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They're old! They're queens! There's two of them! It's Two Old Queens! Join Mark Rennie and John Flynn as they search for the gayest movie ever made, using a byzantine ranking system, their own hard opinions, and some inevitable controversies from a stacked lineup of guests to come! CHECK OUT TWO OLD QUEENS EVERY WEDNESDAY STARTING JUNE 26! SUBSCRIBE NOW!!!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
 
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The copy in 1935 read "A monster in form, but human in his desire for love!" Does that describe what it's like to be gay or does it? Joining us as we build a mate for the monster known as THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN is Nebula-Award-winning author Sam J. Miller! ("THE ART OF STARVING," "BLACKFISH CITY," "DESTROY ALL MONSTERS," "THE BLADE BETWEEN") Fol…
 
We launch into 2021 with a movie that launched several franchises! The dog is in the house and joining us on the pod to talk about AIR BUD is such a good boy! (Yes he is! He's such a good boy!) It's Pat Graziosi! (Voice / co-creator of @lifenoggin) Follow Pat on Twitter and Instagram: @PatGraziosi Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens F…
 
If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then so is MEAN GIRLS! Helping us Jingle Bell Rock our way through our byzantine scoring system is the very fetch Chad Westbrook (actor/comedian/drag personae Step Mom) Follow Chad on Twitter and Instagram: @ChadWestbbrook Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email…
 
The tag line for JUST FRIENDS is "Moments like this have been ruining friendships for centuries." Will this movie ruin Mark's friendship with Olivia Snow Norman? (Young and Regal, podcasts: Your First Time, Rom Comes with Mom) Follow Olivia on Instagram: @oliviasnownorman Follow Olivia's ceramics on Instagram: @O.SnowCeramics Follow us on Twitter a…
 
THE FAMILY STONE asks us to feel the love. But what kind of love are they talking about? Helping us unpack the baggage we're bringing to the movie is none other than Lauren Lapkus (The Wrong Missy, Wild Horses, podcast: "With Special Guest, Lauren Lapkus") Follow Lauren on Twitter and Instagram: @laurenlapkus Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @Tw…
 
It's the last holiday, y'all. Get your wishes in! When you take a script written for John Candy and re-gift it to Queen Latifah, what do you end up with? Helping us solve this Christmas riddle is Eugene Cordero (Tacoma FD, Kong: Skull Island, podcast: Dumbells) Follow Eugene on Twitter and Instagram: @eugcordero Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: …
 
While the rest of the world argues over whether or not this is a Christmas movie, we answer the real question: How gay is DIE HARD? Helping us get to the bottom of this is Joey Clift (Netflix, Cartoon Network, DreamWorks, Nickelodeon) Follow Joey on Twitter: @joeytainment Follow Joey on Instagram: @joeycliiiiiift Follow us on Twitter and Instagram:…
 
It wouldn't be a proper Thanksgiving without a wayward daughter and a dying mother, now would it? We're taking turkey about PIECES OF APRIL with our first rapper, Big Dipper! ("Back up off Me," co-host of the podcast Sloppy Seconds) Follow Big Dipper on Twitter & Instagram: @bigdipperjelly Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Ma…
 
It's the classic tale of an unhappy housewife befriending an old lady in a nursing home, what could be gayer than that? This week we're enjoying some FRIED GREEN TOMATOES with writer/director/performer/beagle fan, Mary Sasson! ("Robbie" Comedy Central) Follow Mary on Twitter & Instagram: @marysasson Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens…
 
Are Bill & Ted queer allies, or a couple of medieval dickweeds? The most excellent Jon Mackey (comedian, director Big Grande, twitch show "How Ya Been Brett DeMott") helps us figure out how gay BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE really is! Follow Jon on Twitter & Instagram: @itsjonmackey Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark o…
 
NOW, Death Becomes Her? Comedian Lucas Hazlett (American Princess, Wrecked) brings in this classic tale of a female rivalry that literally lasts forever! But what about Tracey Ullman? Follow Lucas on Instagram: @lucaszacharyhazlett Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.c…
 
There's nothing gay about THE LOST BOYS, but we've invited writer, comic and pug enthusiast Todd Masterson (Gay Fat Friend) on to the pod to talk about it all the same! Follow Todd on Twitter & Instagram: @toddmasterson and @gayfatfriend Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@g…
 
