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Climb aboard your Bezos Dick Rocket and get ready to take the Casey 40th Birthday Quiz! If you want to play along, answer the questions below and see how well you know Vit C! 1. If you were an ice cream flavour, which would you be? Why? 2. You are 12 years old, what is your favorite movie? You are 25, what is your favorite movie? You are now 40, wh…
 
Listen in HOT as to a Jerk InstaRelease™ as H and C talk Dads, Dreams, and Dumpsters! In this special quick pod (no edits baby!) you will discover which Time Square mascot shot and killed a marine (what!?), where Hansie spends his drunk dreams (so sad!), and the net worth of the Naked Cowboy (It’s unreal!) “I bet he’s a bean-can man” #RagPickers…
 
Listen in as a couple skanks in tanks talk about… umm, well, mostly old Penthouses… Hop into the hot-room of podcasts as H and Case talk color TV’s, Double Dare rooms, and why they will always be 13 years old… “Literally a pair of butt-cheeks pressed up against the camera.” “Speaking of Chad Muska, this is Chad Musty!” #DareToDream #CreamTubes #Cre…
 
Listen in as two geriatric millennials talk Nick Arcade, the Wizard, and the 80’s Big Bayou Craze! Find out what happened when Casey bested Rudy at the Huron Arcade, what the Power Glove was really ever good for, and what H’s coffin will eventually be made of… “Dust is worse than the Corona Virus.” “My autism means I got a big one!” #WhoreVsTrollop…
 
Warm up those pipes you poor man’s Masons cuz this one’s pulled straight from the pages of “Parade Aficionado” There is more to life than what you're living. You take a chance and face the wind. An open road and a road that's hidden A brand new life around the bend. There were times when I lost a dream or two. Found the trail, and at the end was yo…
 
Alright Jerks listen in as we officially kick off Season 3 with some old business like Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Tap Dancin’ Twin Bings, and how Coca-Cola won World War I Andy Kaufman Katherine Helmond Jonathan Brandis Jaime Fahr Eazy E Fat Goalie from The Mighty Ducks Kobe Bryant Tim Curry Lori Loughin Brendan Fraser “I can only do a Satan wiz…
 
Listen in as Trio-Twin-Bingio get “Zinged by the Timer,” and Finish up their Second JP Century (Starring Crunch Peters!™) Come Tokyo Drift with us as we take an amazing pod-quiz through the JP years (special thanks to Ash Van G!!!), and discover that life is all just “Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Jiz!” “Your fury is beyond compare, with over-processed …
 
It’s an official Jerk Threesome as the boys get together and talk Two Jerk-Centuries of nonsensical, out of context, quiz filled podcasting. Listen in as the Jerks discover which Judge was the son of many judges, how many strawberries one stem can take, and how many rat traps a King can handle in his shoes… “Johnnie Cage touch the butt!” “Tony Rand…
 
It’s “Ripster’s I Believe That’s Hot” this week as the Jerks ramp up to Henning’s return and the TWO-HENNDRITH!!! Listen In as H n C discuss the most flaggyest President, the potential for three apples on a single stem, and what it truly means to Hit Your Head on Henning’s Toilet… “What’s your flag ratio?” #JapaneseCruise #AmericanPieCollegeBoyz…
 
Listen in as the Jerks ramp up to the TWO-HENNDRITH, by way of pantless shirt-wearers, Yoga in Jeans™, and Jesus as the ultimate face-man. It’s part I of “We Hit our Head on Henning’s Toilet” and you won’t even know what that means until you listen to Part II. So be on the look out for Part II and context and clarification galore! (Also sadly “Shaw…
 
Is it a Cage? Or, is it all the Rage? Listen in as Case Quizes H over his knowledge of Nick Cage films. Does a moonshiner avenge his dog’s bones? Is Cliff Sherri the Prince of Niagara? Will Peter Scolari play all the parts in the Vagina Monologues? You’ll have to listen to find out… This episode is the second part of episode 194 “Cuomo. Nipples. Pi…
 
H and C are back and they are hittin’ the big issues like Silk Stockings, Golden Trumps, and “can you milk a squid?” This episode find out which Cuomo has a Prince Albert, who ordered simply a bowl of cherries, and who told a Muppet to suck his d@#*… “The lighty went bangy” “Suck my dick ya mop-head.” #TBC #WelcomeBabyDel!!! #TrumpsWand…
 
Recorded a week ago, H and C discuss the madness of small-town growing up, Kung Fu, and why Biden and Lincoln are born and bred Fire-Men! Wrap up in those afghans cuz H and C are poking another podcast fire. “You think Joey B is a racquetball man?” “You could cut your toast on the pleats of those jeans.” #GBPJ #EndRackIt #ChristmasIsOurs # Animania…
 
Bottom Line: The Jerks love Ed O’Neill (and other stuff, like history). Listen in as H and C wax on about their unprovoked bean-sandwich shoulder injuries, politics they don’t understand, and why “the whites” are for the young… “Drew Breeze still lives in his Katrina house!” “You got calloused thighs. Walmart man?” #ImReconciliation #JPHouseRock #T…
 
Bust out the brisket, beans, cornbread, and iced tea cuz this is a $70 episode. Listen to Case and H as they not only discuss NBSee-us’ 1978 lineup, but also their future lineups; including “Urkel’s Boyfriend Urkel,” “Downs & Outs,” “Gimme Shelter,” and of course “Your Dad’s Friend.” “Can you make his eyes yin-yangs?” #GrandpaGoesToWashington…
 
