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In early 2020 Bryan Green asked his best friend Krissy Hoadley to help him fulfill a life long dream...Create a mediocre comedy podcast! Now each Tuesday and Friday they take a break from reality and dig into the insanity. It's an irreverent and humorous look at friendship, life, this crazy world and those who inhabit it. Join each episode as the gang discusses: Televangelist extramarital romances! Months old celebrity and entertainment gossip! Dating advice for singles looking to avoid seco ...
 
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Bryan is still sick, His Salmonella diet continues and includes a trip to the hospital. The upside of food poisoning is that there is plenty of time to watch old movies. Bryan tells Krissy he had a chance to re-watch Showgirls the 1990's camp classics soft core porn featuring Jesse from Saved By The Bell. They both agree the sex in that movie is le…
 
Bryan is still battling Salmonella many days later and his brain is suffering the effects. He struggles through show as Krissy reminds him she tuned out years ago! Bryan's children are speaking more Spanish than he is and he senses the threat is real. Bryan recalls his favorite Tele-novella and Astrid drops some obscure Spanish words in the studio …
 
Bryan visits family for the holiday only to catch a raging case of Salmonella that ALMOST stops TCB in tracks...almost. Krissy recalls her trip to see extended family and the two agree that men are children whenever they are ill. Mtach.com rolls out it's new marketing angle: I want to date an adult. Tinder keeps trolling the humans of earth with it…
 
Bryan explains to Krissy how complicated going out eat has become with children. He shares a story about a recent trip to eat at a restaurant that ended with a visit to NINE restaurants! Then they discuss how different the dining experience can be in Europe. Bryan is reminded of a stroll around a Spanish village with his extended family that ended …
 
Bryan shares his thoughts on the new advertisers popping up inside the show. Bryan and Krissy reminisce about simpler times...when no one listened to the podcast. Then, Bryan thinks back to puberty and that sends him down a Sex Ed Video rabbit hole on YouTube. It's safe to say that Germany is not afraid to teach it's children about EVERY aspect of …
 
Bryan tells Krissy about his spending his day at his child's school for the big Thanksgiving Day play. Then Bryan and his family take to the streets of Atlanta take in the local sights, sounds and awful food. He explains his compulsive need to beat everyone to the front of the line. Then Bryan shares about his teenage aspirations to be a "Grill Lea…
 
Bryan shares with Krissy some of reactions to the new Frankie B episodes, they discuss the engagement of most famous person to come out of the 90 Day Fiancé shows, Big Ed. Then the gang reviews some interesting town hall and city council meetings. One man, Chris, decides to take his concerns about the local massage parlors to the public comment nig…
 
Bryan and Krissy stumble upon a story detailing how certain European countries are encouraging men to get vaccinated with free brothel services! Then Bryan tells Krissy about Walt Disney World merch madness and how WDW is clamping down on runaway resellers. Finally, the gang finish reviewing the once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity being present…
 
Bryan tells Krissy about his once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to attend a World Series game for the home team. Then they discuss the rather speedy parade that flew down Peachtree Road. Finally, Bryan has a Christmas-liek when he opens his YouTube page. A refreshed and rejuvenated Frankie B has an incredible business opportunity for all the strangers …
 
Bryan tells Krissy how he came hate to Halloween and how he can no longer ignore the holiday. Hoadley wonders about cloning her cat patches and Niko the ghost dog may be in his last days too...will he be cloned? Will he smell as bad when he returns as a cloned dog? Finally, the gang reviews audio about a woman who is eating her husband's ashes. Eve…
 
Bryan shares about a normal day at his house. This includes Clifford The Big red Dog, Buzz Lightyear and dreaming of the crazy Home Improvement days when Tim Allen and blow were the only thing to worry about. Then Bryan asks Krissy to take a personality test! Find out more your hapless hosts on this episode of The Commercial Break Podcast! Learn mo…
 
Superfan Big Will The Champ calls into hotline to share a video of another famous podcaster saying the TCB catch phrase "Best To You!". Bryan and Krissy debate wether they are being imitated or if "Best To You!" is phrase making it's rounds in the lexicon. Then Bryan recalls a TCB bit that mysteriously made it to Howard Stern Show (Spoiler....clear…
 