THE BROOD has unconventional therapy techniques, external body sacs, and creatures with, "strange eyes, no sexual organs, and no navel!" Sounds pretty gay to us! Helping us get to the bottom of this movie's Mommy issues is YA horror enthusiast Lindsay Katai (writer on Infinity Train now streaming on HBOMax, podcaster Teen Creeps Pod) Follow Lindsay…
 
It's based on a story by Clive Barker and feature S&M torture villains and a girl named Tiffany, so HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II has got to be pretty gay, right? Helping us unlock the puzzle cube of this movie is noted horror enthusiast Louis Peitzman (NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed) Follow Louis on Twitter & Instagram: @LouisPeitzman Follow us on T…
 
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, but what's going on with that guy in the bear mask? Helping us rate THE SHINING is comedian, writer, and Shelly Duvall enthusiast Brent Sullivan ("Conan" "You're Making It Worse") Follow Brent on Twitter & Instagram: @mrbrentsullivan Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterb…
 
It's got a maypole dance, a naked Jack Raynor, and someone is crowned May Queen, so MIDSOMMAR has got to be pretty gay, right? Join us and Ify Nwadiwe ("Who Shot Ya?" "Candy Dinner" & twitch) to see if MIDSOMMAR is crowned the Gay Queen! (see what we did there?) Follow Ify on Twitter & Instagram: @IfyNwadiwe Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @Two…
 
When the main plot of your movie is set into motion by a visit from an Avon Lady, it's got to be pretty gay, don't you think? Helping us decide if EDWARD SCISSORHANDS makes the cut is writer and comedian Lorraine DeGraffenreidt! Follow Lorraine on Twitter: @lorrrrraine Follow Lorraine on Instagram: @lorrankydank Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: …
 
Its got the power of Shirley MacLaine and undeniable lesbian energy from Debra Winger, but is that enough to place TERMS OF ENDEARMENT amongst the top five of gayest movies ever? Give yourself a shot and join us and H. Alan Scott ("You're Making It Worse" and drag personae Sadie Pines) as we come to terms with the answer! Follow H. Alan Scott on Tw…
 
If you've been holding your breath waiting for us to talk about movie staring Cher, you can now breath a sigh of relief! Who is brave enough to ask, "How gay is MERMAIDS?" Why it's none other than Santina Muha! ("One Day at a Time", "Full Picture," podcast: "Rolling with my Homies") Follow Santina on Twitter and Instagram: @santinamuha Follow us on…
 
We've got an updated scoring system and some new sound effects! Just in time to discuss everything that's gay about SILENCE OF THE LAMBS! Rubbing lotion on your skin? Hello! Joining us is cool and funny guy Mike Castle (Brews Brothers, Guest House) as we hunt down the gayest movie ever! Follow Mike on Twitter: @magicmikecastle and Instagram: @biket…
 
It's a sequel to a prequel where Fassbender sticks a flute in another Fassbender's mouth, so you'd think ALIEN: COVENANT is pretty gay! For the final week of Queen's Choice Mark has invited Niccole Thurman (Black Lady Sketch Show, Shrill, Comedy Central) to help us on our continuing search for the gayest movie ever! Follow Niccole on Twitter: @nicc…
 
This week for Queen's Choice John invited Jeff Hiller ("30 Rock") back to help us figure out if it was a Strident Woman causing Pool Trouble with some Felt! That's right, we're talking about CLUE! Join us as we solve the mystery of how gay this movie really is! Visit Jeff's website (updated at least annually): Hillertime.com Follow us on Twitter an…
 
"In a chaotic time, Justice wears a mask," is the tag line for BATMAN FOREVER which makes is so of the moment! But doesn't that beg the question, how gay is the moment? This month for Queen's Choice Mark has invited Tony Rodríguez ("Spanish Aquí Presents") to help us figure that out! And since the movie Tony brought in, The Muppets Take Manhattan, …
 
This month is Queen's Choice! We're inviting some of our favorite guests back but this time the Queens decide what movie everyone's going to watch! This week John has chosen SGT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND, and despite not being a good movie, a splendid time is guaranteed for all! Especially when your guests are Beatles expert Will Hines (Scre…
 
