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Bryan Rucker and guests watch all the old movies reviewed in the classic gay film guide High Camp.
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We discuss Gwyneth's appearance on the Today show, cult food items, gay bachelors, drug legalization, cast iron enamel, inappropriate Mother's Day gifts and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We welcome writer, director, actor, and now fight-trained action hero Bob Odenkirk to the show for a strut down the promenade of life. Bob tells us about everything from the early days to yesterday, the genesis of his new film Nobody, and his favorite chicken pot pie recipe, of course. Bon appétit.By Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Bob Odenkirk, Sean Hayes
Bryan continues his sugar detox, Aggie zaps her face and Apple makes her Goop debut. Plus the NYC mayoral race, Goopglow Glow Lotion, spring archetypes, Jenna Lyons, vibrators, sun hats and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
The gents are thrilled to host their dear friend and boss on the pod this week: Mr. Ted Sarandos (Co-CEO and Chief Content Officer for Netflix). They talk shoppe, they talk turkey, and Will finallllly explains to the guys what "Netflix and chill" means. Ta-dum!By Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Ted Sarandos
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan review the long awaited restaurant concept from GP and the gals, Goop Kitchen.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We discuss Gwyneth's sunscreen fiasco and Bryan's Sweetkick journey, plus a case for laziness, a Seedlip pivot, Montecito madness and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
This week we take a wild ride through the brain of Mr. Stephen Colbert (host, comedian, pro skier). The gang examines Jason's 'pleasant hostility,' Stephen's Lord of the Rings memorabilia, and a few '100% true' stories.By Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Stephen Colbert
Bryan reviews "Int*itive F*sting", Orlando Bloom has a very normal morning and GP goes on the Kelly Clarkson Show. Plus, a $400 soup cleanse, closets full of diffusers, Caitlin's vinegar guide, Megan's new bath oil, 60 is the new 12 and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We are joined this week by Mr. W. Kamau Bell, television host and stand-up comic, and wicked smart dude. He tells us about the birds and the bees, when to teach your children new things, and his grand ideas for Ozark's next season.By SmartLess LLC
The exploding vagina candle story that won't end, ranking GP's exes, Aggie puts on her Fitbit, the importance of eye cream, spontaneous remission, Goop Kitchen's overqualified chef, Oura Ring madness, microgreens and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
The incredibly talented Brad Paisley shares his perfect blend of country and comedy while we all blush with a crush. "I'm takin' my baby out into this cornfield tonight"... is exactly how we felt after the interview too.By Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Brad Paisley
Gwyneth saves the restaurant industry with the opening of Goop Kitchen, a new delivery/takeout spot in Santa Monica. Bryan and Aggie go through the menu to figure out which salad they'll be driving 20 miles to taste next week. Plus Mark Hyman wants you to go "Pegan", price upon request bread, Jean's new face cream, Goop beefcake and more!…
George Clooney joins us this week for a hurricane of tears... of joy. Between his ridiculous horseplay and profound, prolific involvement in human rights issues and philanthropy, Clooney's got all bases covered. And he's definitely someone who you can trust with your cat.By Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, George Clooney
Goop revamps its website and creates a hub for "thoroughly researched health information" with the launch of Goop PhD. We also talk sleep solutions, dream journals, digestive aids, postbiotics, Pilates monsters, manufactured lip balm shortages and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
We are joined this week by the wonderful Awkwafina. She happens to be an expert on the 1999 filmic masterwork: 'Love Stinks' and we're proud to explore these issues in-depth with her (amongst other things). Listen folks, it's the first day of March and we're all super excited about it!By Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Awkwafina
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan recap all the hits and misses of their latest trip to Trader Joe's. For more info on how to support TJ's workers' fight to unionize, follow @TraderJoesUnion on Twitter.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
