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This week, we’re joined by New York based stand-up comedian, Craig Fox, to discuss how many times he’s watched the 3-hour long 1999 epic, Magnolia (hint; it’s too many times) Our drink “Frog Drop” really came out of nowhere 2 ounces vodka 1 ounce melon liqueur 1/2 ounce triple sec 1 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed 1 ounce simple syrup sugar rim …
 
Ryan vamps and Zach is over-intoxicated; your typical Big Cake sketch meeting. Listen to the conclusion of Casino Royale. (Spoiler Alert: Tesiticles will be damaged) By this point in the recording, Zach had already had 4 “Vespers” Three measures of Gordon's one of vodka half a measure of Kina Lillet Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add …
 
On our sloppiest episode to date, we bring back the 2nd half of our sketch comedy troupe, Big Cake Comedy, to talk about when Daniel Craig made James Bond good again, it’s 2006’s Casino Royale! We take our cue from the man himself by sipping (or chugging like Zach did…) on some “Vespers” Three measures of Gordon's one of vodka half a measure of Kin…
 
We usher in 2021 by going WAY back to a long forgotten time when rom-coms were full of misogyny and Jennifer Aniston… It’s 2009’s worst movie, He’s Just Not That Into You! Joining us are our spiritual pod-cousins from the Sonar Network, the hosts of Shh I’m Watching A Movie, Alex Kolanko and Alessandra Vite We all still have a hangover from 2020, s…
 
Christmas has passed, but #HolidayMovieMonth continues on! Here to talk about the family friendly Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) are the not so family friendly hosts of The Doctor DC Podcast AND Ghostfacers: A Supernatural Rewatch; Reid Vanier & Richard Eden! We promise “Orlando Snow” isn’t a weird sex thing ¾ Egg nog, ¼ Orange Juice, and Rum blende…
 
It’s three days before Christmas! Today we’re telling the sad story of a man who can’t escape his terribly toxic hometown. It's 1946’s It’s a Wonderful Life! Joining us is our festive old friend, Mollie Garret! We’re drinking Clarence’s favourite, “Bloody Bailey Lip” Mulled Wine Heavy on the cinnamon, easy on the cloves Follows us on IG & FB: @have…
 
It’s the gift that keeps on giving! We finish off Love, Actually with Tamlynn and Chris! (Boy Girl Party, Cookie Biscuits) The holidays is a time for mixing alcohol! “Christmas Is All Around” Tom Collins Firth (GIN) Beer-a-Knightly (BEER) Alan Drinkman (WILD CARD) Brew Grant (BEER) Chiwetel Rye-jofor (RYE) Laura Ginny (GIN) Martin Sleeman (BEER) An…
 
It’s your favourite problematic Christmas classic, that’s right, we talk 2003’s Love, Actually! Joining us once again are our friends Tamlynn (Cookie Biscuits, Boy Girl Party) and Chris (Cookie Biscuits, NOT in Boy GIrl Party). You should probably pace yourself for this two parter as you’ll find that “Christmas Is All Around” Tom Collins Firth (GIN…
 
HO! HO! HO-sci bi dee do dap a doo! It’s our first #HolidayMovieMonth and we’re kicking it off with 2006’s The Holiday starring Jack Black and only Jack Black. Here to scat her way through this rom-com is the host of Ongoing Comicbook Discussion Podcast, Tess Llanos! Okay, we lied. This movie stars a couple of "Leading Ladies" "Rosehill Cottage" Ho…
 
It’s our first Spider-Man movie, and we’re starting with the (arguably) BEST, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse! Here to explain this web-slinging adventure through multiple dimensions is stand-up comedian and animator, Alex Barry! Just like this movie, Alenka had “No Expectations” for this drink Cranberry juice on ice Layer in Dark alcohol on top …
 
It’s your favourite early 2000s Ashton Kutcher movie, The Butterfly Effect! Joining us is stand up comedian and master memer, John Gaalli! Strap in folks, cause this is the extra long director's cut episode! Relive the traumatic memories of your childhood with “The Nose Bleed” Fruit Punch Vodka Gin Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Tw…
 
