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Derek breaks down everything you need to know about your sports betting. He gives you the week's matchups, his own game picks, line movement, and all the info you'll need to make smart bets.
Wives giving all affection to kids and none to husband, attractive woman sells farts in a jar, woman doesn't allow husband to communicate in any way with other women as well as more has strict rules, and more!
Should bratty disrespectful kids get Christmas presents, Man-Shaming, Letting kids make a mess at a restaurant, and more!
Derek does it again!!! going 3-2 and improving to 36-24 on the season!!! 9 of 12 weeks this podcast has went 3-2 or better. The King is starting to separate himself for the pack
Derek is back for week 12. The legend went an incredible 4-1 last week and is now 33-22 on the season picking 60%!!!!!! Find out where his money is this week as well as a Thanksgiving Parlay!
Woman who cheats on her man offers him 10 GRAND not to leave her. Would you take the money?
$10K to forgive cheating, Women wanting feminine men, Big boob struggles, Watching movies on the toilet, and more!
Check out the 5 games Derek is betting on this weekend in the NFL. His Season record is 29-21!
A recent article stated that men who work blue-collar jobs have less bedroom action than those with other types of jobs. Blue-collar callers call in to verify or debunk the article.
Cheating Forward, Barstool's Top Ten Female Singers causes outrage, Being "pocketed" by your partner on social media, A dating expert's tips to resist cheating, and more!
Some parents regret the name they gave their child because they now feel like it’s a “skanky” or “sleazy” name. What names do you think fall into these categories?
Wife was Given 3 Strikes But Still Not Out, Couple's Not Saying "I Love You" Anymore, Regretting Child's "Skanky" or "Sleazy" Name, and more!
They say “The Best Way to Get Over Someone is to Get Under Someone”. Is that true? Does jumping in bed with someone after a breakup help you get over that failed relationship?
Sex for Chores, Sleeping with Someone to Get Over an Ex, Guys Wanting to Upgrade, and more!
Slang that needs to go away!!!
Dads always to blame, Annoying Slang, Woman says no shot with normal car, Guys faking it in bedroom, and more.
Derek recaps another winning week in the NFL!!! That's 7/10 weeks where he has been above .500. It's time to start realizing that maybe he actually is better than most!
Woman who's over 6ft tall reveals people don't believe she and her 5ft 5in fiancé are a couple, and they are happy together despite height. Are short guys better partners than tall guys?
Women getting "blue balls", Men no longer picking up the tab on dates, Classy or trashy sex lives, Ladies choosing short guys over tall guys, and more!
Derek is bringing his 26-19 record into week 10. Very pivotal week in defining how the rest of his season goes. Can he continue his NFL domination???
A guy tells his partner that she shouldn't host girls' nights because he thinks they're sexist! Instead, he suggests that he and his buddies should be able to tag along.
Pillow Princesses & Starfish, Going out without your partner, Can just one man satisfy a woman, and more!!
Man is upset because his ex calls herself a “single mom” even though he has visitation and pays child support! Is he right to be upset or is he being a big baby?
Cheat proofing relationships, The "Single Mom" title, Date Weight, and more.
Woman says she actually loves and treats her dogs better than her step kids. She believes she’s doing nothing wrong, and her step kids are to blame.
Relationship Wreckers, Do men or women complain more, Loving your dog more than your step-kids, and more.
Should you have to give up visitation of a pet you had with an ex when you get in a new relationship?
Derek recaps his 3-2 weekend. One of the few professinals to pull a profit this week. Derek also recaps the Cowboys game and how much stock he's putting into this weeks game. Messages and he gives out a rare MNF bet!
Dog sleeping in bed with you, Astroworld tragedy, Fun trivia, Making someone dump their pet with an ex, and more!
Woman says ugly guys make better partners because hot guys will cheat.
Unattractive men are better, Streaming porn on your TV, Men need to be mothered, and more!
Are men more emotionally vested in relationships than women? The debate gets heated as callers argue with an angry female caller who not only says men are NOT more emotionally vested, but they are also “idiots”!
Single women targeting married men, Men more emotionally invested than women, Choosing pet over partner, and more!!
Derek looking to build on a 3-2 record last week. 23-17 overall. Check out who he's betting on this week in the NFL.
Article explains how women like to be seduced, and it’s not by groping as many guys think…or is it? We hear from women on both sides of the debate.
Dad's "dirty" discipline, Cheating before marriage, Wife helps husband get promotions at work, Seduction or groped, Boobs speak, and more!
Waitress says that restaurants seat lesser attractive people in the back because they want attractive people in the front and near windows to give the restaurant better appeal. Though kind of mean-spirited, some people agree with this tactic.
The Modern Rules of Dating, Cheating within a happy marriage, Women want a vanilla or kinky guy, Ugly people seated in the back of the restaurant, Better on weed, and more
Mom gets banned from volunteering at kid's school because of her Only Fans. Now she's suing the school for a million dollars.
Meeting spouse online, Homeroom mom or Only Fans mom, are ghosts real, and more.
Derek recaps his winning week in the NFL and also discusses why The Cowboys are the best team in the league and who should be the head coach next year!
When married men "Like" women's photos on social media, is it innocent or are they trying to hook-up?
Derek attempts to bounce back from a rare losing week. 20-15 on the year! He's got some heaters this week and looks to go 5-0!
Small wiener protests, Marriage boredom, Liking sexy photos on social media means you want to hook up, and more!!
Mothers debate whether or not it's ok to Photoshop imperfections from kids' school pics
Photoshopping kid's school pics, Ex ratting you out for cheating, Boob injuries, Green flags, and more!
Mom says she will not get her kids presents for Christmas, Instead, she will use the $700 she saves on family outings throughout the next year. Is she cold or is she doing the right thing?
Bachelorette party cheating, Presentless Christmas for kids, How to put a curse on a guys penis, Fart pillows, and more!
Woman is slammed after she posted a photo of her doing a sexy pose next her her father's open casket.
Foods your like that most find disgusting, Daughter takes sexy photo at father's funeral, Best & worst 2021 movies, and more!
Caller says she's a hot stay-at-home mom, and is entitled as much of an allowance as she wants.