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Does my husband secretly want to share me with his friends, to let other men stick their cocks in me, fuck me? Was this something he desired but was too afraid to approach me with? The more I thought on this more my need for answers grew. I needed to find the answers. And how would I feel, if I learned he indeed wanted to share me with other men? C…
 
It's Christmas Eve, when people around the world are praying about miracles, standing under the mistletoe hoping for a kiss, and fantasizing about naughty debauchery while snug in our warm beds. So snuggle up dear listeners for a Christmas story about a sexual fantasy I've been thinking about for months. Will the holiday spirit be enough to make my…
 
This week I accompanied Snuggly Dave to his very first bisexual lifestyle party, and by 'bisexual', we mean EVERYONE is bisexual, including men! I talked to Dave before the party to find out what he was thinking about going into the party, I talked to one of the group hosts, Kevin, during the party and then after the party we break it all down for …
 
The damage was not extensive, but I cleaned it and made sure I spent lots of time with the rubbing alcohol before I put several bandage pads across the graze. I used strips of tape to fasten them across, and put the ends of the tape from one side of his cheek to the other. I felt slightly naughty as I parted his cheeks to make sure that the tape wa…
 
A single female that wanted to be initiated into the lifestyle contacted us through our SLS profile. Lauren was just out of a boyfriend relationship that had been her first real sexual experience. Her profile showed a beautiful girl, age 22, articulate and mature of thought. My husband and I exchanged emails and phone calls with her and agreed to s…
 
I washed her back with the luffa slowly, and methodically. I was careful to avoid anything she might not like. The last time I babysat, she had tasted me off David’s finger, and I had tasted her from between his legs, but we hadn’t touched. I began to lightly touch her with my bare hand while I used the luffa in my other. I slowly began to go farth…
 
I brought myself to orgasm 2 times this way, the second lasting almost twice as long as the first. As I was preparing for a third orgasm I heard something that made my blood turn cold. The front door had clearly opened, and then closed. A few seconds later, Janice came out to the back porch and told me they were home. It was dark, and she kept her …
 
I watched intently as the characters fucked doggie-style, but then noticed that Carol was breathing heavily. I glanced over to make sure she was okay, and suddenly realized that she was masturbating, with one hand up her top and the other in her shorts. She saw me looking and smiled. “Does this turn you on?” she queried. “Ummm…. well….. I’m not sur…
 
My sexy former guitar teacher invited me to her Labor Day party just recently. I was super excited. I've always had a crush on her her since my very first lesson but pretty much resigned myself to a few choice fantasies and hadn't even seen her in 9 months. Little did I know my best fantasy about this hottie was about to materialize!!! Catch us on …
 
After our meal I excused myself to the ladies room and the door had barely closed, when it flung back open to allow Jenna entrance. She said that the wine had gotten to her too and figured since women always go to the bathroom in twos, she'd join me. The wine had definitely gotten to me because I accepted her explanation at face value and continued…
 
I have been thinking about your problem. And to be honest our chat excited and aroused me. Straight out, I would like to try and help you. It is possible that you might overcome it by practicing with me. There would not be any pressure for you to be anxious about pleasing me. And I would love to show you some techniques that arouse women... (story …
 
Hey sexy friends! I went up to the July 4th Oz in AZ Party (Oz in AZ is a Phoenix-based group you can find on SLS.com) as a solitary, naughty unicorn and I'm sharing all the sexy details of what went down with you and Snuggly Dave! Later on, Dave told me all about the status of his secret affair with another volunteer at the animal shelter. Enjoy! …
 
I began to unbutton my blouse from the top down. After unbuttoning two buttons, for some unknown crazy reason I looked at Kay and asked her if she wanted to finish unbuttoning my blouse. I glanced over at John and he had the deer in the headlight look. He was as surprised as I was about what came out of my mouth. Without saying a word Kay took her …
 
My sexy friends B & K visited a lifestyle resort in southern California. Their stay was filled with lots of debauchery and surprises, and they're sharing their story with you! This place has been on my bucket list for years to go visit someday. Enjoy! Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son Enthusiastic consent is se…
 
The storm came in earlier than expected, and Carol ran toward her apartment beneath a torrent of heavy, freezing rain. She was relieved to have the week behind her and anticipated a boring weekend alone and mostly stuck inside. The forecast was for continued weather over the next two days. Two of her roommates, Brittney and Claire, had left earlier…
 
Looking through the window, I could see the two guys coming to do the job. One older lead man, and a young cute blonde guy, and I mean really cute. Watching them approach the garage, I continued to stare at the young blonde, thinking that “Wow, he is too cute to be working HVAC for very long”. He fits more the pool boy stereotype, I thought to myse…
 
Hey sexy listeners, I went to a party up in Phoenix knowing absolutely nobody, and came back with a great story to share with you! The hosts of the "OZ in AZ" group from SLS.com hosted a party back in May and I was able to interview them as the party was happening. Later in the show, I recounted with Dave all the dirty deeds I did as a... Very. Nau…
 
