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Sex Talk With My Mom offers sex and relationship advice while exploring the hilarious dynamic between a sexually-liberated, "C.O.U.G.A.R." mom and her comedian son. With over 1 million downloads and having been featured on Esquire, Huffington Post, and TODAY, they are the best (albeit only) mom-son comedy duo talking about sex. On Thursdays they feature guests ranging from comedians and porn stars to their previous sexual partners. On Mondays they respond to listener comments and questions! ...
 
SEX! We’re all dying to talk about it, but how many of us actually do? In our opinion, not nearly enough of us. So we’re doing it for you! Momgasm is juicy conversations about reclaiming sensuality & pleasure in motherhood and beyond. Helping you navigate your sex life post babies, drop the shame, broaden your sexual & spiritual horizons, and gift you relatability in this crazy ride that is motherhood. Part storytelling, part sex ed, part comedy, hosts Lindsay Umlah and Sarah Cresswell make ...
 
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☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ After multiple requests from her fans, I have to teach my mom the definition of a Cleveland Steamer. 😞 Meanwhile, she has to deal with my transformation into a crypto-obsessed, boxing-watching, testosterone-fueled man. She gets drunk at Mother's Day, sings 70s music, and makes the mistake of asking another woman her age.…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Happy Mother's Day to all you sneaky mothers out there! To celebrate this glorious event, my mom answers all my questions related to her past and future hopes and dreams (most of which involve the Avett Brothers, Tik Tok, porn, and quaaludes). We also discuss the Spring Awakening that we're experiencing as people are get…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ In an attempt to harness my sexual energy, I've started to practice tantric seed retention. However, I'm not quite a master yet. Rather than experience the promised multiple, celestial full-body orgasms, I've experienced nightmarish, gaseous blue balls in my mons pubis. My mother has also been pumping her body with toxic…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Legendary sex therapist Dr. Ian Kerner (author of She Comes First) returns to unpack our sex lives. My mom shares a step-by-step description about her sex script. It's the most detail she has shared about her sex to date. 😬 Ian helps me brainstorm how to overcome my obstacles with regard to casual sex. We discuss who ten…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ The world reopening has got me all horned up. My mom and her bf suggest I have a series of one night stands. It seems to have also affected some punks at the pool who give mom the old "Come Hither" motion. Don't worry – she snubs them. My mom offers unrequested Tik Tok advice and I share some riveting information around …
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We're living in a digital world, so it's about time we update our virtual sex lives! This episode is chock full of hot, sexy cyber sex tips! I also got my first manicure this week, and my mother offers her bajillion, unrequested cents on the matter. My mom also tries to convince me to buy a puppy and have more sex in ord…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Some people go to the gym to work out. My mom goes to the gym to get off. We flew to Chicago to visit family. Along the way we encountered some not-so-friendly friends of the road. One picked a fight with me over the aisle seat and the other ate too many fritos. We also visited my grandparents who insisted that I need to…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mother has fallen for her Peloton instructor. Our body-builder friend, Yuriy, has fallen for a new sex doll. I have fallen victim to a baby’s doody. We chat about death, prenups, and snot. Climb aboard this freak train. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! SIMPATIC.US – Looking to spice up your sex life…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Someone wants to slime my mom's face. Are we on Nickelodeon? I watched the Grammy's and was very disappointed to not feel any arousal whatsoever. The tarot cards suggest my dick will stay limp for quite a while. I also get into some hot water with a security guard and his elbow greeting. Please support our show by suppor…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ So many ch-ch-changes! It's my birthday! I join a kink-friendly app. We put down our dog Gus Gus. 😿 And my mom posts a scandalous, thirst-trapping photo of me onto our Instagram. What a week this has been, and we'd like to celebrate the ups and downs with you!❣️ Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! OhMyG –…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ I met two lovely sisters at the pool. My mom is convinced that they are not sisters, but rather two ladies who make out with each other. My mom celebrates her 13th anniversary with Deez and shares with us the keys to a long-lasting relationship. They may or may not involve glory holes. Join us for a Patreon Zoom Party to…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ I lucked out and got vaccinated. Somehow the vaccine also made me girl crazy. My mom offers unsolicited advice on how I should online date in these unusual circumstances. She also shares about how a sneaky freak slid into her DMs with some serious standards. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! GREEN CHEF …
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Despite my mom saying that I bore her with my diatribes about breathing, we both agree that breath is the gateway to FBOs (FULL BODY ORGASMS!) In Mom's News, a South African man rids himself of a demon who demands sex every night. I am convinced I contracted a demon from "borrowing" a children's book from a community lib…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My grandma and her caregiver ROAST me. Then, a stranger tells me I look like Lin Manuel Miranda. These are not good things. My mom, on the other hand, receives a barrage of flirty text messages from her masseur...even while she's in a funeral. In this episode, we also discuss a man with an affinity for horses. Please sup…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mom has a piece of advice for you this Valentine's Day: DON'T BE BORING. To help you craft the perfect f*ckfest, we both offer our top three tips to spice things up. This wisdom applies to everyone – singles, couples, throuples, and beyond. Remember: There's no excuse for shitty sex. If you'd like to check out some of…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Do you turn yourself on? What exactly are you looking at when you jerk off in the mirror? This is a tidbit of the intellectual dialogue my mom and I share this week. Mom offers some ground-breaking news on a new Coronavirus test in China that is highly accurate and highly anal. I share a soulful Native American parable t…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Jon Gabrus, a comedian raised by wolves, comes on the show to deliver the highest octane sex talk we've had to date! This is no ordinary man. This is a man who bled when his cherry was popped; A man who broke into someone's house to steal his own used condoms; A man who isn't afraid to educate my mom and I on tossing sal…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Strap in for a spooky episode! We start by pulling tarot cards, which unfortunately show some ugly signs related to my mom’s and my present and future. What else is not pretty? Watching someone have sex on your dead relative’s gravesite. We discuss this popular phenomenon along with our experience seeing a medium who tal…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ It's official: Everyone, including Cam, is taking nude photos of themselves. KarenLee offers some must-do's for your next nude selfie shoot. (Note: This is not an invitation to send unsolicited dick pics.) We also discuss how our COVID pod might've been contaminated recently due to an unexpected My Little Pony sing-along…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Would you bone in the back of a police car? What about an Uber? My mom and I weigh the pros and cons to sex in public vehicles. We also discuss our New Year's resolutions and whether you need other people around to experience true happiness. We trip out on some breathwork!🌬 Here's a link to Mike Chang's Daily Flow that C…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We're leaving 2020 with a BANG! We share about our favorite episodes of the year, the silver linings we're bringing with us into 2021, and the crap we're saying BUH-BYE to from 2020. We talk wet dreams at the age of 31, eating food in the bathroom, and marrying sex dolls. HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU SNEAKY FREAKS!!! Please suppo…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Public Service Announcement: Do not use toothpaste as lube! This is just one of the pearls of wisdom that my mom shares with us this week. We also discuss how astrology is telling us that good things like sex are headed our way. I also share new findings about Attachment Theory that my mom considers "More boring than a f…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ It probably will not surprise you to hear that for the holidays my mom decided to give all our family members sex products. She spent the week learning about ayahuasca, while I was glued to the YouTube channel of my two favorite physical therapists. I also pulled out all the stops on my dating app and even signed up for …
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Looking for the perfect holiday gift to spice up the end of 2020? We've got you covered with our favorite sexual wellness devices and gift boxes from FemmeFunn, Satisfyer, and Like A Kitten. Use these links and promo codes to get our Sneaky Freak discounts! 20% off FemmeFunn – Use code "MOM" at FemmeFunn.com/Mom – Our Pi…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Ever had an egg laid inside of you by a splorch, a.k.a., a f*ckable alien tentacle? Well, you'll get to experience what it sounds like alongside my mother and me. We also discuss what is getting us out of the COVID blues, namely Tik Tok, a meditation retreat, and Bob & Brad. Please support our show by supporting our spon…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What's your fantasy? My mom brings in an extremely reputable study 😉 that explains the differences between what men and women fantasize about. My mom thinks these fantasies are amateur hour. I reach out to past flames. My mom schools the entire family about her favorite porn channels. We bring on special guest, "The O-Ma…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ STRAP IN! I got in the holiday spirit by getting high and trying to finger my own butthole. My mom is celebrating No Nuance November. If she was at all filtering herself before, she's definitely holding nothing back now. We argue about what we're grateful for and discuss the Pope's affinity for Insta-booty. This is a Gob…
 
