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How Am I Still Alive?! is a True Crime and Comedy podcast hosted by Marci and Jess, two cynical cat moms with an inappropriate thirst for murder and all things crime. In each episode, the girls deep dive into some of the most grisly of murders and most ghastly of crimes. Their sense of humor is the only thing keeping them from crumbling to the overwhelming dread and horror of these cases. The reality of these crimes and the possiblity that it can happen to any one at any time leaves us const ...
 
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This week is the week to end all weeks, as it is the final, formally-posted episode of this podcast. We have had such a wild run with you guys over the last 2 years and cannot thank you enough for your support. We cannot think of a better note to end it on than with the final conclusion of the drunk dive on Andrei Chika-dildo. All that being said, …
 
In October of 2017 Esperanza's son Elias "Shorty" at age 17 and a senior in high school was involved in a tragic accident involving fatality. The Arellano family had for many years been involved with addiction recovery outreach, work with homelessness and specifically a strong prison ministry, never did they believe that prison would affect their o…
 
This week, Marci is tired so it's gonna get to a weird place in the continuation of our drunk dive into the infamous Russian serial-killer, Andrei Chikatilo. We take a reverse walk of shame into his slug-vomiting flaccid dick and heinous murders that will end up being knowledge at lives with you for the rest of your life. Sit back, pour a glass, an…
 
This week, gird your loins and eye your children's teachers suspiciously because we continue on with part 2 of our drunk dive with the Soviet Union Tommy Boy, Andrei Chikatilo. This serial killer's spree is riddled with pan-pedophilia, but there are no Daddy-issues here, just Commie-issues. Sit back, pour a glass, and salt-bae that semen into your …
 
This week, pop the bubbly! Jess and Marci are ending this podcast on a limp-dick note by doing one final drunk dive into the most infamous, impotent serial killer in true crime, Andrei Chikatilo. Try not to think of Robert Pattinson's splooge-face as we start off with Ukraine's version of Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Sit back, pour a glass, you might be t…
 
This week, the meds are gone and the bitches are out in the horrific case of Dena Schlosser. All this case proves is that husbands are dumb and Jesus may be a wine witch but he ain't any doctor. Sit back, pour a glass, and yeah... You're in a cult, call your doctor. It's important to call your doctor as soon as possible if the signs and symptoms of…
 
In this episode Jennifer visits with founder of Safe2Save App, Marci Corry to talk about passion and purpose. She is devoted to seeing change in safer driving across the country. In a near fatal accident Marci was grateful to be alive and her faith became stronger. To find more about the Safe2Save Mission and how to get involved please visit, https…
 
This week, we are keeping it suspicious and delicious with the infamous murders of spree killer, Andrew Cunanan. Marci is still hung up on murder while Jess circles this killing spree all the way to, you guessed it, FLORIDA. Sit back, pour a glass, and get a kitty cat uterus transplant because this is as about as extra as it gets.…
 
This week, we take a short drunk dive into the failed rehabilitation attempts by the correctional system for inmate, Thomas Silverstein, a murderer who didn't start his killing spree until post conviction. Marci stews over what could have been a 16-and-pregnant fortune while Jess channels Marci's 16-year-old emo eyeshadow vibes. Sit back, pour a gl…
 
In this episode Jennifer talks with mom-blogger and author Sarah Nelson about her devotional, A Perfect Storm. Sarah shares her journey through medical crisis and how in the midst of the storm the Lord is so near. Her thoughtful yet unconventional-style devotional is exactly what your heart might need while walking or recovering from a difficult se…
 
This week, there is plenty of Royal gossip and rumors are spreading like Hellfire as Jess covers the infamous cold case of the Tallahassee Triple Murders. This is the case where Tallahassee lost it's blistful ingnorance and Marci loses her confidence in police investigators of the protocol-less, lawless 60s. Sit back, pour a glass, and for fricks s…
 
In this episode Jennifer talks with public speaker and safe-driving advocate Jesse Schrake about the aftermath of his accident. He encourages us to make choices that honor God and the healing power of forgiveness and true identity in Christ. To find out more about the co-authored book with Amanda Watts and Jesse Schrake please visit Amazon: https:/…
 
This week, Marci forgets her tolerance level and Jess continues the case on the infamous Investor Murders of Craig, Alaska. We call bullshit on the most tainted of court cases and if we don't like you, we for sure will not be getting you a wedding present. Sit back, pour a glass, and just remember that your memory is shit but you will forever be ha…
 
