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The weirdest news from across the globe, delivered to you with a healthy dose of sarcasm every week! Watch the full show on YouTube!
Local Anaesthetic Podcast (otherwise known as LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world since 2012. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: (lapodcast.net@gmail.com). Subcribe to exclusive ‘LAPodcast: An Extra Jab’ bonus episodes via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lapodcastextra
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 28: A Three Dimensional Eagle with a Six-Foot Wingspan (Preview)
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Mexican mayor marries alligator - Peculiar Portions Podcast #64
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This week, Lewis considers the best way to propose to an alligator to save the city's cider reserves. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't kno…
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Alex Jones' Trial Did NOT Go Well For Him
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LAPodcast 367: An Older Shaman-Type Lady Sat Watching University Challenge
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Stories this week include: Local pastor discovers the alternative uses of a Henry hoover. Woman befriends potato. Man lauded by hospital staff for using correct rectal-insertion method. Alan Cummings' beloved chimp found alive and well. Local news you can trust since approximately 1638... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://w…
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Beer made from recycled toilet water - Peculiar Portions Podcast #63
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This week, Simon tries to woo Lewis with a very sexy voice. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the vide…
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Research Proves Comic Book Boobs Have Gotten Much Bigger
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 27: Columbian Vaginal Inflation Procedure (Preview)
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Man Finds Intact Woolly Mammoth - Peculiar Portions Podcast #62
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This week, Lewis the Prospector finds a special kind of treasure. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out th…
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LAPodcast 366: The Logistical Challenges of a Fortnightly Bin Collection to the Polish/Ukrainian Border
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Stories this week include: Gimp Man saves sleepy Somerset village from mundanity. Former Captain Scarlet voiceover artist finds compensation claim in Greggs sausage roll. Impostor dressed as Disney cast member kidnaps droid. Missing ex-employee accused of embezzlement 'absolutely fine' says former employer and Chile's largest cold cuts producer. We…
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Mr. Happy Face, World's Ugliest Dog - Peculiar Portions Podcast #61
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This week, we look at the world's MOST BEAUTIFUL DOG. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video seri…
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Jacob Wohl Is A Terrible Person And Should Be Rotting In Prison Right Now
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Company pays $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches into your home - Peculiar Portions Podcast #60
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This week, how many cockroaches would you let someone release into your house for $2,000? Don't worry, it's only for a few days! Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being …
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 26: Jemima the Asparamancer (Preview)
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Batman Arrested in Egypt + Jordan Peterson Cringe
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 20: Classification of Approaches to Technological Resurrection
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Covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world since 2012. Welcome to the twentieth episode of LA Podcast: An Extra Jab! Stories this week include: Brian Harvey blames potato for accident. Man loses over 200 chickens to thieves. Monkey snatches seagull from sky and eats it. Mystery as woman wakes to find six massive boul…
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LAPodcast 365: A Random Rubble Wall with a Cock and Hen Finish
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Stories this week include: Nuisance neighbour has drill and handmade signs confiscated. Accused shoplifter offers to show security guard his penis to prove his innocence Locals mourn the loss of Huw Davies and his memorial plaque. Tesco employee denies aiding and abetting notorious seagull. We do a quiz! Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus epi…
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Woman keeps smiling potato for 5 years - Peculiar Portions Podcast #59
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This week, we're looking at the possible Turin Shroud of potato. And other non-animal news. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it m…
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'GIRTHY' Trump EXONERATED Through Fat-Shaming
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Missing tortoise survives 30 years in attic - Peculiar Portions Podcast #58
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This week, Lewis and Simon are going full Animal News and checking out a bunch of different stories from hippos to mountain lions! Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of bein…
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RIP Cartel Monkey & More Ezra Miller Madness - Weekly Weird News
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LAPodcast 364: The Depths of Delusion and Wrongness in the Heart of Man
