Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt love and hate Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand Goop.
We discuss Gwyneth's appearance on the Today show, cult food items, gay bachelors, drug legalization, cast iron enamel, inappropriate Mother's Day gifts and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Bryan continues his sugar detox, Aggie zaps her face and Apple makes her Goop debut. Plus the NYC mayoral race, Goopglow Glow Lotion, spring archetypes, Jenna Lyons, vibrators, sun hats and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan review the long awaited restaurant concept from GP and the gals, Goop Kitchen.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We discuss Gwyneth's sunscreen fiasco and Bryan's Sweetkick journey, plus a case for laziness, a Seedlip pivot, Montecito madness and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Bryan reviews "Int*itive F*sting", Orlando Bloom has a very normal morning and GP goes on the Kelly Clarkson Show. Plus, a $400 soup cleanse, closets full of diffusers, Caitlin's vinegar guide, Megan's new bath oil, 60 is the new 12 and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
The exploding vagina candle story that won't end, ranking GP's exes, Aggie puts on her Fitbit, the importance of eye cream, spontaneous remission, Goop Kitchen's overqualified chef, Oura Ring madness, microgreens and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Gwyneth saves the restaurant industry with the opening of Goop Kitchen, a new delivery/takeout spot in Santa Monica. Bryan and Aggie go through the menu to figure out which salad they'll be driving 20 miles to taste next week. Plus Mark Hyman wants you to go "Pegan", price upon request bread, Jean's new face cream, Goop beefcake and more!…
Goop revamps its website and creates a hub for "thoroughly researched health information" with the launch of Goop PhD. We also talk sleep solutions, dream journals, digestive aids, postbiotics, Pilates monsters, manufactured lip balm shortages and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan recap all the hits and misses of their latest trip to Trader Joe's. For more info on how to support TJ's workers' fight to unionize, follow @TraderJoesUnion on Twitter.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
This week we talk sheet pan jambalaya, sugar resets, winter book recs, perfect makeup shades, Dr. J*n vs. "Dr" W*ll and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Post COVID Gwyneth's ketotarian regime, two sided vibrators, Reply All drama, relief packages, $1000 jeans, camo Birks, FODMAP elimination diets, bone broth add ins and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We talk constructive feedback, monochromatic dressing, candle rituals, turkey meatballs, Soho restaurant chic, GP's #FreeBritney activism and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We talk fake meat, social networking, viral food videos, Blythe's birthday, Valentine's Day gifts, Dr. Jen's war against Vagisil, Emily In Paris's Golden Globes noms, screentime mania and more! Plus, reviews of Chipotle's new cauliflower rice bowls and Miyoko's chive double cream cashew cheese. To get Bryan's recipe for Urumqi Tofu and Cauliflower …
This week we discuss dueling Alzheimer's remedies, minimalist parenting, financial planning, bran muffins in bulk, Megan's country home, closet refreshes and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan dissect the highs and lows, the strange and surreal, the delicious and disgusting of everybody's favorite pirate themed grocery store.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
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The Curious Case of the Exploding Vagina Candle
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A British woman allegedly almost burns her house down after lighting a Goop candle and we're not sure we believe her story. We also talk Intuitive Fasting, Twilight, 3 step detoxes that are really 10 step detoxes, snow staycations, herbal teas, mental health apps and more! If you want to sign up for Bryan's new FREE weekly newsletter, go to ruckerb…
Gwyneth eats dumplings al fresco, Elise recouperates, and a certain thirsty gynecologist joins TikTok. We also discuss 5 minute masturbation, alt-right paleo culture, terrible teachers, 80 year old movie spoilers, the best vegan butter, neoliberal toothbrushes, and Bryan predicts the next It veggie.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Goop releases their annual detox, but this time it's totally casual! Do it or don't. We both chose don't. We also are treated to a brand new GOOPGENES face oil, a tenuous link between COVID and Chronic Lyme, expensive ways to form good habits, dewy New Year's resolutions, Bruce Paltrow's famous pancakes and more!…