This week, Marci can't handle names and Jess brings us back to Alaska with the Investor Murders in Craig. It is a whole new hole, kicking it off like a saucy, gay-pirate romance novel that tragically ends with a crematorium on water. Sit back, pour a glass, and gets your fill of food, fucking, and murder because people give murderers WAY too much c…
 
In this episode Jennifer talks with both the family who lost a child in a tragic accident and the driver responsible. Despite what the world and flesh would want for this situation, God has worked the miraculous. God's supernatural grace has bonded them, suffering may turn your whole world upside down but hope remains when we trust God. Reppard and…
 
This week, the girls take a ride in the struggle bus as Marci covers the infamous "Ken and Barbie murders" commited by Killer-couple, Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. Marci goes into detail of these digusting crimes like a Canadian version of SVU while Jess drinks her wine and cools down from being a hot, little potato. Sit back, pour a glass, and …
 
This week, IT'S EARLY. Marci struggles with basic geography while Jess covers the mysterious disappearance of Ray Gricar. Seriously, gay men make better dick-wolves and anytime before 2000 was a lawless time. Sit back, pour a glass, and try to shit on that spot a mile away because Sabine shits like a drunk man in a gas station restroom.…
 
This week, Marci and Sabine quietly fart in the background as Jess covers the infamous Preppy Murder of Jenny Levin. Our murderer in this case might have been "80s hot" but failed to yeet his way out of this senseless crime. It is so infuriating that it is enough to get Marci to stop scrolling through etsy on her phone. Sit back, pour a glass, and …
 
This week, we celebrate the 101 episode (we can't count so we forgot about 100) with the Uncut, but somehow still cut, case of John Wayne Bobbitt. Spoiler alert, we side with Lorena, and we definitely think she should've tossed that dirty D down the garbage disposal. Sit back, pour a glass, and gird your loins because this is a rough cut.…
 
This week, it is our 100th episode and these bitches are at the same ole' shit with a casa that has been rotting away in Jess' filing cabinet. Jess has a sleepy baby in her lap as she she covers the case of the wannabe serial-killer, Miranda Barbour, and her Junior High Dumpster Babies. Marci has no interest in your Nega-dick and we porn genre jump…
 
Oops, this week, Jess did it again and adopted a convenient store parkimg lot drug deal kitten and Marci fumes over the unsolved murder of Jeannette Depalma. This case looks like Satan stuff and someone picked up some bad acid. Sit back, pour a glass, and get a witch but we do not condone underage drinking for kittens.…
 
Happy New Year, Everyone!!! It is about FREAKING time 2020 was over and we are closing out this shit-show of a year with Part-2 of a even more atrociously handled cold case of JonBenet Ramsey's murder. Jess will blow you to be in your cat cult while Marci takes it to the floor. Sit back, pour a glass, and accept this empty white zinfandel bottle as…
 
Merry Christmas you spooky Bitches! This week, we complete our season of the "John"s with a different disasterous take on the name, JonBenet Ramsey's Murder. Get drunk with us as we kick off this 2-part drunk dive in a sea of pedophilic dicks and albino raccoons. Sit back, pour a glass, and don't question what I do in my free time.…
 
In this episode Jennifer visits with her friend Ralinda Fenton and donor recipient Stella Rubens about SWAP living organ donation. Six strangers brought together by blood type and now bonded by sacrificial love. The gift of life is the best gift ever! For more information about organ donation: https://www.kidney.org/transplantation/livingdonors/inc…
 
In this episode Jennifer talks with Bridget McCarthy Mom-blogger and founder of Averyday Ministries about heaven is our home, not this earth. She encourages everyone to get out of the pit and live a life of joy God called you to. For more information about her ministry please visit, https://www.averydayministries.com/. Or visit her blog, http://stu…
 
In our final installment of the John Wayne Gacy Case, Marci continues on with the trial and execution of John Wayne Gacy while Jess just keep drinking because, to be honest, we are a couple of messy bitches. Sit back, pour a glass, and pay no attention to the dead man behind the curtain because we demand Lazer Titties!!!…
 
This week, this episode is brought to you by day drinking and heavy duty antidepressants because the girls are in another drunk dive into the notorious serial killer, John Wayne Gacy. Armed with a breakfast of champions and plenty of wine, the girls work through part 1 of this series, dealing with some serious daddy issues. Sit back, pour a glass, …
 