On what is probably our first *SPOILER ALERT* episode, we talk through recent #BestPicture winner, Bong Joon-ho’s Parasite! Joining us is NY based singer-songwriter, producer Diana Bidèa! Drown out the sorrows of the working class with some “Peach Fuzz” soju peach schnapps prosecco lemon juice Garnish with a slice of peach BONUS: Serve alongside a …
 
We’re back with the non-spooky, but definitely terror inducing Johnny Depp trip Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Here to somehow explain this movie to Alenka is contemporary artist, Adriana Polanic These “Singapore Slings” are light in comparison to the other substances in this movie Gin Cherry Liqueur Cointreau Benedictine Grenadine Lime juice Pine…
 
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! We’re back with Kristen Zaza (On A Dark Cold Night) to finish off #SpookyMovieMonth! Does Johnny Depp defeat the headless horseman? Will Christina Ricci wear a stripey dress? Will anyone NOT laugh when they see Christopher Walken with spikey teeth? Get nice and spooky drinking the “Pumpkin Head” Fireball whiskey Amaretto apple cide…
 
On our LAST #SpookyMovieMonth episode, we harken back to the days when Harry Potter actors weren’t JUST in Harry Potter and Tim Burton DIDN’T cast his wife in everything, when we delve into 1999’s Sleepy Hollow. We’re joined by composer, writer, producer, narrator and host of the award winning podcast On A Dark Cold Night, Kristen Zaza! Settle in, …
 
The missing podcasters of The R.I.P. Podcast return to regale us with the totally “true story” of 1999’s The Blair Witch Project! Don’t open this bundle of sticks unless you want “The Witch’s Gift” Hot Chocolate rum or bourbon Cinnamon stick man (or pretzels, we won’t judge) marshmellow bits with grenadine or strawberry sauce to for some flesh-like…
 
It’s a family affair in more ways than one when we’re joined by Alenka’s brother and horror fiction writer, Patrick Zac to discuss 1980’s, Jason-less (sort of), Friday the 13th! You better know how to swim when jumping into “Crystal Lake” Blue caracao Vodka Drops of grenadine Sprig of rosemary Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter…
 
We talk about *checks notes* “Henry” Frankenstein with the spookily talented member of Bad Waitress, Katelyn Molgard! “IT’S ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE!” Be like the good doctor himself and create your own “Monster” Take whatever is left in your liquor cabinet and throw it all together Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It …
 
In our first #SpookyMovieMonth episode, iHorror writer and the Creepy Crafter herself, Kelly McNeely joins us to talk about the gooey mound of rotting flesh that is John Carpenter’s The Thing! Before you drink, make sure you “Kill It With Fire” 2 glasses with vodka, green melon liqueur, vermouth, soda water, lemon/lime juice 1 glass with green melo…
 
In her triumphant return to the podcast, Samantha Polzin gets only slightly tipsy while recounting one of her fav films from the 90s, My Girl! We’ve put on our Mood Rings and we think we might die Gin AND Whiskey Soda water Spoonful of honey Squeeze of lemon/lime Garnish with blueberries Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Hav…
 
Alenka is confused by smol pens when we talk 2001’s A Beautiful Mind. Praising Russel Crowe’s aging ability are siblings TJ & Hailey Rector! If math confuses you, then this drink doesn’t help Vodka Cranberry accompanied by 3 empty shot glasses Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It…
 
All your rose-coloured memories of this Beatles-stravaganza are absolutely destroyed when Hayden Finkelshtain joins us to discuss 2007’s Across the Universe! Hey Jude! Don’t be A BIG BABY! Drink some “Strawberry Fields” Gin or Vodka Smashed Strawberries with basil Soda water Squeeze of lemon Garnish with a stabbed strawberry Follows us on IG & FB: …
 
Alenka gets all kinds of scared (specifically by Toni Collette’s face) when we talk 2018’s Hereditary! Joining us on this episode is the multi-talented and hilarious Nicholas Arnold! Warning, only drink this drink if you’re definitely not allergic to any of the ingredients or you may become “King Paimon’s Favourite” Chocolate smoothie or milkshake …
 
