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Chris Distefano AKA Chrissy Specials joins Bert Kreischer this week fresh off of his new Netflix special "Speshy Weshy!" They discuss drinking, check in with Christina P to ask about her Netflix special Mom Genes, and side effects. Bert and Chris discuss their friendship with Tom, the early days of Joe Rogan, and old school comedy legends like Dave…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Cult418_edit.mp3 Episode 418 More sessions of @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) The Marked have passed the quicksand but now they find themselves facing Stygian Pits, Freezing Lakes, and something deep in the caverns that they were definitely not expecting! Download the File Please …
 
We have a special guest bear joining Bert Kreischer today... it's Mark Normand! They talk about iconic standup comedy sets from black comedians, prescription pills, and Bert getting hurt on his Travel Channel show. They trade stories about first experiences with drugs, alcohol and sex. They discuss their sex lives, cultures from all over the world,…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Cult417_edit.mp3 Episode 417 An panic Filled session of Alien from @freeLeaguePub and @modiphius! With the Montero Crew starting to feel the pressure, and the Chronos crew swiftly dwindling either by monster attack or by “incidents” with the Montero crew everyone is starting to feel the str…
 
On this week's episode of "2 Bears, 1 Cave," Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's inability to keep a secret, jigsaw puzzles, racing Caeleb Dressel, why Bert should be a Speedo spokesperson, and "Jackass Forever." Bert recalls partying with Johnny Knoxville in the 90s, and the two FaceTime Steve-O…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Cult416_edit.mp3 Episode 416 More sessions of @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) Having descended into the depths the Marked have to try and navigate the cave system and find a way out so they can hopefully remove the Pegs holding the rockfall in place and free the rest of the tribe.…
 
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss finding your personal style and take a look at the style of celebrities such as Lenny Kravitz, Jason Momoa, Ben Affleck, and Jack Black. They also talk The Neck Boys, getting rest on tour, Logan Paul's pro wrestling debut, vacationing in Medellin, Kodak Black, and more. Plus,…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Cult415_edit.mp3 Episode 415 In this game written by Wayward Masquerade (@WaywardMasq Etsy) we take on the roles of potentially the most dangerous creatures we have have ever portrayed… Kea. KEA! Alpine Parrots with a penchant for trolling humans if they can keep out of the hands of D.O.C (…
 
Hey Now! We're back and talking Maddy's recent @Cocktails with Dimples and The Beard podcast appearance, the custom ASMR she made for Tom Segura (and is not sure he ever saw😂), Will Smith (we are nothing if not timely), and @Amouranth 's retirement. Also, Maddy loses her train of thought completely after taking a partial sleep blend caramel and giv…
 
It's Tom Segura's birthday, and Bert Kreischer, once again, topped their previous birthday gifts to each other. He got him a race car for 2 Bears Racing! The Bears call Matt Farah of "The Smoking Tire," who advised Bert on the purchase. He gives Tom and Bert a full run down of the car's specs. The Bears then swap stories of other meaningful gifts t…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Cult414_Edit.mp3 Episode 414 An violent session of Alien from @freeLeaguePub and @modiphius! With monsters on the loose all over the ship the crew of the Montero are busy trying to get the air cleaned up and find out exactly what is happening. Unfortunately it seems as if the “Innoculations…
 
On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss stem cell treatments, hanging with DJ Premier in New York, Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, and the ways Walter Matthau and Michael Jordan bet. Also, Bert thinks he's turning into Kanye West, which prompts a discussion about how he would react if LeeAnn st…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Cult413_edit-1.mp3 Episode 415 Continuing to try and locate the Abomination who is the cause of all of the darkspawn issues the Strange Acquaintances find themselves facing having to cross a bridge with Dark Spawn Crows watching it. Will they be able to get across, or will they fall to thei…
 
On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss why Tom got into an altercation at a dog park, Kodak Black getting shot, Jenna Jameson's illness, Kevin Hart's Gucci pants, and Tom's experiences at the Buffalo Bills facility and Chef Jose Andres' restaurant Jaleo. Josh Potter was just on tour with Bert, this leads th…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Cult412_edit.mp3 Episode 412 We Return to @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) and catch up with the Marked. Trapped in the darkness the Marked must brave the depths of the mountain to try and locate away out via the Black Drop. Can they make it? Will they die alone in the darkness? Do…
 
For tickets to Bert's Cinco De Mayo show with Mark Normand and Metalachi at the Greek Theatre, go to https://bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour. Get yours today! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura! The bears start off the show talking about being bullies and being bullied in school. Who do you think was …
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Cult411_Edit.mp3 Episode 411 An intense session of Alien from @freeLeaguePub and @modiphius! As they plan to get the Chronos working again, Clayton lures the Montero’s company man with a promise of profit and the Chronos’s Simulant gives Rye some very very bad news. Oh Dear Download the Fil…
 