This week we asked longtime listener and good friend Juanita Gallagher to sit down with us & share her story of supporting her son since he came out as Transgender. From the text that changed it all to navigating the medical system, learning to better advocate for her son, mourning the changing of his name & learning the ropes from binders to packe…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Watch out! I'm mad and itchy! Luckily my mom is here to distract and force me into watching TV, like the bad influence that she is. We share a story about a new low for someone blaming their farts on their dog. We also discuss whether a dude is f*cking his octopus. We hear listeners' reactions to my mom using her toothbr…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Sex, Death, Sh*t, and Meth! This episode has it all! Mom shares about her innovative first vibrator. I share how veggies have been affecting my bowels. We discuss a "Death Party" equipped with meth, rock 'n roll, and one final bone sesh. We answer listener questions about what someone should do if they want more or less …
 
What does a shitty week, Aries support group, sexual energy, rituals & a succubus have in common? This weeks conversation! It got wild and weird as we kicked things off talking about the scourge of social media censorship & the hardships of Lindsay’s past few weeks before leaping into Sarah’s experience in cultivating intimacy rituals with her Part…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We bring on a friend of the road who shares with us the key to flirting: Get into FLOW STATE. My mom claims that my Hinge dates do not qualify as dating. She also twerks for Biden on Tik Tok. A listener shares an EPIC story about bed bugs. I bore my mom with a chat on how to be happy. Please support our show by supportin…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ It's a miracle that you're listening to this podcast episode. Mom and I took an EPIC road trip to Big Sur, California. There were dangerous roads, excrement of all varieties, and fire. In a matter of hours, several of our deepest fears became a reality. There was also a lot of laughs. Buckle up for this ride! Please supp…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom used her Tik Tok prowess to discover (i.e. stalk) Tai Verdes, a young musician whose music has blown up the Internet. He's got the #4 most viral sound on Tik Tok and over 14 million streams on Spotify. Tai joins us to discuss what overnight success feels like and its effect on his dating life. He offers some motivati…
 