"I want to fool around with you, that's why I invited you over this afternoon. No, don't say anything yet. You see, Ali dear, my husband and I have taken a strong interest in you. We feel that not only are you about the loveliest girl in this whole town, but you also have tremendous potential of being one of the sexiest. It all depends on you, thou…
 
I felt warm, relaxed, and incredibly self-satisfied sitting in the hot tub, completely content to watch my beautiful bride's breasts swimming in the turbulent blue-lighted water. Sitting next to her was the fascinating twenty-four-year-old creature who had recently become a part of our lives. The words my wife had just articulated hung in the air f…
 
Hey unicorn friends, now that we're all vaccinated (or if you're not, I will assume that you're scheduled to get one ASAP) we can all get back to the business of shagging our friends. Last weekend I went down to the Sierra Vista Erotic XXXcitement Fiesta Party. Snuggly Dave decided to sit this one out to recuperate, so I was left to my own naughty …
 
Calling all STONER unicorns! Happy 420 (Celebrating all things cannabis) Day! Now that weed is legal for adult recreational use in Arizona, (adults 21+) Snuggly Dave and I discuss a whole lotta tips and tricks we've learned on how to live your best cannabis lifestyle right now. Did you know cannabis is GREAT for enhancing your sex life?! We got the…
 
Hey unicorn lovers! This week I sat down to take a look at my messages from SLS.com. I like to be spontaneous and read them for the first time as I'm recording for the show...definitely keeps it interesting! (duration: 42 minutes) Later in the show Snuggly Dave and I talked with the couple from episodes 148 & 149. There was some serious bi action g…
 
This week is an erotic story two-banger! In the first story, Ankita continually brings up sex in conversation with Sarah, my wife. She is a 30 year old who is a sexy woman in a sexless marriage. Dangerous. (courtesy of SLS.com, 40 minutes) In the second story, two couples go to the lake for a relaxing weekend which quickly turns naughty! We decided…
 
This week we're focusing on getting back to normal with more live coverage from the Open-Minded People's Party! I interviewed a couple of gal-pals about how they shared an erotic makeout session over a particular male body part we are quite fond of on this show. Later in the episode I talked to Snuggly Dave about my lifestyle dating adventures... O…
 
I don't know if it was a mid-life crisis or just turning 50 that kicked my mind into overdrive, especially about sex. Catherine was only the second girl I had been with and I have never strayed our entire marriage. These feelings that I might have missed something kept growing inside me. I really love her and would never cheat on her. I know how mu…
 
I agreed to attend the women's seminar out of a feeling of obligation to a good friend. She had formed a company holding empowerment seminars for female corporate executives a year ago and this was the first retreat she had organized. I persuaded my company to pay for it because seven days at a health spa near New Mexico sounded good anyway. I hadn…
 
(story courtesy of SLS.com) Amy and Rob moved into our neighborhood several years ago. Amy and I became friends as soon as we met. Even though I had never felt an attraction to women, there was something about Amy that attracted me right from the start. The way she carries herself and acts seems to attract both men and women. She has a wholesome gi…
 
Behold ye most faire unicorn lovers, our hero, Snuggly Dave, readies his longsword and bravely enters the TEMPLE OF THE ANUS. Who knows what mysteries lurk beyond the dark gates of the sphincter! Shall a ravenous dragon swoop down and swallow our courageous adventurer or will Snuggly Dave rise to the occasion and pull his sword from the stone? List…
 
Hey unicorn friends! You know, I gotta be honest. I thought last week's WienerPalooza was a bit of a letdown when the two guys I invited over weren't as into each other as I'd hoped... But not to worry, because this week, Snuggly Dave reignites my fantasy with another potential sexy man-on-man encounter. For the past few weeks, he's been in contact…
 
Hello unicorn friends, and welcome the first annual (and perhaps last ever?!) WienerPalooza! As some of you might know, I am generally more into the ladies, but since we're fresh into a new year I figured it would be a great time to spice up my sex life with some new adventures. This week I decided to invite over a couple of single guys, Snuggly Da…
 
Hello unicorn lovers! 2021 is a new year with new resolutions, and this week's erotic story is about getting fit while also getting laid (story courtesy of SLS.com). I have always been vocal with Lisa about my fantasy of having a threesome with another woman. And she has always been equally as vocal with me, letting me know that it would never, eve…
 
Hey unicorn friends! This week is all about red-hot lesbian lovin'! One night we were up late studying for a test that we had the next day in the class that we shared. I was confused about a certain topic and asked her to come explain it to me. She got up and came and stood behind my chair where I was sitting at my desk. She leaned over and rested …
 
Hey unicorn friends, welcome to a brand-spankin' new year! This week is a continuation of Snuggly Dave's sexy saga at the animal shelter. (Spoiler alert! There's angst brewing, and this time it's not the animals who are in trouble!). I also share some sexy stories of my own. (duration 65 minutes) Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Gala Crash…
 