Bryan tells Krissy about a woman in N.Y. suing Kellogg Pop Tart for lack of nutritional value. He recalls a time he should have sued for food related trauma and they wonder what kind of meat in Subway meat. Then they review some dating rules from the 1950's and are reminded that even 70 years ago "Hey!" was not a great pick-up line. Finally, it's a…
 
Bryan and Krissy are celebrating 1,000,000 downloads by almost destroying the studio! Then they discuss The Bachelorette, the ridiculous ways in which contestants try to get attention, the producers plan to embarrass some of the single guys and the parity with dating in 2021. Then the gang reviews some dating rules from 1930's through 2021. Finally…
 
Bryan asks Krissy to join his new MLMM business, LuLaNO. Then they wonder why they got news alerts about Kourtney K and Travis B, and who the f*&k cares? Plus, the new trend is wearable microphone/amplifier combos and Bryan doesn't think it's funny. Finally, the gang review some 911 calls that are less of an emergency and more of comedy routine! It…
 
Bryan shares his terrible travels to and from Memphis by asking the question: What is appropriate airplane behavior? Who owns the arm rest? Should you take off shoes during long distance flights? Why do you get 4 carry bags and I get 1? Who are these people that cut the line at every gate? What time should I show for my flight? What do you wear on …
 
Bryan and Krissy (TCB team: Astrid, Mike and Tina) are back from Mempho and the road was long, the beer was cold and flu was transmitted! Bryan is sick which gave him time to dig into the latest internet drama known as TikTok Couch Guy! Bryan and Krissy review a Couch Guy update from Clevver News (isn't that clever!), they discuss their time off fr…
 
Bryan tells Hoadley about his endless nights trying to get his daughter to sleep, they discuss the power weed couple known as Snoopy Doggy Doggy & Martha Stewart and wonder how Trump will call the Holyfield fight. Then the gang wonders why they cannot get anyone to watch them on YouTube while "Jesse" calls Thanos and gets 2,000,000 views!! Finally,…
 
Bryan and Krissy give an update on DeanBodi, discuss how they all of the sudden care about the B. Spears conservatorship drama and give each other a reminder of the download race to 1,000,000. Then the gang revisits the Monster Men of the Mountains and the hilariously haphazard way they go about hunting for various monsters. Just remember the Mount…
 
Bryan tells Krissy about the time he made pot brownies with some shwagg weed and Betty Crocker instant brownies. It's the last time he ever ate weed. Krissy explains the incredible advancements in "weed technology" since the last time he tried it. Then Bryan shares a clip from a PTA meeting where parents around the country continue to embarrass the…
 
Bryan shares with Hoadley his love for the Chicago Cubs, Harry Caray, WGN Radio and The 7th Inning Stretch. tHen he shares his disdain for Conor McGregor's slaughter of the Wrigley Tradition of singing Take Me Out! Finally, the gang reviews a government produced movie from the 1940's warning soldiers of STD's, loose women and the danger of unclean …
 
Bryan asks Krissy a very important question about the current state of affairs in the world: Why don't people wave any more when you let them cut in traffic?! Where is the decency!? Then the friends recall the time Bryan was asked to start an online streaming radio / TV station named SimcolFM by a man named Simon Guobadia. Simon has made news recen…
 
Bryan and Krissy discuss their love for Norm McDonald, a true loss to the world of comedy and entertainment. Then Bryan recalls the time he lived in a screened in porch. Not to be bothered with things like heat, AC or bed he would rather party! Finally the gang reviews some of the cheapest humans on earth and their dating habits. It's dinner for tw…
 
Bryan recalls the Arnold Schwarzenegger physical fitness awards, the time he missed getting an award for the rope climb, keeping his "little man" in check as a teenager and Hoadley thanks Bryan for the inside info on teenage boys! Then the gang digs into ASMR. Love or hate it, ASMR is extremely popular. However, Bryan finds disturbing material unde…
 
