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In early 2020 Bryan Green asked his best friend Krissy Hoadley to help him fulfill a life long dream...Create a mediocre comedy podcast! Now each Tuesday and Friday they take a break from reality and dig into the insanity. It's an irreverent and humorous look at friendship, life, this crazy world and those who inhabit it. Join each episode as the gang discusses: Televangelist extramarital romances! Months old celebrity and entertainment gossip! Dating advice for singles looking to avoid seco ...
 
Comedians Natalie Cuomo and Amanda Gail talk about who, what, and why it's thirsty. Known to be parched themselves from time to time, Natalie and Amanda are a hilarious team as they share their insight. Their specials guests include comedians, influencers, hosts, actors, and more!
 
The shift is an Irish and American podcast about sex, dating, relationships and just the chats. Comedian Katie Boyle and guests try to navigate the crazy world of sex and dating on both sides of the Atlantic. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
 
The Pretender To Contender Podcast stars standup comedian Joe Matarese (from Americas Got Talent, Howard Stern, and 2 comedy Specials on Amazon Prime). Every week on the show he will be comedically discussing his life and career and how he went from pretender to contender as well as interview inspiring guests that did the same with their lives.
 
Welcome to the Darkest Hour Podcast! Take a weekly look at the humor in EVERYTHING, from the most evil news stories to personal tragedies. This podcast sets out to prove that ANYTHING can be funny. Join host Josh Denny and guests to hear their most tragic stories, traumas, or hilarious takes on the horrible world outside! Josh Denny (@JoshDenny) is a Stand Up Comedian, Podcaster, and TV Host living in Los Angeles, CA and originally from Philadelphia, PA.
 
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Bryan explains to Krissy how complicated going out eat has become with children. He shares a story about a recent trip to eat at a restaurant that ended with a visit to NINE restaurants! Then they discuss how different the dining experience can be in Europe. Bryan is reminded of a stroll around a Spanish village with his extended family that ended …
 
Comedian, Kevin McCaffrey gives great advice on how to maintain a longterm marriage, the importance of date nights, compromise and when to avoid advice from others. We also chat about comedy and why we think people judge people. Full ep on patreon. Enjoy the ep <3 Follow: https://www.instagram.com/kevinmccaff/ Sign up to Patreon for bonus, pay what…
 
On this Ep Kevin and I talk shop, discuss parenting and being husbands, and answer some of the listeners voicemails. For everything you need about Joe Matarese including the full library of Pretender To Contender podcasts go to his Link Tree or website below. Nov 26th Stress Factory Comedy Club - New Brunswick, NJ Dec 30th Soul Joels Comedy Club - …
 
Bryan shares his thoughts on the new advertisers popping up inside the show. Bryan and Krissy reminisce about simpler times...when no one listened to the podcast. Then, Bryan thinks back to puberty and that sends him down a Sex Ed Video rabbit hole on YouTube. It's safe to say that Germany is not afraid to teach it's children about EVERY aspect of …
 
Bryan tells Krissy about his spending his day at his child's school for the big Thanksgiving Day play. Then Bryan and his family take to the streets of Atlanta take in the local sights, sounds and awful food. He explains his compulsive need to beat everyone to the front of the line. Then Bryan shares about his teenage aspirations to be a "Grill Lea…
 
In this ep I ask Amamah Sardar, comedian in nyc, about what Alex said last week how she can recommend a friend to sleep with someone who she has slept with. We also talk about how to have casual sex, sex with friends, how to deal with friend's new partner and vice versa (new partner's friends). Enjoy the ep <3 Follow: https://www.instagram.com/amam…
 
Bryan shares with Krissy some of reactions to the new Frankie B episodes, they discuss the engagement of most famous person to come out of the 90 Day Fiancé shows, Big Ed. Then the gang reviews some interesting town hall and city council meetings. One man, Chris, decides to take his concerns about the local massage parlors to the public comment nig…
 
#40 What went down at the screening of Rocky VS Drago, and I answer some listener questions. For everything you need about Joe Matarese including the full library of Pretender To Contender podcasts go to his Link Tree or website below. Nov 26th Stress Factory Comedy Club - New Brunswick, NJ Dec 30th Soul Joels Comedy Club - Jeffersonville, PA https…
 