Aggie and Bryan go to the vaults and unlock a Patreon episode, where we recap the inaugural In Goop Health Virtual Summit. Go to patreon.com/goopyourself to hear more bonus content. Happy New Year!!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself We review the Goop-sceptical limited series J*nsplaining (now streaming on Amazon Prime) and break down Dr. G's long running feud with Marianne, now featuring Bette Midler!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Goop debuts a lip balm and a pair of wildly inappropriate gift boxes. We also discuss Hanukkah dinners, winter archetypes, canned cocktails, cashmere socks and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We talk reducing waste, the myth of "self care," the diabolical Oura Ring, clean mascara, refillable body wash, and more - plus reviews of Goop Fair Trade Specialty Coffee and GOOPGENES Nourishing Repair Body Butter.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
This week we review Goop's Thanksgiving herby roast chicken, break down Glenn Close's bitter tirade, congratulate Megan on her big news, discuss Bon Appetit's latest recipe catastrophe, preview Jenna Lyons' reality show and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Gwyneth's childhood home is on the market, Isabella Rossellini's daughter moves to the country, and we're all switching out turkey for chicken this year. We also talk skin microbiomes, Gerda's pelvic floor advice, third gen nepotism, Anthropologie, clothing ruts, Staub tea kettles, The Crown and more!…
Gwyneth drives to WeHo, Goop is (probably) not in financial trouble, and everyone's planning their fabulous Zoomsgivings. We also talk about the world's douchiest private island, the youngest looking 50-year-old, vegan cheese, Mormon Housewives, submitting to Marianne's version of Jesus, comfort food, $50 shampoo and GP's new morning routine.…
Aggie and Bryan dissect the best, worst and most ridiculous gifts in goop's epic 2020 holiday guide.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan discuss the disappointingly unspooky 1998 mother-in-law from hell thriller starring GP, Jessica Lange and Johnathon Schaech.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Goop's sticking its fingers into lots of new pies, including the world of high end coffee and even higher end mattresses. We also talk Madame Ovary drama, sex with Shakespeare, Gwyneth's cannabis drink investment, the world's longest morning routine, election season astrology, 75-year-old French girls and more!…
Goop London closes, Bon Appetit video relaunches, and we talk vegan cheese, Vascepa, Theragun, Wim Hof, marriage problems, subscription services and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We talk pelvic clocks, non-alcoholic booze, food sovereignty, Elise's mom, celery juice, Kate Hudson, acupuncture and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Elise Loehnen is stepping down as Chief Content Officer and we're not sure how to feel. Goop shares a prestigious award with everybody's favorite antibody cocktail company, Regeneron. We also talk fall fashion, Nick Hornby, Butyrate supplements, Gita robots, homemade sushi, loungewear overload and more!…
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan recap (most of) the seminars, workouts and Q&As from the In Goop Health At Home Summit.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Gwyneth goes nude on her 48th birthday, GoopGenes body butter is here, a Goop linked doctor is selling fake COVID cures, Aggie's an empath and Bryan ate too much Cheesecake Factory. We also talk Goop's top 10 products, Noom, Jean's blowout guide, brow oil, Masterclass and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Gwyneth hawks a Botox alternative on Drew Barrymore's show, Bryan and Aggie watch movies on basic cable, and rich people are begging you to vote! We also talk ergonomic chairs, healthy packaged food, humane spices, chickpea pasta, Megan's first misstep, and a trio of American literary giants (James Baldwin, Bret Easton Ellis and Mariah Carey).…