Bryan and Hoadley answer the age old question : can two podcast hosts just be friends? Then they discuss the engineering magic that built Dubai. Finally, the gang continues to review Bryan's high school band, 33 Willy. Bryan was sent a tape of one the only live shows ever performed by 33 Willy and it's just as bad as you'd think it would be. It's p…
 
Bryan is still watching the dramatic TV classic known as 21 Jump Street, 90 Day The Single Life has Big Ed swimming in the wrong dating pool and DeanBodi drops by the comments to give TCB some love! Then, Bryan makes good on a promise from the early days of the podcast...he brings some live 33 Willy to review on the show! It's a total shits show as…
 
Bryan tells Hoadley about his new favorite Roku Channel...21 Jump Street! Then, McDonalds ice cream machines are under FTC investigation and it begs the question: Does the FTC have anything else to do? Finally, Bryan has a new game "Over-rated, Under-rated or Spot-On"! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor DBSAlliance For Mental …
 
Bryan and Krissy celebrate the unthinkable..100 episodes of this mediocre comedy podcast! Join the gang as they take some questions from the listeners, reminisce about the old days and play a game of " Do you know your TCB?". It may not be good, but it's 100! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor FUM (Use Code TCB) Magic Spoon (U…
 
Bryan and Krissy have thrown yet another episode in the trash as this Fireside Friday was a flop. Then, Bryan makes the tough decision to bring back the most controversial topic in TCB history....Frankie B. The gang believes: love him or hate him, he makes for great content. So let the hater games begin as Frank marks another chapter in TCB folklor…
 
Bryan and Krissy go live on Fireside! Bryan tells Krissy his thoughts on the Fake Famous and Woodstock 99' movies, they discuss their chances of Instagram fame, they ponder the lives of the Woodstock patrons and talk about episode 100! Then, the gang reviews some footage from a YouTube movie about Carnies. The show is a circus as usual. LINKS: Watc…
 
Bryan describes his disastrous trip to Walgreens to get a few COVID tests, the gang ponder turning 100 episodes old and then they "go back to the well" after 90 episodes to revisit TV preachers and their righteous behaviors. Bryan learns that even the best of preachers start somewhere. Finally, we learn more about the worst of preachers and their h…
 
Bryan tells Krissy about the comic Gallagher's racist, homophobic and generally miserable views, then they finally figure out to use the phones. TCB Superfan , Will from Brooklyn, joins the show to find out how Krissy and Bryan met and then the whole gang plays "How Many Zeros?". We find out how much money Krissy needs to lose a finger, what kind o…
 
Bryan and Hoadley reminisce about the good old days of radio sales, getting drunk at the Braves game ( 144 games in a row) and Bryan's ex-wife tells the truth to his boss, using her outside voice! Then Bryan reveals a demo tape from his old band and discusses his plans to play it on the show. Finally, the gang listen in on some of the internet's wo…
 
Bryan and Krissy are recording live on Fireside! For this first live recording the gang visits with some monster hunters from Alaska as they chase down the illusive (and camera shy) Otterman. Hillbilly Hilarity ensues when the crew from the Alaska Otter Squad runs around playing game and having fun with the bone-crushing man-eater! LINKS: Watch thi…
 
Bryan and Krissy discuss Suicide Squad, Bryan's son following in his mediocre footsteps and the incredible new fashion stylings of Fred Durst. Then Bryan tells Krissy about his last minute invitation to have dinner with Mark Cuban, Falon Fatemi and Maz Jobrani at the Podcast Movement Expo. It's Bryan's brush with fame and, as expected, he blew it! …
 
Bryan and Krissy discuss the Olympics, the most scandalous outfits in women's sporting and Bryan's uncanny ability to get every fact in a story wrong and make it sound convincing! Then the gang compares the commercial space race audio and the Red Bull Stratos event. 10...7...5..3..1..LIFT OFF on this episode of The Commercial Break! LINKS: Watch th…
 
Bryan tells Krissy why he thinks 33P never made it to "Rockstar" status. Then the gang finds out why your fast-food experience is so miserable. Hint: It's the training videos. It's time to hear some 90's training material for Hardee's and Wendy's! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor FUM (Use Code TCB) MEMPHO Music Fest (Oct 1st…
 