Let’s Hope Larry the Myposian King gives us all a little SHELTER in 2021… Well jerks it’s no longer Before Covid or After Trump. No sir, it’s a New Year. We’re breaking the bonds of constructional time and going with “Before Cheeks” or “After Dennis” TM’d “Let’s watch him take a dump.” “It’s forever de-stamped” #PregnantPause #DoublePres #FriendsKi…
 
Welp, you’re “Trapped in ‘Podcast’ Paradise.” Might as well join our No-Member Christmas Cult… Listen in as the Jerks discuss Christmas Cults, rotten zucchinis, and a young man’s aunt’s boyfriend - Merry Christmas! “An aunt and her boyfriend run a sporting goods store.” “Give ‘em the steamy bull.” #NoMemberCult #TeamOfFats #FatFortuna…
 
Get ready to take a Quiz…st..mas!!! (but after hour of porn and Netflix talk of course) Move over Book of Luke! The Jerks have the story of Magic Mushrooms, Christmas Witches, and Russian Creams! “I feel like you’re trying to get me with more poop stuff.” “Howard Stern eat our lunch.” #AudioBoner #ActionPark #WildWaterWest #Gruntus…
 
Is he a Bisque Guy? A Beef and Barley Man? Or God help us a Chowder CHUD? Don’t know? Well find out alongside Case and H as they play “If You Know Henning, then Best Get Penning!” Happy 40th to our favorite Saganite!!! Thank you for taking a couple of Jerks on board your very own Ship of the Imagination - Here’s to the many more moon-miles to come …
 
Tired of politics yet? Yes? Well then listen in as The Lutheran Buddhist™ and Original Rat Face™ discuss it EVEN more! The Jerks are asking the tough questions after one of the most divisive elections in American history, such as “can you get a doctorate in doctoring?” “Is this a nice stones store?” and of course “Have you heard the new single from…
 
In our first ever Celebrity interview we take on Country music Breakout artist of the year Robert Georg. Talk about his music and his life outside of music. Check out our first episode. Also available in video form at www.youtube.com/c/AXISRadio1By Don Pearse and Sauerkraut
 
We normally put something cheeky here, but instead… Donald Trump go FUCK YERSELF! Hallelujah!! Listen in as the Jerks say goodbye to Halloween 2020 (with a little help from Meeghans, wink), discuss science (including H’s Elemental Stack of Stones), and give their final predictions on Election 2020! (a little taste - they each get a little bit right…
 
We won’t bury the lead, this one’s the whole ten inchers! Well it’s All Hallow’s Eve Jerks and we hope you are all out there gathering exotic nuts and creams, cherry waters, and everything else that comes with a traditional Covid-Ween! “Crunch Bars were so 90’s” “C-List is for Dean Cain!” #LeprechaunSpitRoast #Halloween2020 #ClaudiaNorris…
 
Grab your shoehorn made of bones, because this Halloween we’re “blinkin’ to the beat!” It’s Halloween, so Welcome to the woods behind Skyline Drive, as we discuss Jason’s mask on his mask, Freddy’s Covid 19 diagnosis, and the scariest thing of all!.. assisted suicide. “Don’t watch grandpa eat.” #ToniLoftsDocs #CovidOnElmStreet…
 
This week a couple of Michelin Star Dads are talk underwear zones, Warren G Harding’s Jerri Curl, and why the Dahmers are too Lutheran for ancestral murder. JOYWORK for next week’s episode… The now and forever holiday classic Hubie Halloween “Warren G Harding’s grandson was trying to dig up his bones.” #Carcinamunga…
 
Don’t be a Tony! Don’t be late to the QAnon meeting! Listen to this episode now! “Tony’s Saved By the ‘What the Hell?’” When I wake up in the morning The Lizard People give a warning The QAnon’s are waitin’ on time By the cubed-time I hit the door And the vortex hits the floor I’m at the corner just in time to see the Earth get flat It's alright 'c…
 
Listen in as H and C discuss why the Lobster Boy hates an ocean theme, how the world’s tallest man has weak ankles, and why those fat twins hated piano boxes. It’s the golden age of podcasting as the boys reignite the Sherri Harson talks; along with chestnuts, armnuts, and of course backnuts! “That’s my boy! Check out those backnuts!” #WhiteSox #He…
 
Pop those air-pockets you Lady GeDrains and Sir Dunks-a-Lots cuz this one’s got Mets-Hat-Mitchie!!! Listen in as the boys welcome fellow JP alum Mitch Rose and show their age like never before (MLB, Remastered Math Rock, British Knights, Emu Creams, and “some guy out there on his Jerkin’ Stump”) “They call him Casey Five-Burgers.” #PornInTheWoods #…
 
Put on those reverse-chaps (vests) and long AND1 shorts cuz you’re signing up for “Jet-packers for Trump!” If you think “sweat is wet, so it’s the same thing,” prefer “the sex-dog route and horny-bots,” and “school shootings are cool;” then get out there and knock on some doors for “Jet-Packers for TRUMP!” “He’s mean to the nices.” “I feel like a w…
 
I bet you never thought that you’d hear about lemon-fights, Shiagra™, and Fat Man the Human Flying Saucer in a single episode!… Yes, yes, yes you will. Shake up those Boner Muscle Drinks™ and slip into some Jike Snake Skin Moccasins cuz this ones strictly for the villains! “What details are suspect?” “Sudan.” #Bung #BigJersey #LemonDrinks #LemonCak…
 
Listen in as H and Casey regale you of the story of Jokey and Goony… This one’s got all the trappings of a pod that discusses Thanos reading a book on the toilet. “They’ll probably have a confederate statue sitting in a chair as Clint Eastwood throws pies at its crotch” “You just gotta go outside… And you gotta stare at the sun.” #TheToyslet…
 
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