Bryan and Krissy stumble upon a story detailing how certain European countries are encouraging men to get vaccinated with free brothel services! Then Bryan tells Krissy about Walt Disney World merch madness and how WDW is clamping down on runaway resellers. Finally, the gang finish reviewing the once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity being present…
 
#39 My Son And I Are Seeing Stallone Live In Person @ The Rocky VS Drago Screening This Thursday In Philadelphia. For everything you need about Joe Matarese including the full library of Pretender To Contender podcasts go to his Link Tree or website below. https://Linktr.ee/TheJoematarese https://Joematarese.com…
 
In this week's ep myself and Alex Payne catch up! He asks if I would/could sleep with someone a friend had. We chat about why people stay or back to abusive partners. We also talk about what our levels of comfortabilities are with partners ex's. Enjoy the ep <3 follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/alexpaynecomedy/ Sign up to Patreon, pay what you…
 
Bryan tells Krissy about his once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to attend a World Series game for the home team. Then they discuss the rather speedy parade that flew down Peachtree Road. Finally, Bryan has a Christmas-liek when he opens his YouTube page. A refreshed and rejuvenated Frankie B has an incredible business opportunity for all the strangers …
 
Bryan tells Krissy how he came hate to Halloween and how he can no longer ignore the holiday. Hoadley wonders about cloning her cat patches and Niko the ghost dog may be in his last days too...will he be cloned? Will he smell as bad when he returns as a cloned dog? Finally, the gang reviews audio about a woman who is eating her husband's ashes. Eve…
 
On todays Episode Joe interviews comedian/actor and social media influencer Nicky Smeriglio. Follow him on Tik Tok and Instagram @NickySmigs. For everything you need about Joe Matarese including the full library of Pretender To Contender podcasts go to his Link Tree or website below. https://Linktr.ee/TheJoematarese https://Joematarese.com…
 
Noah Daniels from The Real Hauntings Podcast tells me about celebrities who have claimed to have sex with ghosts, interviewing medians, his supernatural experiences and weather sex with ghosts is cheating? We also talk about night terrors and ghost stories! Follow and listen to The Real Haunting podcast and sign up to patreon for early access, ad f…
 
Bryan shares about a normal day at his house. This includes Clifford The Big red Dog, Buzz Lightyear and dreaming of the crazy Home Improvement days when Tim Allen and blow were the only thing to worry about. Then Bryan asks Krissy to take a personality test! Find out more your hapless hosts on this episode of The Commercial Break Podcast! Learn mo…
 
Superfan Big Will The Champ calls into hotline to share a video of another famous podcaster saying the TCB catch phrase "Best To You!". Bryan and Krissy debate wether they are being imitated or if "Best To You!" is phrase making it's rounds in the lexicon. Then Bryan recalls a TCB bit that mysteriously made it to Howard Stern Show (Spoiler....clear…
 
Part 2 of Comedian Atheer Yacoub chating with me about what it's like being a Muslim woman who grew up in Alabama and Palestine. We chat about the emotion wheel, leaving her fiancé, learning whats important in a relationship and she answers a listeners questions. Enjoy the ep <3 follow Atheer: https://www.instagram.com/atheeryacoub/ Sign up to Patr…
 
Comedian Joe Matarese interviews comedian and social media sensation Natalie Cuomo about how she built her huge following. For everything you need about Joe Matarese including the full library of Pretender To Contender podcasts go to his Link Tree or website below. https://Linktr.ee/TheJoematarese https://Joematarese.com…
 
Bryan tells Krissy about a woman in N.Y. suing Kellogg Pop Tart for lack of nutritional value. He recalls a time he should have sued for food related trauma and they wonder what kind of meat in Subway meat. Then they review some dating rules from the 1950's and are reminded that even 70 years ago "Hey!" was not a great pick-up line. Finally, it's a…
 
Bryan and Krissy are celebrating 1,000,000 downloads by almost destroying the studio! Then they discuss The Bachelorette, the ridiculous ways in which contestants try to get attention, the producers plan to embarrass some of the single guys and the parity with dating in 2021. Then the gang reviews some dating rules from 1930's through 2021. Finally…
 
Bryan asks Krissy to join his new MLMM business, LuLaNO. Then they wonder why they got news alerts about Kourtney K and Travis B, and who the f*&k cares? Plus, the new trend is wearable microphone/amplifier combos and Bryan doesn't think it's funny. Finally, the gang review some 911 calls that are less of an emergency and more of comedy routine! It…
 