Love is in the air, but how much felt is in the Bogo Pogo? And does it require any mannequins? Join us as we pull back the red curtain to figure out where Baz Luhrmann's STRICTLY BALLROOM lands on the gay scale. Joining us is the Tina Sparkle of sketch comedy, Ele Woods!!! ("Turnt Up with the Taylors") Follow Ele on Twitter: @EleWoodsPHD Follow Ele…
 
The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life, but where does that leave FEMALE TROUBLE when it comes to being gay? For our first John Waters movie we've got one of the oldest queens on the block, Frank DeCaro!!! (Author of "Drag: Combing Through the Big Wigs of Show Business" and "A Boy Named Phyllis: A Suburban Memoir.") Follow Frank on…
 
John Travolta and Nicolas Cage swap faces and fight over Joan Allen and Gina Gershon. Do you think there's anything gay about that? To find out, the Two Old Queens FACE/OFF with (not against!) Demarcus Wooten!!! ( "Social Media Media" and UCB's Maude Night!!!) Follow Demarcus on Twitter: @MarcTivon Follow Demarcus on Instagram: @wudake Follow Socia…
 
It's bitchin', got great hair, and the boys all love to stare, but how gay is BRING IT ON? To find the definitive answer, we go all the way to Nationals with comedians, podcast hosts, and former high school cheerleaders, Kate Santos and Stevie Anderson ("Cinemastrology," "The Shiterion Collection," and "What's Your Sign?") Follow them on Instagram:…
 
If Scott Pilgrim thought Romona's 7 Evil Exes were a little much, wait 'til he has to deal with 2 Old Queens! How does SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD score on our complex and byzantine scoring system? Find out as we rate it with our guest comedian, producer, and noted Weezer die hard, Matt Apodaca ("Whats With These Homies Talkin About Weezer" "PONY im…
 
It's our one year anniversary, so naturally we're heading down to the meat packing district for some old school CRUISING! Our guest is actor, writer, and noted homosexual Eliot Glazer ("You're Making It Worse" "Broad City" and "American Pickle") Follow Eliot on Twitter and Instagram: @EliotGlazer Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Em…
 
Sure, we could all stay lost in this moment forever, but it's time to kick some asteroid! That's right, we're talking about ARMAGEDDON! Our guest is actress, improviser, comedian, and budding artist, Erin Whitehead ("Wild Horses!") Follow Erin on Twitter and Instagram: @GirlWithATail Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Email us: TwoOl…
 
This week we head up to Canada where everyone loves hockey and no dog is safe from a werewolf attack! That's right, we're talking about GINGER SNAPS! Our guest is actress, comedian, and artist, CONNIE SHIN ("Thundercats Roar!" "Fairfax" and artwork for "Two Old Queens!") Follow Connie on Twitter: @thatconnieshin and Instagram: @madam_connie Music b…
 
Feeling haunted by the notion that somewhere there's a love in flames? We get it, because this week we're talking about TOP GUN! Our guest is actress, comedian, and new mother, NICOLE PARKER ("MadTV" "Wicked" and "The Neighborhood Listen") Follow Nicole on Twitter: @NPRedford and Instagram: @nfparkergirl Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin …
 
Do you feel strum and drang in the air? Don't worry, it's just the Two Old Queens talking about LITTLE SHOP OF HORROS and trying to figure out how gay it is! Our guest is the very gross GILLI NISSIM ("The Other Two" "We're Gross!" and "APBio!") Follow Gilli on Twitter and Instagram: @Time2GetGill Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technica…
 
Sure it's got David Bowie in tight pants and an iconic wig, but how gay is LABYRINTH, really? Our guest is actor, singer, magician, and puppeteer BENJAMIN SCHRADER! ("Book of Mormon," "Crank Yankers," " and "Coop & Cami Ask the World!") Follow Ben on Twitter: @Schrader99 and Instagram: @DarthSchrader99 Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Te…
 
Withered leaves collecting at your feet was all the rage in the 1980s, but how does it play in 2019? Now and forever we answer all of your questions as the Two Old Queens ask (because the Two Old Queens dare), how gay is the movie version of CATS? If you listen, you'll understand what campiness is. Our guest has more podcasts than a cat has lives! …
 
It's time to go back to school again and find out if GREASE 2 will score tonight! Who's that guy we got as our extra special guest to figure this out? He's the best dancer at St. Bernadette (with the worst reputation), Brandon Scott Jones! ("The Good Place," "Can You Ever Forgive Me?" and, "Isn't It Romantic?") Follow Brandon on twitter: @brandonSJ…
 
