Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to. Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once ...
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How to succeed at Remote Work - from both a Productivity and Lifestyle perspective.
Yoooooooo the Thought Cops really snapped with this one-- Max Shanker is back on the show! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We talk about getting back into comedy "post-COVID" while we deal with yet another COVID crisis. Grab your coffee mugs because a new Dilbert just dropped? Somebody call Invader Zim because Dave Chappelle certainly has b…
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Case File 257 with Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Editor in Chief of Hard Drive and creator of The Hamlet Factory, Jeremy Kaplowitz joins the Thought Cops for another episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out The Hamlet Factory! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkLeto3RZrk This week we burn Twitter to the ground after Elon Musk purchases it, and discuss the pros and co…
Where's the beef? Many Kudos of the Beef Boys and also of his own Youtube channel joins us this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Snickers announces they're keeping the dick vein on their candy bar (no we're not kidding), Tucker Carlson starts tanning his testicles because someone told him his bowtie wasn't manly enough, and …
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Case File 255 with Robby Rackleff of Wham City Comedy
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Straight outta Wham City, Robby Rackleff joins us this week to talk about his upcoming film Dance Freak! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/PsdxrUI8SGc Support Dance Freak here! Field Notes This episode we really stick it to municipalities and bureaucracies, and talk choo-choos and transit twitter. Speaking of twitter, Elon Musk wants to …
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Case File 254 with Marissa and Fee of Trash Panda Comedy
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Chicago's very own Marissa and Fee of Trash Panda Comedy join us this week on Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out the Trash Panda's youtube channel for when their pilot drops: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Xg9wwDx0w No video this week because of technical issues, but this week we talk about Amy Schumer's…
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Case File 253 with Mark Roebuck of Hard Drive
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Mark Roebuck of Hard Drive joins the fight this week! Make sure to check out everything he's written for the site HERE! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This episode we talk about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock and literally nothing else for an entire episode. It's just an hour and a half's worth of in depth analysis of the trajectory, angle…
Rev up those fryers and flush those toilets, that's right Brandon Kirkman is back on the show, in the flesh. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we officially go goblin mode and celebrate Short King Spring, as we rip Tim Pool's hat off and expose who he REALLY is: Bald. Hope that joke doesn't eventually bite us in the ass. Join the Th…
Celia Schilling from Yacht Club Games joins us this week for an episode of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out the trailer for Mina the Hollower! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3p3Yf0cink This week we're talking Mina the Hollower, daylight savings time, PETA and the Elden Ring, Tom Brady reinvigorating the…
Back again, and about time too! After a short hiatus we're back for episode 250, classic style. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you haven't already, make sure to check out our appearance on Mega Strange! https://youtu.be/2SvblQWYjYc This week, we talk about the metaverse's police force, Kim Kardashian gives us a job, ban posters from pos…
What's that? Free bonus content? Enjoy an episode of our Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros - on the house! We're taking a short paid leave (mental health break), so have a taste of a little something different this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes “Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $…
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Case File 249 with Derrick Acosta and Johnny Weiss
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Big day for people who love Mega64, Derrick Acosta is back on Thought Cops alongside Johnny Weiss, and we're talking Mega Strange, Mega64 Version 4.1, and tons of crazy other stuff that's happening this week. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out our appearance on Mega Strange! https://youtu.be/2SvblQWYjYc Derrick and Johnn…
You've made a terrible choice, this week we have Cybershell on to talk about some blue cartoon rat. Take a listen! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we go fast through M&M's child slavery lawsuit, NPR's race war against the Simpsons, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard live in a literal pigsty, and we talk about the pros and cons of Sonic …
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Case File 247 Live From the Metaverse with The Loudest Podcast
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Going where no podcast has gone before: Asterios and Srirancha of The Loudest Podcast team up with the Thought Cops to bring you the first podcast ever recorded inside of the Metaverse! We're not kidding. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This is an episode that needs to be seen to be believed! So make sure to check out the video component if…
Don't steal this podcast, because Jeremy Montez is on it this week and we want you to listen and also give us the credit we deserve for having originally done it. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we're talking sexy M&Ms and the people that want to frick them, Peter Dinklage kicking Snow White in the shins, and we finally arrest Jim…
When imposter is sus, we have on the creator of Among Us Girl herself, Mimiyori, on this week's Thought Cops! Make sure to follow her on Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, and everywhere else Amogus is. Whatever that means. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Mimiyori helps us figure out who's imposter amongus by scrapping the terrible Elm…
We get real, we get weird, and we get sick. This week we're joined this week by Doejenggles of the podcast Real Weird Sickos and Doejenggles: the YouTube channel! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Not all podcasters wear capes. Well, some do apparently. I guess there’s superhero podcasts now? The MyPillow guy has information that will put the…
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Case File 243 with R.L. Cruz of American Nerds