Comedian Atheer Yacoub chats with me about what it's like being a Muslim woman who grew up in Alabama and Palestine. We chat about different cultures, being judged in regards to sex, double standards for men and women and how families opinions can affect your life choices. We will do part 2 next week <3 Enjoy the ep <3 and follow Atheer: https://ww…
 
Bryan shares his terrible travels to and from Memphis by asking the question: What is appropriate airplane behavior? Who owns the arm rest? Should you take off shoes during long distance flights? Why do you get 4 carry bags and I get 1? Who are these people that cut the line at every gate? What time should I show for my flight? What do you wear on …
 
On this episode Joe talks about a disagreement he had with a fellow comedian about Dave Chappelle and Louis CK. If you are interested in running ads or sponsoring podcasts episodes on Pretender To Contender, the Chop Sports Network , and or Joe’s Tik Tok page https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdaAcBSk/ Contact The Chops Sports Network - https://chopssportsmed…
 
This weeks ep was recorded in Hawaii with Lindsay Theisen. We chat about Lindsay's recovery from alcoholism, how and why she quit, what it was like for her growing up with an alcoholic mother and why she recently has cut her out. Enjoy the ep <3 and follow Lindsay: https://www.instagram.com/lindsaytheis Sign up to Patreon, pay what you like, for fu…
 
Bryan and Krissy (TCB team: Astrid, Mike and Tina) are back from Mempho and the road was long, the beer was cold and flu was transmitted! Bryan is sick which gave him time to dig into the latest internet drama known as TikTok Couch Guy! Bryan and Krissy review a Couch Guy update from Clevver News (isn't that clever!), they discuss their time off fr…
 
Bryan tells Hoadley about his endless nights trying to get his daughter to sleep, they discuss the power weed couple known as Snoopy Doggy Doggy & Martha Stewart and wonder how Trump will call the Holyfield fight. Then the gang wonders why they cannot get anyone to watch them on YouTube while "Jesse" calls Thanos and gets 2,000,000 views!! Finally,…
 
Joe talks about the let down of The Many Saints Of Newark, as well as his current gravel patio project that has him on the hunt for the perfect fire table and outdoor couch. If you are interested in running ads or sponsoring podcasts episodes on Pretender To Contender, the Chop Sports Network , and or Joe’s Tik Tok page https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdaAc…
 
Bryan and Krissy give an update on DeanBodi, discuss how they all of the sudden care about the B. Spears conservatorship drama and give each other a reminder of the download race to 1,000,000. Then the gang revisits the Monster Men of the Mountains and the hilariously haphazard way they go about hunting for various monsters. Just remember the Mount…
 
After last weeks horror therapy session episode I asked therapist and Therapy Den creator Jeff Gunther to come on and chat about the benefits of therapy, why and who should go, how to vet your therapist and what questions you should ask them. Jeff is a couples therapist who mainly sees new couples so he gave advice on how to keep the sex fun after …
 
Bryan tells Krissy about the time he made pot brownies with some shwagg weed and Betty Crocker instant brownies. It's the last time he ever ate weed. Krissy explains the incredible advancements in "weed technology" since the last time he tried it. Then Bryan shares a clip from a PTA meeting where parents around the country continue to embarrass the…
 
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Comedian Stephen Campbell shared his horrific experience with the worst therapist. He openly talks about his trauma and his journey through therapy and finding the right therapist for him. Follow Stephen (Links below) Thanks for listening. Sign up to Patreon, pay what you like, for full unedited ad free eps, solo eps and video: https://www.patreon.…
 
Bryan shares with Hoadley his love for the Chicago Cubs, Harry Caray, WGN Radio and The 7th Inning Stretch. tHen he shares his disdain for Conor McGregor's slaughter of the Wrigley Tradition of singing Take Me Out! Finally, the gang reviews a government produced movie from the 1940's warning soldiers of STD's, loose women and the danger of unclean …
 
Bryan asks Krissy a very important question about the current state of affairs in the world: Why don't people wave any more when you let them cut in traffic?! Where is the decency!? Then the friends recall the time Bryan was asked to start an online streaming radio / TV station named SimcolFM by a man named Simon Guobadia. Simon has made news recen…
 