Sure, INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE is an epic story of love, betrayal, loneliness, and hunger, but is it gay? Helping us take a bite out of that question is the delightful Ryan Meharry! ("My Own Private Kokomo") Follow Ryan on twitter: @realryanmeharry and Instagram: @ryanmeharry Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike R…
 
If you're waxing nostalgic for a classic lesbian panic flick, then you're gonna love WINDOWS! And you'll definitely love our extra special guest, the legendary Drew Droege ("Bright Colors Bold Patterns," "Happy Birthday, Doug," and those fabulous Chloe videos!) Follow Drew on twitter: @drewdroege and Instagram: @drew_droege Music by Danny Cohen Art…
 
A star may be born, but will the new queen be de-throned? We go off in the deep end to find out if Lady Gaga's A STAR IS BORN is gayer than Barbra Streisand's Not-A-Star-is-Born. Our extra special guest is superstar Cait Raft! ("Thundercats Roar!" "Celeb News Ride Home," and "This Podcast Is Self Care") We're still working on sound issues! Thank yo…
 
Hello Gorgeous! We know she's a FUNNY GIRL, but will Barbra rain on Miss Piggy's parade? Find out with our extra special guest, the wonderful, wonderful Jimmy Ray Bennett! ("A.J. & the Queen," "Hand of God," and "Grand Theft Auto V!") Warning! The sound is not like buttah on this one, but we're working on it! Thank you for your patience! Follow Jim…
 
Take a jaunty stroll with us to the Savoy Theatre as we examine TOPSY TURVY! Sure, there's lots of singing and dancing, but are there shawls? Find out with our extra special guest, the very model of a modern major gentleman, Paul F. Tompkins! ("BoJack Horseman," "The Neighborhood Listen," and a million other things!) Follow Paul on twitter and inst…
 
Party on, listeners because we're taking a schwing through WAYNE'S WORLD! It's excellent, but does it make you horny? Find out with our babelicious guest, JACKIE JOHNSON (host of the podcast "Natch Beaut") Follow Ryan on twitter and instagram: @Jackie_Michele Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by M…
 
I hope you're ready to dance because we're going to Vegas to breakdown SHOWGIRLS! It's a modern camp classic, but is it gay enough? Find out with our extra special guest, JEFF HILLER! ("30 Rock" and "Greta") Follow Jeff on twitter and instagram: @boomboomhiller Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by…
 
This week we look at current reigning Best Picture winner PARASITE! It won Oscars for Director and Best Picture, but will it win 100 for Felt or the Male Gay-ze?? Find out with our guest, PETER KIM, host of the podcast "The Ajumma Show." Follow Peter on twitter and instagram: @PeterKZ Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie S…
 
We're taking a swing through RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK and it's action packed! But is the action man on man enough? Find out with our alpha male guest, it's RYAN STANGER (host of the podcasts "The Dumbbells," and "Action Boyz!"). Follow Ryan on twitter and instagram: @StoneStanger Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Te…
 
We're talking BEACHES and it's everything (everything!) we wish it could be. But is it gay enough? Find out with our fabulous guest, it's MARCY JARREAU (host of the podcasts "Kar-Dishin' It," "A Funny Feeling," and "30 Day Bae!"). Follow Marcy on twitter: @MarcyLAne Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Suppo…
 
It's the 80's all over again with 1984's SUPERGIRL. And what a guest, it's BECKY FELDMAN (host of the podcast "Too Stupid To Live"). It's VERY campy but how gay is it? Follow Becky on twitter: @beckles212 Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Twitter/Instagram: @twooldqueens Email: twoo…
 
We're the Queens of the World? It's TITANIC! Our series on Best Supporting Actress Oscar Nominees or Winners continues with James Cameron's mega-blockbuster. Heather Anne Campbell (How Did This Get Played?, The Twilight Zone) helps us evaluate the gayness of it all. Follow Heather on Twitter: https://twitter.com/heathercampbell Produced by Alec Sar…
 
Our series of Best Supporting Actress movies continues with GHOST! And who better to discuss it than the supernaturally talented Mary Holland (Wild Horses, Greener Grass, Blunt Talk, Shirk). Tony Goldwyn's hotness is analyzed! Follow Mary on twitter at @mholland85 Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support…
 
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