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Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) and Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) see the world through aunt-colored glasses. And if you don’t know what that means, Mags and Pat will talk at you until you get it. From dismantling the “fun uncle” narrative, to current events and how they pertain to aunts, to debating whether Marshall’s or Kohl’s is the superior place to buy decent luggage, you’ll gain deeper insight and appreciation for the aunts in your life. Probably. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-ba ...
 
So it's really happening. Your husband was sitting with you and suddenly asked for a divorce. "I really think we should separate. It's not working for me anymore." The papers have been filed, he moved out, and you're here with the kids.Wow! You got blindsided, all right. What now?Getting a divorce is like getting tossed into an emotional blender. All at the same time, you're feeling angry, betrayed, sad, depressed, anxious, helpless, and a whole bunch of other things. Listen to Dear Aunt Sus ...
 
I’m here to advise, educate, and empathize with you, all while telling personal stories and talking about current events. I’m not your parents so I can’t make you do anything; my goal is to give you a bigger view of the world so you can make better choices for a better life.
 
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Pat and Mags head in mostly the same direction with Uncle Kiko this week and the discussion includes pilgrims, CK One, Amber alerts, Stockard Channing syndrome, WDDW, GILFB's, jazzed up obituaries, basting corpses, beaver fever, farm Jesus, and doppelgongers. TW: Kid Rock Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Kiko - Nico Carte…
 
Have you ever heard the saying, "It takes a village to raise a child"? It takes a team to survive getting divorced! Listen to this episode to learn more about building your team, and the resources you might need. Here are the links I promised in the episode: Mini-course - "How to Get Through Tough Days in One Piece" Get it here: https://ravitrose.c…
 
Pat and Mags go in circles this week with Uncle Aunt Denandra when we talk paying for the sizzle, when your shirt says "this is medical", travel plaza poets, reclaimed linoleum, pina la quintas, romancing the bean, a one bush sleeper cell, Auto Dater, raccoons in a haypatch, gettin' there better, and medium credit scores. TW: home remedies that don…
 
Can't tell you how many times I've been asked, "How can I every trust another person ever again?" Marriage is the most potent attachment a human can experience - and if we don't heal from the loss of that attachment, it will color your relationships for the rest of your life. In this episode, we'll talk about how to start (and continue!) that heali…
 
Auntie Viola joins Pat and Mags this week and we Chiefly talk Kohl's Kash, diabetic frenzies, real dickheads, diving into woodchippers, feeling clitorish, waking up in a tracksuit, wild sniffers, and Jennifur the Christmas tree. TW: the state of retail in America Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Auntie Viola - Susan Messing Art…
 
When we're getting divorced, those super intense emotions cause us to do things that we might not ordinarily do. Last time we talked about taking the high road; this week we're going to learn how to interrupt those emotional spirals and decide if what you're planning to do is a good idea... or not. Susan Petang is a Certified Life Coach specializin…
 
Pat and Mags talk ifs, ands, and mostly butts this week with Uncle Davey and we cover when you're on top of the (garbage) heap, Splash Mountain and Ponderosa, interrupting interventions, getting Squiggy with it, Canada take me away, the last night at Chi-Chi's, and cautionary uncles. TW: more Florida Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quer…
 
During a divorce, all kinds of super intense emotions might pop up. We may start feeling rage, vindictiveness, or intense despair that might cause us to do things we wouldn't normally do. So when we're in the throes of it, how can we rein ourselves in? Listen to this episode for not only why it's important to get back control, but how to do it! Sus…
 
We deliberate with Aunt Tee Tee this week and talk turns to spores begetting birthers, asymmetrical faces, emotional support jurors, beating off at the Rainforest Cafe, when your jumani tingles, the films of Linus Nielsen, and when you haunt the ghosts. TW: the Jeffrey murders Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Tee Tee - Tra…
 
It's so tempting to run out and buy a Magic 8 Ball or hire a psychic, isn't it? Sometimes it's impossible to know how to behave, especially when our emotions have been chucked into a blender! Listen to this episode to learn some great tools to make sure that you're heading in the right direction!By Susan Petang
 