Bryan and Krissy play a round of "Would You Rather?" Answering some of life's toughest questions. Like: Would you rather date an ugly person or be ugly yourself? Would rather live on a deserted island with your celebrity or in a mansion with your ex? Let the games begin! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor FUM (Use Code TCB) ME…
 
Bryan and Hoadley review the many different ways, people and objects we fall in love with. First don't get in between a man and his balloons! Then, a woman marries chandelier and Bryan wonders about their first date. It's an episode full of love stories (and lamps)! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Hello Fresh is a good serv…
 
Krissy and B-Rock discuss sex in the Olympic Village...again. Then they get back into clips from 1940's PSA's. This time they review PSA's about dating and affection. It's sure to get the attention of your Teenis! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Hello Fresh is a good service doing good things! (Use the Code TCB14) Apostroph…
 
Bryan explains to Hoadley that antenna TV is alive and well! Then they dig into the world of 1940's PSA's. It's an awful reminder of how awful these propaganda films were. Step back into time on this episode of TCB! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Hello Fresh is a good service doing good things! (Use the Code TCB14) Apostro…
 
Bryan is reminded of his extensive Dick Tracy movie memorabilia. Then he explains to Hoadley how underwhelming the first commercial Virgin Galactic space was...at least on T.V. Finally, they gang reviews more ghost chaser clips! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Hello Fresh is a good service doing good things! (Use the Code T…
 
Bryan tells Hoadley about his nightmare nightly routine of dogs slurping water and whining for no reason. They lean more about the Slip N' Side show sickness keeping the new gameshow from filming and then the gang digs into the world of Ghost Hunters! It's a ghastly and ghostly episode of TCB. LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponso…
 
Bryan drives to Indiana, in the middle of the night, with help from "mommy's little helpers", 4th of July fireworks reveal the true nature of grown men who live in their parents basements and the Redneck Rave is a thing...where many people get hurt. Finally, the gang decides to follow through on something and give away that promised Gold Dot gift c…
 
Bryan and Hoadley discuss how exactly someone gets inside a whale's mouth! Then, Bryan gives his first ever "State Of The Break" address. He reviews the podcast's history so far and goes all the way to back to Episode 1 in order to illustrate just how far they have come. Hint: not that far! LINKS: Win $500 from TCBtv-(minus) by following Instagram …
 
Bryan and Krissy discuss the newest trends in after death technology, Bryan gives his final burial wishes and Clubhouse...forget about it, TCB did! Then the gang listens to old commercials for 900 & 976 pay-per-min phone lines. If you're dad catches you calling one, deny everything! LINKS: Win $500 from TCBtv-(minus) by following Instagram or subsc…
 
Bryan and Krissy recall working radio "remotes" in the worlds worst entertainment business...the radio business. Then, it's part 2 of Creature Feature Week! The gang digs into more Bigfoot chasing, Fire-Crotch catching, Whisper Wolf waddling...its another hairy, scary episode of The Commercial Break! LINKS: Win $500 from TCBtv-(minus) by following …
 
Bryan does the right thing and tells the "other" Commercial Break about mixed up reviews, the gang reminisce about 976-party lines and talk about little reanimation happening in the Frozen Tundra. Then they dig right into the new found reality T.V. fad of chasing Bigfoot. It's a hairy, scary, harmonica loving episode of The Commercial Break! LINKS:…
 
Bryan and Hoadley discuss a flood of new reviews that came in for the show. Only one problem, the reviews are for another show! Then Bryan and Hoadley discuss ED medications. Plus, the listeners have spoken and they are more twisted than the hosts. TCB fan William sends the gang down a rabbit hole researching a fetish known as "Masking". It's a fol…
 
Bryan is confused as to why we are still wearing masks and he shares that confusion. The TCB fan base is communicating in droves and giving Bryan more deranged content ideas. The gang shares an update on the $500 giveaway and then they dig into the extraordinarily dangerous world of Highlining. LINKS: Win $500 from TCBtv-(minus) by following Instag…
 
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