This week we talk sheet pan jambalaya, sugar resets, winter book recs, perfect makeup shades, Dr. J*n vs. "Dr" W*ll and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Included in the Time 100 as one of the hundred most influential people in the world, David Sinclair parachutes in to learn us some things. Dr. Sinclair is an award-winning Biologist, Professor of Genetics, and highly-regarded for his profound work in the Ageing & Anti-Ageing field. Listen folks, he’s reversed the age of an eye in a mouse and made t…
Post COVID Gwyneth's ketotarian regime, two sided vibrators, Reply All drama, relief packages, $1000 jeans, camo Birks, FODMAP elimination diets, bone broth add ins and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
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Billie Eilish and Finneas O’Connell are our esteemed first-time-ever Duo Guests in Podland, USA. Welcome to SmartLess, friends. Please keep all arms and limbs safely inside the vehicle and be sure to wear these neon protective goggles, conveniently referred to as Ocean Eyes.By Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Billie Eilish, Sean Hayes, Finneas O'Connell
We talk constructive feedback, monochromatic dressing, candle rituals, turkey meatballs, Soho restaurant chic, GP's #FreeBritney activism and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Female ice-skating protégé Judd Apatow flies-in to this week's podisode. Wait, hang on. Ok, we're learning now that he’s actually a director. And he also writes and produces and is a father and a husband and also a human being. Anyway, we're big fans of Mr. Apatow over here at Team-SmartLess, so we asked, listened, learned, and are currently consid…
We talk fake meat, social networking, viral food videos, Blythe's birthday, Valentine's Day gifts, Dr. Jen's war against Vagisil, Emily In Paris's Golden Globes noms, screentime mania and more! Plus, reviews of Chipotle's new cauliflower rice bowls and Miyoko's chive double cream cashew cheese. To get Bryan's recipe for Urumqi Tofu and Cauliflower …
Mr. Darius Rucker (singer, songwriter, inspiration) jumps into this week's episode with an apropos hand-held mic. From his Hootie & The Blowfish days and all the way through his current imprint on the country music scene, we giggle with Darius and learn from him... while Sean and Darius bond over their shared experiences with Kenny Rogers.…
This week we discuss dueling Alzheimer's remedies, minimalist parenting, financial planning, bran muffins in bulk, Megan's country home, closet refreshes and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan dissect the highs and lows, the strange and surreal, the delicious and disgusting of everybody's favorite pirate themed grocery store.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
The gang takes a journey through the mind of Sam Harris. Sam is a neuroscientist and philosopher who writes and lectures around the world. He is also a teacher of meditation through his app "Waking Up," as well as host of his podcast "Making Sense." Make sure to stretch your brain both before and after listening, and stay hydrated.…
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A British woman allegedly almost burns her house down after lighting a Goop candle and we're not sure we believe her story. We also talk Intuitive Fasting, Twilight, 3 step detoxes that are really 10 step detoxes, snow staycations, herbal teas, mental health apps and more! If you want to sign up for Bryan's new FREE weekly newsletter, go to ruckerb…
The exquisite and incomparable Julia Louis-Dreyfus joins us this week on the show. Recipient of the Kennedy Center's Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, Julia has won more Emmy awards than any other human being. We live and we learn; we laugh and we cry... and we pitch Julia a new podcast idea.By Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sean Hayes
Gwyneth eats dumplings al fresco, Elise recouperates, and a certain thirsty gynecologist joins TikTok. We also discuss 5 minute masturbation, alt-right paleo culture, terrible teachers, 80 year old movie spoilers, the best vegan butter, neoliberal toothbrushes, and Bryan predicts the next It veggie.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Bryan Cranston, aka 'the man with two fake-fingers,' joins us this week for some jolification on the pod. An unbelievable talent on-screen and behind the camera, Bryan talks about his early life growing-up, his colorful journeys through Hollywood, and he even gives us a taste of his Vince Gilligan impression.…
Goop releases their annual detox, but this time it's totally casual! Do it or don't. We both chose don't. We also are treated to a brand new GOOPGENES face oil, a tenuous link between COVID and Chronic Lyme, expensive ways to form good habits, dewy New Year's resolutions, Bruce Paltrow's famous pancakes and more!…
Strap on / strap in for one of the funniest men in all the land, Martin Short. He joins us this week to start-off the year with billowy laughs, his own true-Hollywood-stories, the “Nine Categories” he lives by, and of course some psychological self-analysis. Because why not – it’s SmartLess, and we go deep.…