We talk Zoom dates, vitamin protocols, apples, non-toxic pans, non-toxic pants, depressing books, crystal heating pads, distance learning privilege, dry brushing, exfoliators, distraction and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We discuss a crazy Gwyneth rumor, a feud with Samantha Bee, a double dose of Gerda, defending soy, goop's employee discount, expensive rings, boring science, a missing necklace, Jean's exquisite prose, cooking for the unhoused, electric bikes, vibrating gold and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan review the Goop approved, Katie Holmes starring cinematic event The Secret: Dare To Dream.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We talk Gwyneth's at home hits, French girl mixed messages, Demi's daughter's latest venture, violence against Native women, designer highlighter, weighted blankets, napa cabbages and the return of the JADE EGG!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We talk carrot juice, Nice White Parents, cachaça, self electrocution, summer picnics, Prolon fasts, Ulla Johnson, Katie Holmes and kale popsicles.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Aggie's taking her dermatological health into her own hands, Bryan has rediscovered the concept of reading, and someone very special is ALLEGEDLY working at Sag Harbor Goop MRKT. How's your summer going? We also talk jewelry splurges, CSAs, Weight Watchers, $100 goop deals, canned cocktails, Arizona road trips, heart rate anxiety, broccoli oil seru…
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An Oral History of Conscious Uncoupling
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GP pens a Vogue essay, Bon Appetit burns to the ground, Elise wears Patagonia, a septuagenarian does the splits, Aggie gets her buckthorn oil and Bryan has a sugar-free white chocolate chip mishap. We also talk gold necklaces, $200 juicers, anxiety diets, acupuncture, High School Genes, Keurig cocktails, Leah McSweeney, Sonage face cream and more!…
Big news! Gwyneth launches GOOPGENES All-In-One Nourishing Face Cream, Apple gets a summer job, Aggie goes to the woods, Bryan hits 12,000 steps and we talk Cat Marnell, Housewives, Beyoncé and Taylor. The newsletters are all about hypocritical body positivity, needlessly complicated summer cocktails, narcissistic voting websites, obnoxious diffuse…
This week we talk old man MDMA stories, self tanner, clean closets, Jean's beautiful mind, surfin' NYC, the joy of walking, composting confusion, art knowledge, $70 per day Sakara, Aggie's eggs and Bryan's sexy Goop dream.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We're talking SQIRLgate, Goop's defund the police pivot, early birds, night owls, finding flow, philosophical data mining, salad for dinner, creamy cashew dressing, unemployment bonus juicers, Motown morning routines, oak table graters and beauty box donations. Links discussed on the pod: There's No I In Jam - Eater.com Joe Rosenthal's Instagram Th…
This week we talk the Glee curse, candle vloggers, egg freezings, Gwyneth's summer recs, roast chicken, green globetrotting, herbal gynecology, no makeup makeup, Cooking Light recipes, ergonomics, ear seeds and more.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
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Epidemiologists Are The New Party Planners
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Gwyneth interviews the Surgeon General, Breast Implant Illness makes its debut onto the speculative but promising stage, Megan gets personal, goop plans the most stressful 4th of July party ever, and we talk white t-shirts, French face massages and more.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We discuss the return of Alison Roman and do a short Politics Corner before getting to the week's newsletters, which include articles about Flint's water crisis, another no recipe meal plan, a tool to make your eyelids less droopy, more composting info, Jean's senior moment, meditative coloring books, influencer gifts and forming good habits.…
Gwyneth takes four walks per day, Moses makes his Tonight Show debut, and the newsletter covers everything you'd always wanted to know about bowel movements. We also talk wine subscriptions, beeswax sunscreen, a three day repeat detox, W*ll C*ole's Hebrew prayers, $450 Birkenstocks, a summer reading list and more.…
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Adam Rapoport and Ayurvedic Laxatives
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We dive into the turmoil at Bon Appetit and other cultural gatekeepers, and how it both relates to and distracts from the bigger conversations about systemic racism. Are similar dynamics taking place at Goop? Probably. We also talk electromagnetic radiation, CSAs, fancy lip balm, the new Dave Chappelle special, deleting Instagram, triphala suppleme…
We're putting Gwyneth talk on hold to hear from Goop Yourself listener Aziza @aziza.calvarese and her husband Joe @jvc302. Aziza and Joe share their thoughts on the murder of George Floyd, Black PTSD and trauma, police violence, systemic racism, educational inequality, and their experience as an interracial couple in America. Resources: Explained: …