Hello unicorn lovers! We're ending this catastrophic year by checking off one last thing on our to-do list, the erotic story, "Extra Credit Assignment" (courtesy of SLS.com). Virginia gave us a brief idea of what we would hope to learn here. She paced the front of the room as she spoke, drawing my eyes to her legs, which appeared to be every bit as…
 
Hey unicorn friends, this week Snuggly Dave and I talk about our latest lifestyle dating adventures (90 minutes). Dave continues his secret affair with his co-volunteer at the animal shelter. He's going to give her a very special gift for Christmas: one of my used sex toys! But...Does she know it's not new? Later I share how I invited another singl…
 
Hello unicorn lovers! This week for about 45 minutes Snuggly Dave and I share our latest lifestyle-adventure news and other random sexy thoughts. After that is the erotic story, "Shakedown Cruise", courtesy of SLS.com. When Roy invited Harmon and me to join them for an overnight sailing trip on his boss's yacht, it sounded like a fun idea, but I al…
 
Hello Unicorn friends! This weekend Snuggly Dave shares all the naughty details about his latest tryst with his secret lover from the animal shelter (26 minutes). She's in desperate need of sexual release from a passionless marriage; volunteering has never been so full of debauchery! Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Girly Weekend Chapter 1…
 
Hello unicorn friends! This week Snuggly Dave and I give you a quick update (20 minutes) about what we've been up to for the last week. Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Some Rules Are Meant to be Broken". I took a moment to think about it. It was what we had ultimately wanted. We were willing to break our rules for certain couples. While w…
 
Hello unicorn friends! This week Snuggly Dave updates us on the latest salacious details of his secret affair with a co-volunteer at the animal shelter. After years in a passionless marriage, she's dying to get fucked and is secretly training herself to take all of Dave's throbbing rod. Will this latest clandestine encounter be the one to finally f…
 
Hello unicorn friends and lovers! The first half of the show (70 minutes) is all about what's going on behind the scenes at the Unicorn Report. Dave still is trying to get it on with his co-volunteer at the animal shelter. When will their all-consuming lust be consummated? I also have lots of lady-action updates to share! The second half of the sho…
 
A couple in their mid-forties decides to go for a breast augmentation to enhance their already incredible sex life. The wife is surprised at how turned on she feels when the doctor squeezes her new voluptuous breasts. With new fantasies at hand, this devious duo plots to seduce their young pool boy into playing with her delicious boobies as well. W…
 
Hello sexy unicorn friends! At the top of the show, Snuggly Dave shares another update about his super-secret affair with the lady from the animal shelter. Her pussy was neglected for years in a passionless marriage. Now that she can finally get her release, she's having trouble with penetration, even though that is what she most desperately desire…
 
Hello unicorn lovers! The first 35 minutes of the show is Dave's update on his secret affair with the lady from the animal shelter. She's stuck in a passionless marriage and climbing the walls for sex. Will her secret tryst quench her lustful thirst for naughty pleasures? Find out! Later in the episode is an erotic story from SLS.com, "Lessons". Ke…
 
At the top of the show I'll catch you up on all my sexy messages from SLS.com for about 15 minutes, then..an erotic story from SLS.com, "The Dressing Room Pt 1": "I turned toward the front of the booth to use the mirror and there she was in the booth across from me. I froze, she was standing there with her top off and displaying the most beautiful …
 
Hey secret unicorn lovers! At the top of the show I check my messages from SLS.com and see who wants to hook up with me this week. Should I hit or shit it? Tune in to find out! Later in the episode Dave gives us an update on his secret affair with the senior citizen lady from the animal shelter. Somebody better get neutered cuz this shit's getting …
 
Hello unicorn friends and lovers! The first 30 minutes of the show I go through my messages on SLS.com and share with the listeners if I give the people who hit me up a 'Yay' or 'Nay' (keep or delete). There's always a surprise lurking just around the corner, and this time was no different! Later in the show is an erotic story (courtesy of SLS.com)…
 
Hello unicorn lovers! At the top of the show I go through my messages from SLS.com (lifestyle dating site) and read some of the profiles from sexy lifestylers who want to hook up with a unicorn. Later in the show Dave gives us an update (per a request from a fan!) on his love life. A woman he volunteers with at the animal shelter has been pent up i…
 
Hey friends, this week I decided to finally check some of those messages from SLS I’ve been putting off for a while because of the pandemic. That’s about a half hour, then it’s onto an erotic story from SLS.com, “The First Party”. Brian and Jenny were a happy couple but had a few unfulfilled sexual fantasies. When they decided to spice up their sex…
 
This week love is in the air at a sexy bachelor/bachelorette party! I talked to some of my friends about how they viewed love and marriage in the lifestyle. Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Bringing Home the Boss" in honor of Labor Day (courtesy of SLS.com). Leslie is an unhappy workaholic married to a man addicted to cable TV. When Leslie…
 
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