Diego the whippet, they move onto some queries from a new listener and a bossy tea bag. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Series 7 is finally upon us and William and Jordan get to answering the most important questions right away. Is Barry Manilow dead? Has Joe Wicks taught William how to hang a picture frame? Will Producer Ben be allowed to speak again? Actually, it was just Producer Ben who was asking that. They also have time to get to your problems and dilemmas an…
We can’t be together in person like last year's Fistmas, but we can still use our festive spirit to warm each other’s cockles with the 2020 Fistmas Special. William and Jordan chat about their Christmas traditions before unloading their festive sack of all its goodies. Perfect for that moment on Christmas Day when everyone usually falls asleep. See…
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Christmas Special (Pt 2): Beverley Knight Entices A Family Outside, Nonecdotes and Christmas Is Coming and So Is A Sheep
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS! The utterly great writer. comedian and wonder Emma Kennedy joins Jon and Marc to serve The One Show up a delicious Christmas dinner of relentless criticism. And sprouts. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Christmas Special (Pt 1): David Walliams' Nazi Gorilla, Rain On Dark, Dark Tarmac and Ronan Keating's Artificial Piano
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS! The utterly great writer. comedian and wonder Emma Kennedy joins Jon and Marc to visit The One Show at Christmas, in the hope the police will prosecute The One Show for breaching Tier 4 requirements. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Our King of the Castle rejoins our Queen of the Podcast (and Producer Ben) to unpack some of the key moments from his time on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. That sick on the side of a cliff, those bushtucker trials and the phantom dribbler… and a few bits in between. This is the episode every G and Diva has been waiting for (for a couple of we…
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I'm A Celeb: Jordan North Is The King Of Our Castle
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It’s the twentieth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan might not be King in Wales but he is the King of our Castle! We are so proud of what he has achieved in the castle, and this podcast is dedicated to everything he has done in those four walls. We love Jordan. We love you. #GetBehindJordan until the end. See acast.com/priva…
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I'm A Celeb: Elves, Celebrity Cyclone and Jordan’s Best Bits
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It’s the nineteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan IS IN THE FINAL OF I’M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE! He gets through the Celebrity Cyclone, he dresses up as an elf, but the most important thing is he’s made it to the final three!!! If you want to see Jordan WIN #ImACeleb, now is the time to VOTE VOTE VOTE and #GetBeh…
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I'm A Celeb: 120 Elephants, Kinder Bueno and Sam Thompson
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It’s the eighteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan has got his hands on some Kinder Bueno. There’s time for him to play hide and seek, ask the other campmates ‘Would You Rather?’ and he confirms that he’s never had crabs. If you want to see Jordan in the #ImACeleb final, now is the time to VOTE VOTE VOTE and #GetBehindJor…
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I'm A Celeb: Castle Inn, I Will Survive and Jay Rodriguez
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It’s the seventeenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan has got a six pack! Which he promptly loses after a camp visit to the pub. After Bev’s departure, there wasn’t much that could have cheered Our Jordan up. Luckily there was a pint of Guinness on hand. Remember, from now until the end, we all need to #GetBehindJordan. See…
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I'm A Celeb: Phantom Dribbler, Bye Bev and Scarlett Moffatt
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It’s the sixteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and accusations are flying around the castle about the identity of The Phantom Dribbler. The tide has turned on chief accuser Shane, but Jordan can never be too careful with making sure the other campmates don’t question the sprinkle from his tinkle. Remember, from now until the end,…
It’s the fifteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Sprinkle/Tinkle Gate is still WIDE open. Jordan’s happy with his mutton (despite it not being dressed as lamb, but he’s not quite as happy with his octopus (which he chooses to spit). He’s also one of the unlucky few to miss out on a treat from his family. A mixed day. Remember, …
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I'm A Celeb: Week 2, Your Questions and Christopher Biggins
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It’s the fourteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it’s time for William and Producer Ben to reflect on Jordan’s second week in the castle. They consider how much Jordan has changed, which celebrity from the show they’ll have as a guest and they enjoy a great old time with Christopher Biggins. Remember, from now until the end, l…
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I'm A Celeb: Privy Problems, Nessun Dorma and Matt Edmondson
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It’s the thirteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it’s time for the first celebrity to head home. AJ blames Jordan for some tinkle problems, Russell teaches the campmates how to sing and there’s an emotional farewell as they share their last meal as a 12. This just got real. From now until the end, join us and #GetBehindJordan.…
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I'm A Celeb: Policeman, Halsey and Woody and Kleiny
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It’s the twelfth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it’s come to the time when we need to start voting for Jordan to keep him in the castle.Nonsense nonsense nonsense Mo Farah policeman and we also chat about the time when Jordan got Halsey and Yungblud in a muddle. You better listen close or you might misunderstand what we’re sayin…