Alenka tries her best to learn “Heptapod”, when we delve into 2016’s Arrival. Helping her out on this episode is singer/songwriter, and definitely not a professor of linguistics, Cale Crowe! After drinking this “Coffee with Aliens”, you’ll definitely start to perceive all of time. Black Coffee Kraken Rum Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast …
 
It’s episode TWENTY BAYBEEEE! To mark this historic moment, we’re talking about the classic 1942 film Casablanca. We’ve brought on our Podfather himself, Reid Vanier; host of the The Doctor DC Podcast and a producer of our network, Brain Freeze Podcasts. We’re not tossing this “Vichy Water” in the trash French Brandy Jägermeister Mix them together …
 
It’s another #truestory time as we breakdown “the incident” surrounding 2017’s I, Tonya. Joining us to celebrate (or denigrate) the notorious Tonya Harding is Descendants Brewery trivia host and Laughs on Tap member Rebecca Young! We’re a little bit country club and a little bit white trash while drinking the “Triple Axel” Whiskey or bourbon Champa…
 
We’re back with Herbeaver to go real deep on family relations in the second half of 2002’s My Big Fat Greek Wedding! We’re all feeling the effects the Ouzo at this point BONUS DRINK: Serve in a spray bottle with some Blue Sour Puss to make yourself a “Gus Portokalos” Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can l…
 
IT’S A BIG FAT GREEK TWO PARTER! We discuss Nia Vardalos’ glow up in the first half of 2002’s My Big Fat Greek Wedding with our hilarious friends Heather, Mallory and Katie of the Toronto sketch comedy group HERBEAVER! We’re keeping it simple and authentic for this episode’s drink Ouzo BONUS DRINK: Serve in a spray bottle with some Blue Sour Puss t…
 
“THEY’RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!” Our old friend, Rebecca Zehr, founder of Laughs on Tap joins us to talk a little too much about Sissy Spacek’s “dirty pillows” in 1976’s Carrie! Embody the “Prom Queen” herself with our tasty drink Rum Scoop of vanilla icecream Drizzle with any kind of red sauce/grenadine BONUS; if you’re feeling a little hungry, f…
 
Alenka’s housemate Dylon regales us with his animated retelling of the Coen Brothers’ Oscar winning neo-western No Country for Old Men! Unlike Javier Bardem, this drink does not feature a shitty bowl cut Take any alcohol and mix it with milk Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It You can listen to Haven’t Seen It P…
 
This week, we mansplain our way through 2014’s Big Hero 6! Joining us on our journey through San Fransokyo are our good friends (or arch nemesis’?) Chris and Tamlynn from Cookie Biscuits Comedy! Just like the lovable “Baymax”, our drink is fluffy and strong Marshmallows soaked in vodka for 24hrs Mix in Irish Cream Top with any red fruit you want! (…
 
INCEST! Now that we’ve got your attention, please listen to this week’s episode featuring Danny Morrison, host of the popular YouTube channel MutantMuseum! Danny brings his A-game of funny voices to describe 2015’s Crimson Peak, starring Doug Jones and only Doug Jones. On this episode, we’re throwing back some “Red Clay”s Whiskey Grenadine Any Red …
 
On this episode we go skin deep (okay, that was a bad one) into 1991’s The Silence of the Lambs! Joining us to discuss this classic, albeit somewhat problematic movie is cohost of The Recommendation Game, Orla McNelis! In what is quite possibly our most disgusting drink to date, we’re slurping down the “Quid Pro Quo” Vodka vermouth A “nice” chianti…
 
P.T. Barnum; charming champion of human rights or gross exploiter of the oppressed? Either way, we love Hugh Jackman. To help us decide we brought on Dan Brenneman of the Giamatti! Giamatti! Giamatti! Podcast, as we answer the ultimate question; is Paul Giamatti in this movie? Today we’re drinking “G&T Barnum” Classic Gin & Tonic presented in the “…
 
