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If you want biting, insightful (and funny) news/social commentary, AND you're allergic to a lack of common sense, poor manners and bad social skills, WELCOME! Based on his standup comedy and his book, "AMATEUR NATION: The Decline of Common Sense, Manners and Social Skills" (available on Amazon), now comes the PODCAST! Smart, uncompromising, thought-provoking, and engaging, this laugh out loud show is about those all around us who are "doing life wrong", and are disturbing the "flow of the Pros"!
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Episode 139: “SPECIAL: (PART 3) U.S. Marine, Sergeant Don Nicholas; Vietnam AND Afghanistan Veteran”
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“SPECIAL: U.S. Marine, Sergeant Don Nicholas; Vietnam AND Afghanistan Veteran” This certainly isn't the funniest episode I’ve aired, but it’s probably the most important one. This is a moving, eye-opening, THREE-PART interview with a soft spoken, gentle man who is as tough as they come; who has served his country as a Marine Guard at the U.S. Embas…
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Episode 138: “SPECIAL: (PART 2) U.S. Marine, Sergeant Don Nicholas; Vietnam AND Afghanistan Veteran”
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“SPECIAL: U.S. Marine, Sergeant Don Nicholas; Vietnam AND Afghanistan Veteran” This certainly isn't the funniest episode I’ve aired, but it’s probably the most important one. This is a moving, eye-opening, THREE-PART interview with a soft spoken, gentle man who is as tough as they come; who has served his country as a Marine Guard at the U.S. Embas…
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Episode 137: “SPECIAL: (PART 1) U.S. Marine, Sergeant Don Nicholas; Vietnam AND Afghanistan Veteran”
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“SPECIAL: U.S. Marine, Sergeant Don Nicholas; Vietnam AND Afghanistan Veteran” This certainly isn't the funniest episode I’ve aired, but it’s probably the most important one. This is a moving, eye-opening, THREE-PART interview with a soft spoken, gentle man who is as tough as they come; who has served his country as a Marine Guard at the U.S. Embas…
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Episode 136: “Amateur Nation: ‘Destroying Forward Worse’”
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THIS WEEK: *You might have child porn in your house and not even know it! *Dealing with self-centered amateurs who think you don’t have a heart because “you didn’t lose anyone to Covid”. *My brief conversation with a serviceman who served in Afghanistan and his common sense appraisal of President Coloring Book and his blame game logic. PLUS: *On “A…
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Episode 135: “Amateur Nation: ‘Go Along to Get Along’”
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THIS WEEK: *Commiefornia, you are done/unless you recall Newsom”… *I’ll give you $12,000 to NOT murder someone. Deal? It’s happening in NYC! *An unhinged “teacher” gets the much deserved axe after busting a spring and propagandizing to her class. *A “common sense and logic” approach when answering: “Why all this is happening, and, who’s is most lik…
THIS WEEK: *20 reasons why I’ve cancelled and boycotted Arnold Schwarzencommie. *The Cleveland INDIANS could be doubling down on weakness, wokeness, and stupidity. *My 4 instances of personal censorship I’ve encountered in three months. PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: comedians still doing Trump jokes, the common cold and flu go MIA, and advertisers who pla…
THIS WEEK: *Submitted for your debate: Olympic powerlifter, “Horrible Tubalard”, sorry, Laurel Hubbard, blows the Olympics on purpose for her his/her/they’s own selfish needs. *Obama throws a birthday party for 700 of his closest financial backers but you might have to wear a mask—again, but still get vaccinated—again, keep the mask on and shut dow…
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Episode 132: “Amateur Nation is NOT a Conspiracy Theory”
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THIS WEEK: *NEW “NO AMATEURS” tee shirts and keychains are here! Order yours on lousantini.com! *Life hack! Two real, doable, logical options if someone makes fun of you or displays discrimination against you—regardless of race, sexuality, or appearance. *I dissect Simone Biles’ quitting on herself, her team, and her country, and the amateurs who t…
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Episode 131: “Hey, Amateur Nation: F*** Your Feelings!”
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THIS WEEK: *The Cleveland Indians no longer call themselves the correct name, “The Cleveland Indians”. So no more “Cleveland Indians”. What do you think of that, “Cleveland Indians” fans? *10 alternate names for “The Cleveland Indians”. *“Absolutes” and why I love them. *Amateur nation’s life motto. *Team USA Basketball gets a wakeup call. PLUS: *O…
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Episode 130: “Amateur Nation: They’ll Tell You What’s Right For You!”