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I'm A Celeb: Bye Bye Beard, Megashag and Special Guest
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It’s the eleventh day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan North’s face is now as bare as his chest. But this episode isn’t about Jordan’s face, chest or leadership. It’s about the special guest. A guest so big, you’ll have to listen to find out who it is. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.…
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I'm A Celeb: All That Jazz, Showering Shane and Pendleside Hospice
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It’s the tenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan North has once again lifted the mood of the nation. Last night we witnessed Jordan flossing(?) with his Burnley scarf, he learnt to dance to Chicago’s All That Jazz and that was all before he let Shane Ritchie fiddle with his nipples. I don’t think we’re getting a quiet night …
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I'm A Celeb: Bev’s Book, Donna the Duck and Riyadh Khalaf
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It’s the ninth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and things are starting to get a bit tense. Although the cracks are starting to appear under Jordan’s laidback leadership, there’s still time for him to herd some ducks, win the castle coin challenge and looking forward to being ‘sat’ reading Beverley’s book. See acast.com/privacy for pr…
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I'm A Celeb: Royal Banquet, Camp Leader and Owain Wyn-Evans
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It’s the eighth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan has won himself another vote. The consequences of this latest vote are much less stressful than any vault or tunnel for most of us, but for Jordan it’s probably the stressiest of them all. Making decisions as Camp Leader was his hardest challenge last night. Spooning gravy do…
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I'm A Celeb: Week 1, Luxury Items and Bev's Daughter Danielle
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It's the end of the first week of Jordan's time in the castle and WHAT A WEEK IT'S BEEN. William and Producer Ben mull over the highlights of the past 7 days, they answer some of your problems and get to chatting to Bev's daughter Danielle about the budding friendship between Jordan and her Mum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out informa…
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I'm A Celeb: Royal Confessions, Terror Troughs and Tony Blackburn
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It’s the sixth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it was supposed to be Jordan’s first night off any involvement in a trial. We still managed to fit in a tiny bit of Jordan in a trial. Other things that haven’t changed are Jordan is still wearing his Burnley scarf, he’s still getting confused by the meaning of words and he’s still b…
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I'm A Celeb: Bare Foot Massage, Trapped Door and Nick Grimshaw
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It’s the fifth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and we’re just about getting used to our best mate being one of the most talked about telly personalities in the UK. Jordan was given his luxury item via a Ruthie bare foot massage, he got 12 stars in last night’s trial with barely a whimper and finally… FINALLY, he can have an early nig…
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I'm A Celeb: Bread and Butter, Nessa’s Tattoo and Jake Quickenden
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It’s the fourth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and after being worried sick for the first 15 minutes with no Jordan on our screens, we ended up having a whale of a time. Jordan was treated to some Michelin star level bread and butter, he had some sage advice for Ruthie and Russell as they took on their first trial and he thought the…
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I'm A Celeb: Frights Of The Round Table, Three Day Underwear and Katie Thistleton
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It’s the third day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle… and PLEASE CAN WE JUST HAVE A QUIET DAY OF JORDAN NORTH IN THE CASTLE. We learnt he weed the bed when he was 15, that he hasn’t yet changed out of his boxers and we had the first eating trial - with lots of gipping. William named this the disgusting episode of I’m A Celeb, and to be hon…
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I'm A Celeb: Happy Place, Happy Place, Turf Moor, Happy Place and Kerry Katona
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It’s the second day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle… and to be honest we don’t have much to update you on. ONLY KIDDING. There’s Jordan showering Vernon Kay, Jordan telling Mo that he missed Super Saturday, and Jordan telling Bev that Wendy had her exercise video. Oh… and the Viper Vault. AND he’s on tonight’s trial too. Just another qui…
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I'm A Celeb: Vomit, Bev's Pockets and Jordan's Mum
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It's the day after the first episode and William's joined by Producer Ben and Jordan's Mum to talk about life in the I'm A Celebrity castle. As we expected, Jordan becomes centre of attention almost immediately as he throws up before it even gets going. Once he's talked down from the cliff edge by Sir Mo Farah it's quickly onto the castle, where to…
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Help I Sexted My Boss Does I'm A Celebrity
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William reveals our plans for Help I Sexted My Boss during Jordan's stint in the castle. Plus, he introduces a very very very special guest. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Jordan North has some news to share and we think you're going to want to hear it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Help It's The Best Of Series 5 - Part Two