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Here to drink PBR and eat ass and we're all out of PBR, R.L. Cruz of the American Nerds podcast joins us this week for a fresh and clean episode of Thought Cops. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we take down copyright law, internet cynicism, calling fictional movies documentaries, compare drinking PBR to eating ass, shop at Metaver…
This week the CDC made us have on Max from SBN3, SoBroRadio, and Class of 09 for an episode. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week the CDC says that everyone that works at DoorDash has to deliver food, Lindsay Ellis has to stop being a person, and NFTs have to have a tv show on Apple TV. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the s…
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Case File 241 with Drink a Beer and Play a Game
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Drink a Beer and Play a Game is BACK on the show where we drink a malört and record a podcast. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we start a petition to end all petitions, unhitch the trailer for I guess movie and video game trailers, ban prominent twitch streamers for using the word cr*cker, and bring Stan Lee back from the dead to …
The Bone is back. Ken Bone returns to Thought Cops. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes After listening back to our very first episode recently, and realizing that Ken Bone was our VERY first topic on the show- you know we had to do it to em, we had to have Ken Bone back! And if you like this episode, as Ken requested, please consider donating …
This week, Jab50Yen of Funny Rave, Youtube Thumbnails, Community Manager of The Living Tombstone, as well as Twitter, Youtube, and Bandcamp, joins the Thought Cops for a fresh winter episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we get "At" Jack Dorsey to resign from Twitter, invest money we would've spent on a house on a new NFT cart…
We go where no podcast has gone before (probably): back, to the past. That's right folks, we're listening to our very first episode, grinning and bearing our way through it, with lots of commentary and laughs along the way. This one's gonna be a liiiittle bit different, methinks! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes February 2017: The Year Of Ou…
Zwick is back on the show, so, apologies ahead of time. Hey look, we're all wearing visors. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, just like the Queen, we enter a new phase. Phase 2. Also, Brass Against pisses directly onto a fan, the Staples Center becomes the Cash 4 Gold Arena, and Sesame Street is disinvited from CPAC. Not again! Joi…
G'day, this week Lakembra from the Hard Men Working Hard joins us for another fantastic episode of Thought Cops Down Under. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Youtube takes away thumbs downing videos, U.S. Representative Paul Gosar posts cringe, and Ted Cruz fights with Big Bird to see who has a bigger hand up their ass. Join the Th…
This week Doplex of the First Podcast and the Beef Boys joins the Thought Cops to "accidentally" have our green squirtguns go off on your pet Lazy Lion. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we uncover the internet's plot to destroy Chris Pratt's reputation after he's been cast as the new voice of Garfield. He's doing everything he can …
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Case File 234 with Alex and Jenni of Be Nice to Me Productions
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Be nice to them, Alex and Jenni of Be Nice To Me Productions join the boys for a new episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we quit via text for the whole world to see, dive further into Facebook's metaverse, and take climate change advice from a bunch of frickin' dinosaurs. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show o…
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Case File 233 with Jonathan Shannon
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Turn your volume up so it bothers your neighbors, Jonathan Shannon is on this week to help police these mean internet streets. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Bill Maher is trending again for who cares, a teacher does an insane racist dance to teach kids math, Harambe is back again and it's about time too, TikTok is giving teenag…
Everyone's favorite neighborhood Goth is back, Niko joins us for a new episode in Neochicago. Make sure to listen to DarkSyde Jills. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we find out who the zodiac killer is, help answer Demi Lovato's call to the PC Police when people refer to Extra Terrestrials as "Aliens," give a binky to a Barstool …
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Accountability, Relationships, and Wellness with Adam Hindley of A-Game Consultancy
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Adam is 1/3 of A-Game Consultancy, where both of his business partners are also called Adam (no kidding). They help individuals and businesses improve mental, physical, and internal health. Show notes: Adam's background is physiotherapy and personal training He's teamed up with two other Adams, a nutritionist and life & habit coach They keep client…
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Case File 231 with Slime da Garbage Mane
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It's garbage day (we've probably made this joke already) as Slime da Garbage Mane returns once again to our fine program! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we almost lost facebook and instagram- kinda? Or not really? Who the fuck knows. We do a deep and dangerous dive into the whole NFT thing and "Lazy Lions" because it's the respon…
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Case File 230 with Anders Lee of Pod America
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It's not Pod Bless America, it's Anders Lee from Pod Damn America, this week on Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week Anders helps us bid on Lindsay Lohan's Furry NFT, helps Senator Blumenthal put an end to finsta, helps Kyrsten Sinema girlboss too close to the sun, and we accidentally teach him who Nikocado Avocado is. So…
This week Adam Gilbert joins us for an episode at the Thought Cops Exchange: in NeoChicago. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we talk with A̶l̶b̶u̶m̶ Adam about opening for Doug Stanhope, getting vaccinated thanks to Stewie Griffin, and casting for the Mario movie. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Joi…
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Recruiting the Right Talent for a Distributed Team and Coworking Sessions Feat. Kevin Garber of Ukufu
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Allan chats with Kevin Garber of Ukufu, an app that simplifies content and notes. Show notes: Ukufu is about 2 years old and has mostly been a Hybrid Team that gets together 2x per week All of their processes have been setup for a distributed-first configuration They plugged in a little bit of in-office interactions to build team rapport With COVID…
