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Childish

Greg Fitzsimmons, Alison Rosen

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After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on “Childish”. Hosted by real life friends, parents and award-winning podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh about the struggles and joys of parenthood, grow closer to your children, learn something useful and maybe even put the spark back into your love life. This is safe for work. As long as you work in a meat packing plant.
 
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After a funny story about his friend Norm MacDonald, Greg and Alison talk about their week. Greg's trying out a new depression cure and Alison is attending preschool. Greg handily out-lows Alison once again while Alison finds herself breaking up an actual fight between her boys. Plus vaccine approval for kids coming sooner than you might think, sur…
 
Greg and Alison respond to a listener's complaint that all they talk about is urine, urinals and poop by talking about dildos, poop and losing their virginity. Also Reese Witherspoon's parenting struggles, a news story that says moms who don't get enough sleep age faster, Greg's mountain biking adventure, Owen's blowout, lunchbox talk and more. Fol…
 
Alison tweaked her neck and is on drugs so Greg has offered to carry her for this show, just like the footprints in the sand story. Greg performed in front of a masked crowd and was rattled by the lack of audience feedback. Everyone is tapping everything into the universe and Greg is asking how long we all want to live. We also talk about the best …
 
Greg visits Texas and goes on the Joe Rogan podcast and Alison has a Covid scare. A study says maybe it isn't so bad for kids to be obsessed with princess culture. Just because Mila and Ashton aren't bathing their children that doesn't mean you shouldn't. Greg claims he doesn't smell and he thinks Alison might Canadian? Plus, when should you have t…
 
The Fitzdogs got family tattoos and now Greg and Erin are going on a camping trip and leaving their adultish children home alone for the first time. What's the worst that could happen? Meanwhile Elliot took his own piggy bank money to Target and used some of it to buy a gift for O-2! A study conclusively shows spanking is detrimental and Chicago Pu…
 
Seventeen minutes of strength training has nearly killed Alison but still, she wants to fight Greg's former producer. Greg met a celebrity who had a huge influence on his comedy and then did beer bongs with his niece and her friends (he did not partake). Plus pediatric cavities, high school biology, the fourth of July, twin sister surrogacy and mor…
 
Greg gets breakfast in bed and Alison is embarrassed by an off color remark. Alison guesses the top names of babies in 2020. Spoiler alert: Donald and Melania are no longer number one. Greg also gushes about playing golf with legendary Joe Pesci and Alison laments losing her voice during a VO session. Our Lovely Sponsors! HelloFresh Go to hellofres…
 
Greg ate an entire lobster dinner in the back of a Lyft and still maintains a perfect score and yet Alison has been nothing but delightful and has a 4.9? What is the meaning of this? We explore this injustice before delving into stories involving children stealing their parents' cars and how to talk to teenagers. Plus JoJo's prom, Alison's voice, w…
 
O1 is back home and Greg's shaving his balls outside. Alison went to Disneyland and we compare notes about our respective Mother's Days. Ever look at something online and instead of envy you experience the opposite? Relief that you aren't doing what's being pictured? Alison experiences intense GIMO (Glad I'm Missing Out) when she sees people post t…
 
A big fan of the show writes in and calls Alison a honking seal and a snake that's eating its own tail. How can it be both? Plus a baby is born on a Hawaiian flight by a mother who didn't know she was pregnant. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Foll…
 
A new study shows that "masculine" fathers are more effective in parenting their young children. And drumroll please... after a WEEK, Owen2 finally drops a deuce. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com…
 
Greg's low once again annihilates Alison's. She waltzed right into it! Plus Facebook mama drama, a baby monitor that picks up Scottish porn, Greg crashing his sister's car and whether birth order affects personality. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon…
 
Some of our past guests leave us celebratory messages and we reminisce about what a long strange trip it's been. Plus Greg's tips for airplane sleep, Alison's roller coaster of a playdate, a progressive New Zealand policy and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com…
 
Greg shares some exciting news and also mispronounces Dua Lipa's name in a way that makes Alison think of vaginas. We talk about the length of time pot stays in breastmilk, the horrors of spanking, and Mandy Moore comparing childbirth to an acid trip. Plus we celebrate women sharing the real truth about motherhood while Alison tries to stay relaxed…
 
A Seattle dad feeds his daughter with a beer bong and a younger wife wonders how to tell her older husband to spruce up his appearance. Plus #FreeDrSeuss, picking, Owen falling off the bed and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: t…
 
A lot is being revealed this week. The inventor of the gender reveal party revealed she regrets this abomination. Fauci revealed he thinks schools can reopen safely. And we reveal the results of our question about whether you find our voices annoying. The answers might shock you. Plus Alison's get rich quick scheme, Greg's voice class, both Owens a…
 
A listener criticizes Alison's voice, calling it "singsongy" to which she trills a response. We talk about twins having babies on the same day, a lack of true highs and lows, working from home with little kids, people favoring hopeful sounding baby names, best and worst states to raise a family and more. Plus your calls. Follow Childish: twitter.co…
 
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