Aggie and Bryan go to the vaults and unlock a Patreon episode, where we recap the inaugural In Goop Health Virtual Summit. Go to patreon.com/goopyourself to hear more bonus content. Happy New Year!!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Megan Rapinoe (professional soccer player / international warrior) kicks-off the week on another wonderful pod with the fellas, and a final toast to 2020. Cheers to a beautiful new year, fam.By Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Megan Rapinoe
The electrical & incredible James Corden joins us this week for a true gentlemens' sit-down and a journey through the brain of a real talent, who's usually on the other side of the interview. Happy Holidays from the whole SmartLess gang!By James Corden, Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself We review the Goop-sceptical limited series J*nsplaining (now streaming on Amazon Prime) and break down Dr. G's long running feud with Marianne, now featuring Bette Midler!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Goop debuts a lip balm and a pair of wildly inappropriate gift boxes. We also discuss Hanukkah dinners, winter archetypes, canned cocktails, cashmere socks and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
The great Mr. Ron Howard joins us this week on the wonderpod. (Let us not forget his wildly formative films like Willow, Cocoon, Splash, A Beautiful Mind, and most recently: Hillbilly Elegy). The gang talk shoppe, they talk life; it’s an arresting conversation.By Will Arnett, Ron Howard, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes
We talk reducing waste, the myth of "self care," the diabolical Oura Ring, clean mascara, refillable body wash, and more - plus reviews of Goop Fair Trade Specialty Coffee and GOOPGENES Nourishing Repair Body Butter.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
His name is Ricky Gervais. He likes a crisp IPA, a ripe international spy thriller, and he also happens to care deeply about humanity. Welcome to another wild & crazy episode of SmartLess.By Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Ricky Gervais, Sean Hayes
This week we review Goop's Thanksgiving herby roast chicken, break down Glenn Close's bitter tirade, congratulate Megan on her big news, discuss Bon Appetit's latest recipe catastrophe, preview Jenna Lyons' reality show and more!By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
The pod gets electric when surprise guest Sarah Silverman flies in to shock the guys with her charm, sass, and funny-bone. A stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and host of The Sarah Silverman Podcast, Sarah gets down and dirty with the guys, and Will gets a rapid Covid test.By Sarah Silverman, Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes
We got this guy on the show. Forgetting his name, but we think he was in the Beatles. It's Paul something. New album coming December 18th. Let us introduce you to this modest newcomer on the scene.By Will Arnett, Test Pattern Media, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Paul McCartney
Gwyneth's childhood home is on the market, Isabella Rossellini's daughter moves to the country, and we're all switching out turkey for chicken this year. We also talk skin microbiomes, Gerda's pelvic floor advice, third gen nepotism, Anthropologie, clothing ruts, Staub tea kettles, The Crown and more!…
In this tasty episode of the pod, we bring in Mr. David Chang to have a seat at the table and indulge in a line of questioning by our gang of idiots. As one of the most important chefs and restaurateurs alive today (and he doesn't care), Dave educates the gents on food & the restaurant industry, being a dad, his early days as a golfer, and other ju…
Gwyneth drives to WeHo, Goop is (probably) not in financial trouble, and everyone's planning their fabulous Zoomsgivings. We also talk about the world's douchiest private island, the youngest looking 50-year-old, vegan cheese, Mormon Housewives, submitting to Marianne's version of Jesus, comfort food, $50 shampoo and GP's new morning routine.…
This week we have a very serious guest to talk about very serious things; a true gentleman who will walk you to your car and clean your windshield if you ask to take a selfie with him. You guessed it: Sir Conan O’Brien. He discusses the collapse of the shelf of his hair and how he’s dealt with the trauma since, his resting heart-rate of a hummingbi…
Aggie and Bryan dissect the best, worst and most ridiculous gifts in goop's epic 2020 holiday guide.By Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt
Brendan Shanahan skates on in for this barnburner of an episode. “Shanny” is a former pro ice hockey player and Hall of Famer who currently serves as the President of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Having won the three most prominent team titles in ice hockey (an Olympic gold medal, a World Championship, and a Stanley Cup) he is a member of the elite “Tr…