Happy Halloween Lovers! We decided to get extra spicy with the approaching holiday & dive deep into the world of erotica. Not just any old erotica though, spooky erotica! In this episode we take turns reading the juiciest stories we could find while sipping a bottle of wine, and kicking the show off sharing our honest thoughts on erotica as a means…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ In Mom's News, a writer for the New Yorker gets caught masturbating during a work Zoom call. We also discuss f*cking sheep to relieve the stress of final exams. I offer my thoughts related to the Buddhist precept of Wise Sexuality and my personal experience around chub rub. Hang on tight! Please support our show by suppo…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What is the best drugs to have sex on? My mom and I have VERY different takes, and I do not care that she thinks I'm boring. We discuss bishops desecrating an altar with their sex. We share the key for how to keep your sex life alive in a long-term relationship. We also talk about how to keep your dog alive. Please suppo…
 
This week we have a special episode, our very first guest submission with Haley MacPhee. We often think of marriages as ending in a happily ever after or disastrous divorce, a this or that narrative. But what might happen when you uncover your queerness in the midst of a heteronormative relationship with one of your best friends? This is Haley’s st…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ I'll be honest, sometimes I experience insecurity around my one-eyed monster. This is a pep talk featuring Cardi B to encourage all of you who experience shame around your cock or pussy! We also discuss strategies for getting in the mood, our major takeaways from podcasting about sex for five years, and how to cope with …
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ This week was full of excessive birthday wine, COVID scares, and seductive state ID pics. We respond to listener comments and questions about erotica, divorce, cougars, and dating apps. My mom insults my toes (in a loving way). Please VOTE! For more info visit: https://iwillvote.com/ Please support our show by supporting…
 
In this special Dadgasm episode, Sarah and Olly bring some levity to their usual Dadgasm topics (relationships, healing, trauma, etc) and instead opt for a whole episode about the importance of PLAY! Sarah and Olly discuss their recent "inner child play date" and the pursuit now as adults to remember HOW to play and when did we ever stop? The last …
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Move out of the way! After several viral Tik Toks, my mom is now a legend in the Philippines. We discuss getting caught having sex on a work zoom, our top tips for exercising your Kegel muscles, and how my grandma is convinced I won't get a girlfriend until I get a haircut. I was also stalked during a family dinner. Enjo…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Legendary stand-up comedian and lgbt activist, Margaret Cho, talks with us about being raised in a Korean-American family that owned an erotic bookstore! We discuss being a switch and how her parents didn't approve of her bisexuality. We also get into BDSM, polyamory, and hormone replacement. Don't miss this wild ride! P…
 
You folks seem to like it when we bring the Dads out to play, so this week Lindsay & Geoff sat down to deliver a juicy & unexpected episode. We spent the first 15 minutes trying to have a serious conversation that wasn’t going anywhere so we whipped out the games & got silly together. We played “Most Likely To” & “Never have I Ever” and possibly ou…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mother is under the impression that I am too sensitive to camp and scared of blood. She's wrong. Meanwhile, she's buying skimpy bathing suits in order to reach 10,000 followers on Tik Tok. One of our fav listeners calls in to tell us about her golden shower experience. We offer extensive advice on how to spice up the …
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ This is the pee pee episode! We talk about it in all sorts of settings and flavors – from Mom getting accused of peeing on someone's shoulders to Cam actually getting pissed on. We answer listener questions about nonconsensual golden showers and requests for our urine. Aside from pee, we discuss makeup sex, sex with your…
 
Have you ever wondered just what in the hell IS sex therapy?! Well wonder no more, we have the holy grail! In this weeks episode, we sat down with Dr. Natalie Rosen and answered our most burning questions, as well covering just what in the hell is it and who is it for? Spoiler alert, kinda for anyone and everyone who is experiencing sexual distress…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Nina Hartley tries to convince my mom to get into web camming. I catch a glimpse of life post COVID at a silent disco on the beach. We discuss massages and how everyone secretly desires that they becomes erotic. I learn that my penis is average sized! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want to des…
 
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom reviews Cardi B's "WAP" and hacks Tik Tok to gain thousands of followers. I broke Hinge and Bumble, and now I have to use our business accounts to get new dating apps. We take your questions about how to perform anal and our most embarrassing sex stories. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CARE/OF – …
 
In this episode we’re talking about how fucked up life has been for the last couple of months. From philosophical issues, existential crisis’ and vulnerability hangovers. We dive deep into this one and discuss righteousness rampant in social media, saviour complexes, how Lindsay is over fear-mongering, restorative justice and community support, can…
 
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