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THIS WEEK: *So Cammie “The Hyena” Harris is now quoting the Bible to pressure you into taking the lab experiment? Fine. I counter with a few Bible quotes of my own. *Solid life lessons learned from “The Babylon Bee” and “The Office”. *Hate America so much, amateurs? Fine, we’re calling your bluff to get out. PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: “professional” at…
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Episode 129: “ATTENTION: Amateurs NEED Attention!”
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THIS WEEK: *“High maintenance”. “Needy”. “Attention whore”. “Always in crisis”. These are the words used to describe quintessential amateur behavior. *The term, “sex positive” and why it’s stupid. *What degree of socializing are you comfortable with? One corporate office has a condescending, childish system so you know who’s face you can lick in th…
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Episode 128: “An Open Letter to Amateur Nation”
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THIS WEEK: *Just like the title says, I read my “Open Letter to Amateur Nation”—you know who you are. *4 things I learned about Amateur Nation in America over the last 16 months. *How Amateur Nation showed their true colors when canceling “My Pillow” CEO, Mike Lindell. *A nobody pseudo celebrity announces his/her/they’s sexuality! What is the sexua…
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Episode 127: “Being ‘Amateurist’ is a Good Thing!’”
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THIS WEEK: *Penis found in a woman’s locker room. Still attached to a live male. And one female Pro wasn’t havin’ it. *Amateur Nation: I can’t with you anymore. Birds are racist now? *I get proactive and compile a list of SEXIST birds! *Amateur Amateur athlete, Gwen Berry, embarrasses herself and America. Gwen, I think I have just the man for you! …
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Episode 126: “Amateur Nation is Anti-American”
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THIS WEEK: *What is “sexy” to you? Doesn’t matter. Amateur Nation will tell you. *What “changing the narrative” really does. Here’s a hint: *The ungrateful, amateur, Hollywood Elite: constantly biting the American Capitalist hands that feed them. Add these amateurs to the “boycotted and canceled” list! *Men, are you getting in shape? Well, you’re o…
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Episode 125: “‘Merry Day Off!’: Amateurs & Their Fear (of Words)!”
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THIS WEEK: *Technology: it doesn’t know when to quit. And Pros give their input. *Juneteenth is a thing? Fine, I’m starting, “Mayth” in honor my birthday month. “Oh, that’s stupid and doesn’t make sense?” I know. *A New Jersey School Board rewrites the school calendar and creates world peace! *Worked out in the yard this summer? Get a little tan? W…
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Episode 124: “The Crazed, the Bad and the Commies”
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THIS WEEK: *Pseudo-environmentalist, hyper-emotional, teenage attention whore, Swedish millionaire spaz, Greta Thunberg, has another nervous breakdown. And I break down her latest breakdown. *Commiefornia just keeps getting Commie-er. And it’s Pro residents have something to say about it. *One of the worst cases of parental virtue signaling of all …
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Episode 123: “Amateur Nation: Insulting Your Intelligence Since the Dawn of Man”
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THIS WEEK: *“Technology: creating crap you probably didn’t need to begin with since the early 2000s." *Racist VP Hyena Harris’s “Screw You, America” Memorial Day tweet. *Equality in sports and the difference between “equality” and “special treatment”. *Farce of the NBA, Commie Cuck, “LeFlop” James pours more gas on an already burning legacy with hi…
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Episode 122: “You Might Be an Amateur If…”
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THIS WEEK: *My PERSONAL “Cancelled List” and I encourage you to type up yours. *WWE star, John “Commie Cuck” Cena joins the “Pro Athlete Amateur HOF”. *Seth Rogen veers out of his lane and punches down—something I thought woke amateurs hated! *Big city mayors: one of the best jobs to “fail your way up the ladder”! PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: Dunkin’ Don…
THIS WEEK: *More common sense anti-vaccine thoughts. Relax, they’re just unproven theories. Like the vaccines themselves. *10 Reasons why you’re an amateur if you roll the dice in “The Vaccine Lottery”! *Another TikTok amateur who needs attention must be rewarded for weirdness. Because, “bravery”. PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: amateurs who ignore the disa…
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Episode 120: “SPECIAL: Chad Jackson of the Documentary, ‘Uncle Tom’”
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THIS WEEK: This week’s show is the first of it’s kind for “Amateur Nation” as the entire episode is devoted to one guest interview. If you’ve not seen the critically-acclaimed documentary, "Uncle Tom”, you should. The movie is nothing but common sense and facts and is produced by common sense guru, talk radio host, author, attorney, and documentary…
THIS WEEK: *America: The World’s house party where every amateur is invited! No cover charge! No ID needed! *Only a current or wannabe criminal would want to defund or abolish the police. *The 5-Star amateur who taunted a cop during a routine traffic stop with the most childish, racist blather of all time— and 20 reasons why she’s an amateur AND re…
THIS WEEK: *Happy Mother’s Day! *A list of differences between “Woke” amateurs and Pros. *Vaccine virtue signaling and associated propaganda. *My “salute to the workers who got no love during the arbitrary shutdowns” these last 18 months. PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: “California/Knows how to homeless”, LeCommie James, and China *On “3 Pro Things”: my fir…
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Episode 117: “Cancel LeBron James: ‘King Amateur’!’”