Pat and Mags don't draw a blank this week with Uncle Mike and their chat includes men named Chucky, the waterglades, blow bleep jobs, a Black Friday death rattle, toilet snakes, downstairs noogies, paying with your face, Oprah's personal Jesus, and involuntary manslaughter. TW: Florida Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Mik…
 
One of the biggest stressors I've heard women talk about is the unreasonable demands they can face from others. How can you set limits on other people without being a b*tch? How can you keep your cool, but still let others know they can't get away with taking advantage of you? Listen to this episode to find out!…
 
It's a classic three way when Aunt Jocee visits Pat and Mags this week and talk turns to bailiff-centered programming, vaginal mesh, doggy bags, Stouffers refugees, Chef Boyardee's coke-stache, catfishing for good, freezer cakes for strangers, the karaoke version of the Cupid Shuffle, and a couple pumps. TW: sodium Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie M…
 
We get silly this week with Aunt Sib as we talk fish with ears but no bones, what happened to Dolly, Cabot Cove in Kissimmee, toe rings in the backyard, not now Mamma Mia, sleeping with mirrors, and monkeys changing wifi passwords. TW: BIRDS ARE REAL Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Sib - Phylicia McLeod Artwork - Jordan S…
 
Aunt RoRo schemes with us this week to tackle keeping Kelly Clarkson's mouth out of your mouth, watching out for pyramids, international insults, changes in aptitudes, and reformed carnies. TW: more Mentalist Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt RoRo - Robyn Lynne Norris Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor …
 
On this week's journey Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Chewy and we talk police school, a well-oiled captain, the gaypvine, never forgetting Chuck and Larry, Mailboxes, Etc., awapuhi, and Joe Pesci's mumble double. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Chewy - Martin Garcia Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Edi…
 
Laura met an awesome guy named Bill. He held the door for her, treated her like a queen, was kind to her family, and even put his dirty clothes into the hamper. Amazing, right? WRONG. They were divorced within 2 years. Listen to this episode so you can avoid the mistake they made!By Susan Petang
 
Pat and Mags horse around with Cuncle RB this week and talk turns to Rubber Folk, the landline drinking game, the dearly belated, when you're your own horse, a stepladder to heaven, teeth and corn and procedurals for kids. TW: shellfish at the ballpark Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Cuncle RB - RB Butcher Artwork - Jordan Sta…
 
Pat and Mags are joined by Aunt Mel this week and we talk two well-cut giblets, the fastest puss in the west, a surprising amount of Phil Collins, OSHA, visions of the Snapple lady, NERF's, Popeye's tattoo, The Chunk and The Gash, lezbrizzoners, sussudio, when art looks back at you, and the airport post office. TW: not enough beeps in the world Aun…
 
Pat and Mags don't need to watch their step with Aunt Googs this week to talk Fig Newton, a public Italian, hump eve, going straight to skinnylicious, a gap year selling khakis, post office famous, and mannequin caves. TW: child ballroom dancers Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Googs - Megan Gailey Artwork - Jordan Staffor…
 
Pat and Mags go towards the light with Aunt Tam and we talk drinking your gal, who decides what's poison, a woman named Tambourine, Mike Dropp, crashing christenings, when children are older ghosts, and water landing mustaches TW: graphs Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Tam - Katie Nahnsen Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra…
 
Pat and Mags get down to business with Aunt Pip this week and we talk a butt for every chair, what does punta cana mean, recently deceased prawns, the green eyed monsters, class toe rings, cake and diaper and woman, Thelma and Louises, and getting the upper leg. TW: reference to a white Dodge Neon Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercio…
 
It's all part of God's plan this week when Aunt Wanda visits Pat and Mags and we tackle Alan Funt, the old badge, Lauderdale, Rumspringa break, giving them some sand to talk about, catching eels, Dick Magnets, and gut panties. TW: Rhoda, briefly Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Wanda - Katie Caussin Artwork - Jordan Staffo…
 