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William and Jordan take you through a second episode of Best Bits from Series 5 - including a powerful letter from Charlotte, a reading from William's will and a guest appearance from Jordan's Mum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Help It's The Best of Series 5 - Part One
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William and Jordan take you through the Best Bits of Series 5 - including Jordan's kinks, William's back passage delivery and we find out the uses for numbing lube. The second episode of Best Bits from Series 5 will be out on Friday. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
For our final replay, it was Jordan's turn to decide on the episode we put out on the feed, and he opted to relive the lavish luxury of Monaco. Would Jordan's adventure into how the other half lived filled with disaster at almost every corner? We thought it probably would, that's why we did it. But you'll have to listen to find out. See acast.com/p…
After the success of last week's REPLAY, this time it's William's turn to choose his favourite episode of the podcast. William obviously thinks it's all been downhill since the start because he's chosen the Royal Wedding Special from Series 1. To celebrate the always uneventful matrimony between Prince Harry and Meghan, William invites Jordan aroun…
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Replay: Help There's A Gay Ghost In My Bed
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This is the episode that features the winning moment of the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss World Cup of Best Moments. It's a prestigious title, and there could only be one winner. With the G and Divas voting in their droves on Twitter, the moment where Jordan describes his 'gay ghost' was crowned deserved champion. So, as prize for you and me, we…
For one last time in Series 5, William and Jordan are here to help you with your modern dilemmas. They reflect on what has changed since they started recording this series earlier this year, there's a surprise from Mikey and some exciting news about Producer Ben. Not to mention, some classic G and Diva problems to round it all off See acast.com/pri…
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Weekend Release: Wilfred and Justin Come Again
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As Producer Ben returns from holiday, as do Wilfred and Justin. Ben spent some time (about half an hour) penning a third episode of the hit comedy drama sitcom and it's quite an insight into his sordid mind. Also, the boys share some news that you're not going to want to miss, but you might regret you ever heard. See acast.com/privacy for privacy a…
Producer Ben is on holiday this week, and to be completely honest you wouldn't be able to tell if was there or not - if you were to ignore the fact William and Jordan bring it up three/four times throughout the episode. In terms of what they actually talk about, William and Jordan chat about their recent meeting in a posh private members club (no, …
It's time for another Weekend Release, brimming with extra bits from William and Jordan. And by extra bits, we mean a snazzy new jingle, more accent chat and talk of having sex with a pineapple. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
From the Cost Per Shag conundrum to an erotic photo fail, William and Jordan help you navigate more modern day dilemmas. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Weekend Release: When Life Gives You Melons
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After the podcast received one of its most controversial questions to date, there is only one topic that we could start (and end) this Weekend Release with. Make sure you keep listening until the end to hear an update from Richard Pipkins. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
This episode has quite possibly the most stunning problem we've ever had… and we've had a few. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Most of us couldn't imagine William could get any more fabulous… until we found out he's a cover star. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
William chats about the etiquette of wearing a facemask, Jordan reveals his 30th birthday present and the pair share the tale of their latest sexual contact. And that's before we even get to William's WACKY Word of the Week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
William and Jordan discuss the various names for knocking a door and running away before replanning their 2020 tour to include Barbados! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
William is joined by Jordan (and his mum) on his holiday in Spain. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Weekend Release: Jordan's Elocution Lesson
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In the aftermath of William restarting elocution lessons after spending too much time with Jordan, the only acceptable outcome was to invite Jordan along for the ride for his own personalised lesson. As Jordan learns how to say 'ow' properly, maybe you'll be saying the same after listening to this episode. If you want to work on your voice like Wil…
*FANFARE FOR NEW FEATURE* William's Wacky Word of the Week is back… I can't believe it ever went away. Elsewhere in the episode, Jordan updates us on the fun he used to get up to at his Aunty Cath's, William does his best effeminate Margaret Thatcher impression and Jordan has an update about a gay ghost. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-ou…
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Weekend Release: Fortnum & Mason Afternoon Tea
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William invites Jordan to spend an afternoon stuffing his face with bread, butter and something sweet. Except it's a tiny bit classier than that. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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The utterly great journalist and Chart Music podcaster Taylor Parkes joins Jon and Marc to see the One Show off on a well deserved cruise post-lockdown. On the Marie Celeste. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