On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's experience watching Tyler Perry's "A Madea Homecoming," Britney Spears' insane Instagram posts, W. Kamau Bell's new docuseries "We Need to Talk About Cosby," and David Spade's episode of 2 Bears. Bert tells the story of going to a strip club in Austin with his c…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Cult410_edit.mp3 Episode 410 Waking to find themselves surrounded by wheezing tittering undead creatures the Strange Acquaintances have to fight through their fear and break out if they are to find the Abomination and destroy it. Can they do it? Download the File Please let us know what you…
 
It’s another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave! Bert starts the episode off comparing himself to minor league and Olympian athletes. What a surprise! Do you think Bert could challenge Caeleb Dressel at swimming? Israel Adesanya at fighting? What if they were both drunk? Tom tries talking about the new Chevrolet Corvette, 2 Bears Racing, and his genuine lov…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Cult409_edit.mp3 Episode 409 We Return to @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) and catch up with the Marked. Having released the Snake Tribe Shaman who had previously bound the great Cave Bear and brought her back to the cave, the Marked now have a few days to catch their breath. Howev…
 
This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss what they think Bert's daughter's college experience will be like due to Bert's "party guy" persona, their tastes in fashion and art, and Bert's process of perfecting his stand-up routine. Bert shares a joke he wrote about Joe Rogan and Neil Young, and The Bears discuss their nickn…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Cult408_edt.mp3 Episode 408 An action packed session of Alien from @freeLeaguePub and @modiphius! Having just seen a beast erupt from the face of one of the Chronos crew the crew of the Montero have exceedingly pressing need to make it dead. If they can manage that then they just have other…
 
Hey Now! We're back and talking about our CBD candy company! Maddy is a huge CBD-enthusiast already and Mr. Syke is starting to come around :) We talk about the state of ASMR on Twitch, evaluate the negative comments Maddy gets that are the most helpful, and Mr. Syke inevitably prepares himself for a fight he is never going to have. Have you alread…
 
This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer opens with what it's like visiting Austin, and how much he loves playing games with Tom Segura's kids. Also, Tom's kids give Bert a new nick name: Fat Sticks. The bears talk about standup comedy all over the world, they try to figure out the perfect outfit for Bert's next special, and we go down the femal…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Cult407_edit.mp3 Episode 407 This week we play more Star Trek Adventures from @Modiphius The Plants are Gathered and now they need to repair the runabout and get off the planet… But the Officers also need to get all of the devolved onto the runabout so they can be cured at the nearest star …
 
It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer out of the new Austin set and we get into hypotheticals about hooking up with relatives! We get an update on the weight loss challenge with Nadav, talk about Ben Askren and the Jake Paul fight, and Bert tries to figure out his price for getting knocked out by a professional figh…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Cult406_edit.mp3 Episode 406 The Strange Acquaintances are heading out into the wilderness to face an Abomination and hopefully end the danger to the village. You’d think that would be enough to keep even the stupidest of the Villagers off their backs, but it turns out… No! Download the Fil…
 
It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave, and we have guest bear David Spade joining Tom Segura! Spade has all sorts of questions as he just started an SNL themed podcast co-hosted by Dana Carvey called "Fly On The Wall." David tells Tom about getting on Saturday Night Live with Rob Schneider and what it was like to be a writer/performer on the cast bac…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Cult405_edit.mp3 Episode 405 This week we play more Star Trek Adventures from @Modiphius Having located relatively un-devolved scientists the Officers split their efforts to try and save time on their inevitable scramble to escape the planet before the Ion storm hits. This leaves Doctor Tka…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/EvilGeniusAnnouncement.mp3 Evil Genius Productions (@evileniusgames), a black-owned game publisher contacted us this last week to give us some interesting information on a new game they are working on Everyday Heroes, intended to be a spiritual successor to the venerable D20 Modern game sys…
 
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are finally recording out of the new set and Bert almost immediately ruins it. Bert fantasizes which celebrities he'd date, the bears discuss the Buffalo Bill's insane game and the incredible 2 Bears cleats that Gabe Davis wore during a game. The bears try doing some inspirational social media posts, we get an update o…
 
https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Cult404_edit.mp3 TRIGGER WARNING SEVERE EYE TRAUMA please do not listen to the second half of the episode if eye trauma and severe body horror is not your thing. Episode 404 A terrifying session of Alien from @freeLeaguePub and @modiphius! The Crew of the Montero continue to try and deal wi…
 
It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert thinks he's finally going to move to Austin! Will Enny and Nadav move in with him? Then, the bears decide to completely change and rebuild Nadav. Is he up for the challenge? Tom shares how he got into doing standup comedy and Bert reveals he doesn't listen when peop…
 
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