Pat and Mags have a roller coaster of a chat this week with Aunt Penny and we cover calgon removing us from this mortal plane, the old tame west, a baker's dozen of Lassies, Hidden Valley Ranch, infinite Johnnie Cochrans, America's Roller Coast, double catfished, and smiling vs. snarling. TW: unrealistically erotic coffee commercials Aunt Pat - Col…
 
Mantras aren't always for religious or spiritual purposes. We can create life mantras to help us learn how to process the hurt from past relationships (and the divorce!), as well as build self-confidence. Listen to this episode to learn how they can help you, and some handy ones you can start using right now! If you want to learn more about dating …
 
Pat and Mags rock and roll with Aunt Cay this week and we discuss gutter chasers, dry aerobics, Forever 33, waggin', being single dingle, things not included in the infrastructure bill, Dick Simmons, and sex talk rebuttals. TW: a bunch of stuff Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cay - Kate James Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mau…
 
Pat and Mags hit it off and run with Aunt Butter this week and talk turns to dry teeth, new blowies, not waving at children, those big air balloons, the stripper pool, Cher/share, rhymes in heaven, and the giving mouth. TW: obliterating denim shorts Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Butter - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Staf…
 
Welcome to "No More Losers: Dating After Divorce"! I'm your host, Susan Petang, from The Quiet Zone Coaching. You may remember me from my "Dear Aunt Susan" podcast. I'm back for a season of advice on dating after divorce. We'll talk about healing from your past relationships, how to show your best side to potential partners, and what you have to do…
 
Pat and Mags are joined this week by Uncle Dill and Uncle Do to talk more than a little about seasonal dating, the oldest living audience, Jackée, paying it sideways, bedazzling your hole, and when the rent is too damn low. TW: evening (leveling) the playing field Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncles Dill and Do - Colin Rour…
 
Aunt Tammi swings for the fences with Pat and Mags this week and we tackle young people singing (not illegal), when houseguests need to get out, washing one hand with the other one, drunk trampin', murdered shoes, megatooth, and a big Nermal. TW: further undermining your confidence in the American auto industry Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags …
 
We go from zero to sixty this week with Uncle Dan and our conversation includes ramming grandmas, the laziest river, resettled shoe salesmen, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Venmo-ing Max Headroom, appraising your bird, and apologizing to Tina Turner. TW: European show sizes Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Dan - Matt Young Artwork - Jord…
 
The wet 'n' wild Aunt Bev joins Pat and Mags this week and our ramblings include: things that are Swedish, wet for the right reasons, thumbs and butts, scooching your cootch, Peter Francis Geraci, Magical Mike, and Everybody loves Dr. Raymond Raymond. TW: slowly removing your foot from your father's hands Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana…
 
The absolutely too honest Sprint brings big niece energy to the podcast this week and we discuss when you get fruit, your friend's metal shoes, The Piercing Vagodas, bringing back Microsoft Outlook, & dipping and/or bouncing. TW: Claire's Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Sprint - Lureena Cornwell Artwork - Jordan Stafford Maunt…
 
Talk goes from the boardroom to the bedroom this week when Aunt Timtam joins Pat and Mags on the podcast. We cover Jean Naté, Ship to Shore to shirt, a VFW devoid of men, fish imitating crabs, and when Chad's gone. TW: Clarence Carter's "Patches" Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Timtam - Zabeth Russell Artwork - Jordan Sta…
 
Our bosom buddy Aunt Irma visits with Pat and Mags this week and we ponder is Alf among us, a Coach without Dauber, Mr. Softee, when a horse is wearing a caftan, and fickle tubes. TW: accidentally starting a relationship with your sister Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Irma - Mary Catherine Curran Artwork - Jordan Staffor…
 
You all know how I rant and rave about positivity, mindfulness, and gratitude to manage stress and get through difficult times. But how do we handle grief? It stinks! In this episode I'll give some actionable tips for managing the grief that surrounds not just the loss of people or pets, but places and experiences, too.…
 
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