Josh, Also Known As Sleepscience, finally joins us on an episode of the main show that isn't hidden behind a paywall! He's also helped us at numerous points with our videos, live shows, and streams. Make sure to check out his other podcasts like Untwisted and Consoomer Reports. Who knows- you might hear some familiar faces! Support the show on Patr…
Updated and upgraded, this week we're introducing Thought Cops version 3.0 with a new studio and a new outlook. Featuring no guest this week, just the boys in blue, classic edition. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we regroup and refocus the show in the new studio, and hey check out this view. We finally arrest James Corden, and h…
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Case File 226 LIVE with Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman
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Podzooky's own Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman join us on-stage for a live show at the Lincoln Lodge! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/rVakhimKRrU Field Notes Some real good stories this week. Well, that depends on your definition of good, and your preferred level of irony. Following the rush of Smash Bros-style videogame crossovers, …
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Retaining Remote Team Members and Keeping Large-Scale Clients Happy feat. Owen Lansbury of PreviousNext
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Allan of RemoteCompass chats with Owen Lansbury, Co-Founder & Chair of PreviousNext. Founded in 2009, the company has been building large-scale Drupal websites for high-profile clients in Australia. Notes: Owen has been into remote work for many years. He started his business living in a remote area using solar power and satellite internet. This di…
We enter K-Hole with Merritt K of Fanbyte this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we are definitely being spied on by our Amazon Echo device that we voluntarily keep in the room with us. We apply some much-needed soyface cleaning lotion to tiktok for trying to lecture us on numerous, meaningless topics. OnlyFans policies get se…
Doug Lussenhop AKA DJ Douggpound joins the Thought Cops for an exciting new "jestermaxxed" episode this week! We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/Ub9WuJje_1A Field Notes Doug helps the boys Un-Italian Anthony Cuomo, bathe all the filthy…
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Case File 223 with Andrew Shankland
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Andrew Shankland is back this week for a fresh new episode of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/I3u86z1X3d0 Field Notes Here it is, your black pill of the day. This week the boys keep The Offspring separated, unruly Frontier airline passengers, and the newest chapter in the Chris-Chan book that we all had wished stayed clos…
We are what we pretend to be, Kelgore Trout pretends to be an internet police with us this week on Thought Cops! Make sure to check out her Youtube channel! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/RzJUvlc1jhQ Field Notes This week, Kelgore joins the pretend cops to tackle Simone Biles Olympics discourse, the Chicago Party Aunt Netflix show, an…
Skylarky joins the boys for a colorful new episode of Thought Cops! Make sure to subscribe to her Twitch channel! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/OC-sFUWw1eo Field Notes This week, the Thought Cops and the trusty deputies tackle video game immortality, Ben and Jerry's doing internet terrorism, and Emilia Clark's awesome new comic book.…
This week Andrew Hilary of The Worst Week Yet podcast joins the boys in blue and trades in his ice cream scoop for a green squirt gun. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Ratio! This week we cover Twitter removing Fleets, the "Freedom Phone", and a new update on whether or not Chrissy Teigen is currently on Twitter. Spoiler alert: she's not. Al…
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Case File 219 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64
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Now loading... Garrett Hunter returns to the show to talk about Mega64 going on tour, his collaboration with Slime da Garbage Mane, working on two huge Evangelion videos, and a whole hell of a lot more-- it's simply not to be missed. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we go in on pimple popping videos and the media franchise that has…
Why's all the rum gone, you may be asking yourself. Well, have a seat on the bisexual couch and get Sparrow-pilled-- everything will be 100% clear when you listen to this episode with Chicago comedian Ian Erickson. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we're all in "the studio" together and we get personal as we reflect on our flop eras…
What's that? Free bonus content? Enjoy an episode of our Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros - on the house! We're taking a breather after last week's live show, so have a taste of a little something different this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes “Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 …
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Case File 217 LIVE with Aaron Klopfer
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Nature has healed- Thought Cops live shows are back! Our dear friend Aaron Klopfer joins us on-stage at the Lincoln Lodge to discuss some of the most pressing matters on the internet. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Batman doesn’t eat pussy, Jeffrey Toobin returns to television after a rather vulnerable moment on a zoom call, someone propos…
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Case File 216 with Keeby of Epic Gamer Comic
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Keeby, renouned author of Epic Gamer Comics joins us on this week's Thought Cops! Make sure to follow him on Newgrounds and also maybe Youtube. https://youtu.be/8XaDBcMXqY8 Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, deputy Keeby helps us take on the video game rumormill, joke ruiners, and pandering corporations. We also toss cuffs on Paddin…
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Case File 215 with Niko of DarkSyde Jills
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Niko from DarkSyde Jills joins us today for the first of many live video episodes of Thought Cops! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZmkhVPYZdk Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we use the long emoji squirtgun of the law against the Powerpuff Girls reboot script that was leaked, John Cena for calling Taiwan a country with Disney's f…
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Case File 214 with Luke Flip of Podzooky
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This week we’re joined by Luke Flip of Podzooky for a fresh, hot, ready to serve Thought Cops episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Luke helps us book people who don’t understand humor online, the extra dudes on James Rolfe’s youtube channel, and also the entire City of Chicago’s clerk’s office for not keeping better databases…