Alenka gets real heated about how lame Eduardo Saverin is in David Fincher’s The Social Network! Joining us to make fun of all the Sorkinisms is Jared Stryker & Kieron Higgs from Laughs On Tap! Just like Facebook, our drink is addictive, blue and definitely not selling all of your information; it’s “The Berg” Gin as bitter as Jesse Eisenbergs portr…
 
It’s Mean Girls meets Shakespeare! (but, like, way before Mean Girls) All apologies to Allison Janney, we’re talking about 1999’s 10 Things I Hate About You! Reluctantly drinking with us is our good friend Rachel Barna! Go straight back to high school with “10 Shots I Hate About This Movie” Jose Cuervo That’s it Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenit…
 
We’re back for more Kate Winslet in 2004’s Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind! Joining us for this mind fuck of movie is Canadian singer-songwriter TayLynn! Prepare to lose all memory of our collection of colourful cocktails, dubbed “Vindictive Little Bitch” Green Melon Liqueur Blue Sour Puss A Screwdriver (orange juice & vodka) Whiskey & cranbe…
 
We jump back into the second half of our Titanic series with our friends Karen & Steven to find out once and for all what happens when big boats hit big icebergs. (SPOILER: this one didn’t end so well) Once again, our guests are getting silly drinking the “Room for Two” JACK and Coke A tall glass of ROSÉ Two shots each of Iceberg Vodka Serve it on …
 
Get out that Double VHS set, it’s a two parter! Karen Scobie & Steven Vlahos of Evelyn Eleven Production and The Theatre Circuit join us in recollecting James Cameron’s 1997 classic Titanic! Hear Karen and Steven drown in “Room for Two” JACK and Coke A tall glass of ROSÉ Two shots each of Iceberg Vodka Serve it on a door (or not a door? A door fram…
 
“A movie podcast is a boys best friend”. Agents Rob and Shawna of the Roadhouse Investigative Patrol Podcast join us to scare the sh*t out of Alenka with 1960’s Psycho! Make your mother proud and try “THAT Scene”. Tub like bowl with soda water as a base Splashes of cranberry juice for that bloody effect Vodka. Lots of Vodka Wrapped it up with a sho…
 
duunnn dunnn... duuuunnnn duun... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun DUN DUN! We fight a f***in shark with The Chill Spot Podcast in this weeks episode! We dive deep into 1975’s Jaws! Drink along with Sam and Cam by making your own “Bigger Boat”. Gravy Boat filled with soda water A generous amount of blue Caracao As many shots of Gin as it takes to fight a shark…
 
We wade through Brad Pitt’s frosted tips in 2001’s Ocean’s Eleven. Joining us is ¼ of Big Cake Comedy, and composer of our sick theme song (inspired by the aforementioned movie perhaps?), Zach Parsons! Today we’re drinking a Zach created Old Fashioned we’re dubbing “Cheadle Uncredited”. (You’ll find out why) 2 fingers bourbon bitters Simple syrup D…
 
Pink slips, DVD players and RACE WARS!.. Wait what? We jump into The Fast and the Furious with Griffin McInnes, associate artistic director of Outside the March theatre. We’re putting the pedal to the metal this week with the “Domorita” Full can of NOS energy drink, poured in a glass 2 (or 3, or 6) shots of tequila A touch of lemon juice 1 bottle o…
 
Join us in Elysium to hear all about Gladiator! Ridley Scott’s epic gets a new soundtrack in this week’s episode featuring our good friend Derek McGill of Laughs On Tap! Derek faces his fear of red wine with this week’s drink “The Colosseum” 2 bottles of SPANISH red wine 1 bottle of rum 1 carton of orange juice An assortment of cut-up fruit (your c…
 
Will’s real life partner in crime, Sam Polzin stops by (in her own house) to tell us all about her favourite movie (and by extension, Will’s favourite movie) When Harry Met Sally! Listen to Sam get sloshed on Manhattan’s with Cherries on the Side 2 parts whiskey 1 part sweet vermouth Dash of bitters Orange peel Maraschino cherries (on the side, awa…
 
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