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Stories this week include: Jesus contemplates second coming to correct failed Georgia gubernatorial race candidate on several historical inaccuracies. President Biden ratifies right to engage grizzly bears in hand-to-hand combat. Man who spent life savings on becoming dog put up for adoption by wife. Sergeant Major soils lederhosen at Oktoberfest. …
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Europeans LARPing as American White Trash
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Man spends $15k to live as a dog - Peculiar Portions Podcast #57
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Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&…
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2-year old orders 31 cheeseburgers - Peculiar Portions Podcast #56
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Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…
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LAPodcast 363: An Undercurrent of Homoeroticism
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Stories this week include: Rishi Sunak unable to raise benefits payments as DWP typewriter runs out of ink. Kettering crematorium withdraws wedding venue option after service mix-up. Failed sniffer dog finally earns his keep. Irish barista hospitalised by brewing storm. We announce the latest addition to the LA Podcast team... Please note: We would…
Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…
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Jubilee News - Peculiar Portions Podcast #54
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Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…
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LAPodcast 362: A Now Defunct Chimpanzee-Breeding Facility
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Stories this week include: Batsh*t crazy woman marries cat. One Show faces criticism after running lighthearted feature on nuclear apocalypse. British public capitalises on opportunity to defaecate in areas of outstanding natural beauty again. Alan Cumming offers reward for locating chimpanzee co-star. Nightjar makes a surprising return to the podc…
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Florida: The best and worst personalised license plates - Peculiar Portions Podcast #53
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Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…
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Get Unbanned On Instagram With This One Simple Trick
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Cereal news - Peculiar Portions Podcast #52
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Trump Wanted to Bomb Mexico and Thought China Had a Hurricane Gun
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LAPodcast 361: A Series of Vandal Attacks Including a Bizarre Shrine to David Jason
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Stories this week include: Bus passengers fine with four-year-old buying slushie at 3am. 'Beloved' swan beheaded and dumped in sea. Missing cat found on Scottish oil rig. Guests admit that vomiting induced by marijuana-laced food was highlight of wedding. Shannon Matthews: The Musical, anyone...? Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: h…
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Dog lured to safety by sausage drone - Peculiar Portions Podcast #51
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Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…
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Short King Spring is OVER, It's All About Leg Lengthening Surgery Now
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Spider-man warned not to poo on canal rocks - Peculiar Portions #50
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LAPodcast 360: A Victim of Paranormal Activity
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Stories this week include: German man first to receive ninety-second Covid-19 vaccine booster. Cheating boyfriend concocts story about ghost texting girlfriend after accidentally messaging the wrong woman. Woman who eats Percy Pigs in the nude retires aged 30. Owner of world's largest potato suddenly finds discovery less a-peeling. "As you walk alo…
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Driftwood log gets adopted, finds forever home - Peculiar Portions Podcast #49
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Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…
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Old Icelandic Man Has World's Biggest Dong Collection
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!DISCLAIMER! We've had some issues with Lewis mic this week - apologies for the extra noise, it will be fixed. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynM…
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QAnon is a Precious Metals MLM Pyramid Scheme Now
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LAPodcast 359: Aided and Abetted by Useful Idiots
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Stories this week include: Lake District chip shop owner kindly offers to insert sausages up customers' back passages free of charge. Man baptised in flooded underpass. Mum fails to find man whose name is tattooed on arse. Customer has delightful picnic with crow in retail car park We witness the birth of Circadian Rhythms... Subscribe to Patreon f…
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The rideable robot goat - Peculiar Portions Podcast #47
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Old Man Illegally Got 90 Covid Vaccinations For Money
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LAPodcast 358: So-Called Educated Dogs From Across Germany
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Stories this week include: Miserable old woman's fanboying of Vladimir Putin to continue until at least the year 5079. Florida man blames speeding ticket on the threat of nuclear apocalypse. National Welsh show cave bans all Putin sympathisers and oligarchs from attraction. Civil Aviation Authority denies reports of sausage suspended from UFO. Rob …
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Right-Wing Furry Panic Sweeping The Nation
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