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THIS WEEK: *My second flight experience 14 months after the plandemic hoax began. *“Pro” athletes: some of the biggest amateurs in the world! *US Women’s Soccer star, Megan Rapinoe wants blood from a stone—that doesn’t exist. *California continues it’s mission of needless self-destruction. *LeBron James…an embarrassing, uneducated, ignorant, reckle…
THIS WEEK: *United Airlines: “Fly the Woke, Diverse and Possibly Unskilled, Deadly Skies”! *“A is for amateur”. And “B” is for boycott AND ‘Ben & Jerry’s”. *Did you get the vaccine? Why not? All the cool kids are doing it! PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: a band’s message is oddly “reverse prophetic”, a millennial gives up and doesn’t take advantage of his w…
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Episode 115: “NE Ohio Radio Veteran, Kathy Vogel!”
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THIS WEEK: *Do “thumbs down” votes on your YouTube posts make you cry? You’re a weak-willed amateur, I don’t want you listening to this podcast. *MLB drops the ball, AGAIN, this time with the Cleveland Indians. *What do trees make you think of? Hangings? Me too! Oh, wait, that’s something only a woke, racist amateur would think. PLUS: *On “Off Topi…
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Episode 114: “Amateur Nation: Founded on Feelings”
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THIS WEEK: *Lewis Hamilton: 7x Formula 1 World Champion and newly crowned amateur. *The new amateur craze that has replaced posting pictures of food: virtue signaling photos of vaccine proof! What good people! *What will be “The Racist Thing of the Week”! “Ho Hos?” “Nose hair trimmers? You’re saying, “It’s got to be ‘Wite Out!” Hint: It’s even more…
THIS WEEK: *DYK? 1+1 = Racism. And, E = MCkissmyass squared. *Inanimate objects can be amateur! Fans and listeners chime in with their most amateur items that make them nuts. *Is your baby a jerk during diaper changes and won’t sit still and focus? Probably all that racism bouncing around in his or her—sorry—it’s head. Too late for adoption, but do…
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Episode 112: Guest: NE Ohio Radio Veteran, Brian Kelly!