I ask Comedian Natalie Cuomo for sex tips and advice, we chat about porn, read an article about arse play and talk about dating after a big breakup. Natalie also gives great advice on promoting yourself! Follow Natalie and listen to her pod <3: https://www.instagram.com/nataliecuomo_/ http://www.nataliecuomo.com/podcast/ Thanks for listening. Sign …
 
Joe talks about the passing of Norm Macdonald the comic who he watched the most on tv and admired before he started to do standup comedy. Joe also plays a lot of Norms best stuff, and plays all the callers telling everyone their favorite moments of his as well. To leave messages for the show call the VM# 951-298-9899. It's on 24 hrs a day. If you a…
 
Bryan and Krissy discuss their love for Norm McDonald, a true loss to the world of comedy and entertainment. Then Bryan recalls the time he lived in a screened in porch. Not to be bothered with things like heat, AC or bed he would rather party! Finally the gang reviews some of the cheapest humans on earth and their dating habits. It's dinner for tw…
 
Bryan recalls the Arnold Schwarzenegger physical fitness awards, the time he missed getting an award for the rope climb, keeping his "little man" in check as a teenager and Hoadley thanks Bryan for the inside info on teenage boys! Then the gang digs into ASMR. Love or hate it, ASMR is extremely popular. However, Bryan finds disturbing material unde…
 
My friend, comedian Dewey Lovett talks to me about her struggles with having a low sex drive: what affected her sex drive, the steps she's taking to improve it, her advice on acceptance and how to communicate to a partner. She also shares how a suicide helpline stopped her suicide attempt. <3 Follow Dewey: https://www.instagram.com/deweylovett/ Tha…
 
Bryan and Hoadley answer the age old question : can two podcast hosts just be friends? Then they discuss the engineering magic that built Dubai. Finally, the gang continues to review Bryan's high school band, 33 Willy. Bryan was sent a tape of one the only live shows ever performed by 33 Willy and it's just as bad as you'd think it would be. It's p…
 
Bryan is still watching the dramatic TV classic known as 21 Jump Street, 90 Day The Single Life has Big Ed swimming in the wrong dating pool and DeanBodi drops by the comments to give TCB some love! Then, Bryan makes good on a promise from the early days of the podcast...he brings some live 33 Willy to review on the show! It's a total shits show as…
 
#32 Don't Hire A Guy, You Can Do It! Joe talks all about all the water damage from the storm at his house, and how he fixes everything himself and if he doesn't know how his handy friends tudor him over the phone. To leave messages for the show call the VM# 951-298-9899. It's on 24 hrs a day. If you are interested in running ads or sponsoring podca…
 
In this weeks ep I chat with hilarious comedian Ash Diggs who is half Irish, spent his summers in Ireland and had his first sexual experience there. We talk about what it was like for him being raised by an Irish woman in America, drinking as a teen in Ireland and thinking he got an std from someone touching his bits. He's such a fun guest! Go foll…
 
Bryan tells Hoadley about his new favorite Roku Channel...21 Jump Street! Then, McDonalds ice cream machines are under FTC investigation and it begs the question: Does the FTC have anything else to do? Finally, Bryan has a new game "Over-rated, Under-rated or Spot-On"! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor DBSAlliance For Mental …
 
Bryan and Krissy celebrate the unthinkable..100 episodes of this mediocre comedy podcast! Join the gang as they take some questions from the listeners, reminisce about the old days and play a game of " Do you know your TCB?". It may not be good, but it's 100! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor FUM (Use Code TCB) Magic Spoon (U…
 
NYC Comedian Amanda Gail chats with me about setting your standards, dating narcissists, dealing with friends who are narcissists and how she waits to have sex. We chat about her advice pushing me to end it with a DJ. Follow Amanda (links below) she's amazing! Thanks for listening. Sign up to Patreon, pay what you like, for full unedited ad free ep…
 
To leave messages for the show call the VM# 951-298-9899. It's on 24 hrs a day. If you are interested in running ads or sponsoring podcasts episodes on Pretender To Contender, the Chop Sports Network , and or Joe’s Tik Tok page https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdaAcBSk/ Contact The Chops Sports Network - https://chopssportsmedia.com Tip Joe for a podcast wel…
 
Bryan and Krissy have thrown yet another episode in the trash as this Fireside Friday was a flop. Then, Bryan makes the tough decision to bring back the most controversial topic in TCB history....Frankie B. The gang believes: love him or hate him, he makes for great content. So let the hater games begin as Frank marks another chapter in TCB folklor…
 
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