This week, Ghost Marci suffers from an anal charley horse and Jess actually goes on a rant as they close out the case on the Long Island Serial Killer (LISK). The girls debate whether a single serial killer is adopting Pinterest trends over time or if it is a white zinfandel pissing match between 2 active serial killers. Sit back, pour a glass, and…
 
This, week, the girls munch on "brookies" and lose their audience while they open part 1 of the Long Island Serial Killer investigation. This case starts out of nowhere with an arguably unrelated murder yet, Marci is convinced she knows he did it and has sat on the hill she will die on. Either way, we got 2 liters of wine and are good to go. So sit…
 
This week Jennifer visits with founder of Jesus Said Love, Emily Mills to discuss serving those healing from trauma. She takes us through the process of loving through our own lens and seeking God in an intimate way to sustain the hard and holy work. Want to support the show? Like, share, subscribe, follow, or leave a review! We have also launched …
 
Hey guys! This month we decided to try something completely different and shame ourselves by having a drunk viewing of "The Crucible" (1996) and drooling over "Daddy" Day Lewis. Feel free to go to our website where we will post a video to watch along or feel free to watch your own version of the movie with us playing along with you. Thank you all f…
 
Happy Halloween Everyone!! We end our spooky-season on covering one fo the most ridiculous slew of court cases of America with the notorious Salem Witch Trials. Jess and Marci read off names for over an hour and rant how the ergot poisoning theory was BS. Sit back, pour a glas, and join us for our Puritan picnic at the hanging tree.…
 
This week, Jess needs a drink and Marci needs a light Dahmer-style bleach cleanse as they dive into all the kinks and "-isms" of Albert Fish in Part 2 of this case. Jess has to venture down the rabbit hole again which leaves Marci taking it down to the floor. Sit back, pour a glass, and we're gonna need a bigger bottle because you need to take a dr…
 
In this episode Jennifer visits with Chris Yaw of ChurchNext to discuss the hope found in community, faith, and friendships. God will give you the strength to get through the most difficult of situations. Hebrews 3:14 Want to support the show? Like, share, subscribe, follow, or leave a review! We have also launched a Patreon for those wanting to co…
 
This week, Jess starts off a 2 part series on the original "Boogeyman", child-serial killer Albert Fish, as part of our Spooky Season. It's getting spicy in here as Jess fantasizes about dirty handymen and Marci endorses the piss-nipple for pedophiles. Sit back, pour a glass, grab a bucket and a mop because when there is nothing better to do, just …
 
This week, Jess, the Were-bitch, covers the lesser known mass hysteria trials of the Werewolf Trials throughout Europe from the 1500s-1800s. Jess makes the horrific realization that murder is more palatable than dick cheese and Marci has to poop. Sit back, pour a glass, and fucking France is always drunk because this is what fuels our fire.…
 
This month, Marci drags Jess and us down the rabbit hole of Haunted Etsy dolls and items as part of a Spooky, Halloween-themed Box of Shame. It takes a lot of Jazz hands to get through this list of spiritual adoption and, mind you, we are dealing with the Bud-Light of mediums. Sit back, pour a glass, and settle in for the demon rave because this ho…
 
In this episode Jennifer and her 16 year old daughter, Katy that was in the accident reflect on the hope and healing from the last four years. They discuss hard truth about trauma in a family, anxiety and the faith. Want to support the show? Like, share, subscribe, follow, or leave a review! We have also launched a Patreon for those wanting to cont…
 
This week, Jess launches a foot pornography side business and describes the case of Matthew Hoffman which is basically a Pinterest fail in home fall decorating. Marci draws the line between cute and concerning because, at some point, we need to draw the line with tree-rape. Sit back, pour a glass, and grab a squirrel-sicle because I thought the tre…
 
This week, Marci starts off our Spooky Season grungey and gruesome with the case of the Hammersmith Ghost. Jess patrols the street with her weapon of choice (a wheel of cheese) and Marci introduces us to an Ole' Timey Gay Batman. Sit back, grab a glass of wine through the glory-hole, and, for the love of all that is ghastly, LISTEN TO YOUR WIVES!!!…
 
In this episode Jennifer sits down with a new friend Esther Littlefield, fellow podcaster, speaker and business coach. She shares the tragedy of her father's passing and God's grace and power through her grief. Grace is a gift that is packaged with thorns, it does't come with a pretty bow but it blooms. Want to support the show? Like, share, subscr…
 
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