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THIS WEEK: *Kids, if you want to be a “woke” amateur, stop calling your parents, “Mom” and “Dad”. But if you want to be a Pro, don’t listen to woke amateurs. *Pros losing amateur friends in real life and on social media. *No screaming on rides at Disneyland! Repeat after me: “Wheee.”. Disneyland: “The Crappiest Place on Earth"! PLUS: *On “Off Topic…
THIS WEEK: *Forget illegal immigrants, American small businesses being decimated, corruption at the highest government levels, Pepe Le Pew is PROBLEM #1! *Are you concerned your baby is racist? No one is because it’s stupid. *DYK? “Breathing is a human necessity”! And this the dumbest, most unnecessary plandemic-related object since the mask! PLUS:…
THIS WEEK: *I take a stroll down memory lane and pay tribute to the toilet paper and hand sanitizer hoarders from March of 2020 and why they’re the reason all bad things happen. *Oreos exist. *Dr. Seuss doesn’t. *More mask “logic”. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”: A YouTube fitness page, a must-see documentary about free speech, and the return …
THIS WEEK: *Revised Coke slogans from 1886 to present, in light of their, “be less white” employee training initiative (*coughs* BRAINWASHING!). *Amateur Nation takes the Muppets from Manhattan! *“Inclusive”. Along with, “masks”, “social distancing”, and “Covid”, add it to the list of new words you’re sick of hearing! *“Back to School” clothes shop…
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Episode 108: Pro Lives Matter: ‘Return from Hiatus’
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THIS WEEK: *A recap of all things 2020 up to now during the 5 month hiatus *“Overmanners”: a subset of virtue signaling. *TV ads targeting the weak-willed. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”: two books about heavy metal and a documentary about race that only a close-minded amateur would hate. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https:/…
THIS WEEK: *How much did you pay for “anti-microbial protection” when you bought your car? $100? $1000? $5000? Oh, you got it free? Yeah, so did the entire planet. *Amateurs want everything to be “easy”. *My take on the controversial Netflix exploit—I mean, movie, “Cuties”. *Technology: blurring the lines between “convenience” and “laziness”. PLUS:…
THIS WEEK: *“Havin’ my baby….what a wonderful way to burn down half the country.” *Bubba Wallace continues his losing tradition. *Kids! Wear your mask! It will save you! Unless you’re wearing it as part of a costume, in which case, no candy for you this Halloween. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, one of the best documentaries on professional ra…
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For PRO Parents: You Can’t Spell ‘Protect’ without ‘Pro
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THIS WEEK: *Attention parents: if you love Communism and hate your kids, get them on TikTok! *The Race for “Most Evil, Amateur Corporation” of All Time” tightens as Amazon shows their dirty hand. *“Happiness is: discrimination”. *Only amateurs trade privacy and freedom for convenience. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, a “throwback” Netflix seri…
THIS WEEK: *Just when you thought amateurs could not be any more weak-willed, easily offended and fragile: first clapping hurt them and now – (THUNDER) punctuation! RUN! Sorry. I meant, “run” *KFC: "It's pull down your mask, take a bite, put your mask back on, use hand sanitizer, wipe your hands with a napkin then incinerate it, then repeat the pro…
THIS WEEK: *If you have AI in your house, get rid of it—NOW. Unless you like giving up privacy, including your banking history. *Goodyear? More like “Boycott”. *Parents! Take an active role in your kids’ education! Wait, nevermind. Actually, could you look the other way, please? PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, an action movie that was what “Fa…
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A.N.: S**tting on Your Cupcake and Calling It Frosting
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THIS WEEK: *When it comes to masks, “Sheeples gonna sheep”. *Hand sanitizers that can kill you—no joke. *From my book, I review “The 30 Truths About Amateurs”. PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”, an action movie with the best female villain ever, an action series with a badass female lead, and a whiskey pick. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz …
THIS WEEK: *I hit the trifecta as I recant my real life encounter with a phony, *victim, virtue signaler! *Wear your mask, or you might catch racism! *“The Exorcist”. “The Shining”. “Halloween”. Not even close to the horror that is -— “KINDERGARTEN COP!” PLUS: *Quickies! *On “3 Pro Things”: an action movie pick, a timely work of art from an artist …
THIS WEEK: *Pro athletes: The epitome of “NON-essential” workers! *Five new names for the “Washington Football Team”. *A few celebs who should be canceled. *Screw “ACAB”. Pros go with “ABACAB”! PLUS: *Quickies *On “3 Pro Things”: A pro athlete shows just how Pro he is, two internet radio stations, and a Pro quote. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWA…
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1ST VIDEO EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! “I Got 99 Problems (and Episodes) But the Pros Ain’t Dumb”
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THIS WEEK: *THE FIRST EPISODE SEEN IN FULL ON YOUTUBE! *Amateurs and knee-jerk reactions go together like…amateurs and knee-jerk reactions. *PROFESSIONAL athletes turn amateur! *Strike two, Bubba Smollet! *Confused about what makes a “meal”? Don’t worry, amateur nation will tell you! *When will we stop “Wingism”?” And another “Amateur of the Year" …
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“Pros Take Logic Ave. Amateurs Take the Psycho Path” (Thanks, Overkill!)
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“The ‘Full Contact, No Mask, Come Closer,’ Episode”
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“Amateur Nation: Always Playing ‘The Short Game’”
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“‘Going Pro’: The NEW Definition of ‘Woke’”
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“Qurazy Quarantine Qurap & “Shutdown S**t”
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“Washing Your Hands Free of Amateurs with Logic Bombs & Feelings”
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“The Quarantine ‘Doy!’ Common Sense Episode”
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