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Mista Garland what you waiting for? What's taking you so damn long? He's a mobster and a traitor Everybody knows what he did wrong Garland Go Go Go Dude your moving too slow Go Garland Go Go Go Why pick out only small potatoes Get that big fat rat in the toxic stew Stick a fork in that thing before he explodes You have all you need to prosecute Gar…
 
FreedumCopyright 2021 John Lopker. All Rights Reserved.We want our freedumTo hell with societyWe are AmericanWe need to be freeFree to live our fantasyFree to believe conspiracyFree to reject expert opinionFree to follow superstitionFree to dwell in fear and hateFree to terrorize the civilized stateFree to resist enlightened changesFree to return t…
 
You fantasize that you have two livesAnother life after you dieBut your second life begins on that day you realizeYou only have one life to liveWear a good mask, get yourself vaxxedDon't breathe other peoples' airCOVID floats like second-hand smokeThat's not something you want to shareVentilate your workplace, ventilate your homeOpen up your window…
 
Oh God, I didn't know it was loaded!Said the guy in the splattered shirtRight after the bullet explodedAnd the blood began to spurtOh Momma, I didn't know it was loaded!Said the toddler in the shopping cartRight after the bullet explodedTwo inches from her heartCold gun killers pull the triggersOf hot guns everydayCold gun killers pull the triggers…
 
Nice to meet you Mr. PutinCan I offer you a coke?Only costs only ten millionPlease pardon my bad jokeMr. Sessions, Donald JuniorJared Kushner and IvankaIs Russia is just a rumorLike gambling in CasablancaShut it downShut it downSave the USASave the USAFrom that Crooked Putin ClownNice to meet you Mr. ManafortCan I offer you a drink?I got good Russi…
 
Jimmy works at your restaurantPreparing food for you He never washes his hands After going number two Jimmy's afraid of bathroom soap Washing hands is too experimentalThe research has a long way to go His body, His templeOh My God I love that dudeAnd his dirty little bathroom scamLet's go get some foodMade with Jimmy Jesus HandsJimmy's exempt from …
 
Don't ever tell me what to doDon't you dare tread on meI will do whatever I want toLive my life totally freeMe Me Me Me, my sweet libertyDon't talk to me about empathy Frankly, I don't give a damnMy feelings are all for meEverybody else is secondhandI look out for number oneThat's what I call freedumbMe Me Me Me Me Me MeMe Myself and IMe Me Me Me M…
 
Oh foul spirit childFoul spirit boyDo you remember when you smiledAt your new toy?Olly olly oxen freeThe game is over don't you see?Come out, come out wherever you areYou don't have to play anymoreOh foul spirit childFoul spirit girlRemember when you were beguiledBy the wonder of the world?Olly olly oxen freeThe game is over don't you see?Come out,…
 
Black and blue bottoms upBleeding from Master DonHis leather belt whipping usThat really turns him onNaked in our shacklesButt plugs in placeAwaiting master's paddleMar a Lago slavesRed rubber ball gags inserted, Sir!We will never speak against youPlastic wrap, if you preferWhatever you say, we will doWe have collars and corsets and chastity device…
 
Sometimes you go with the flowYou say yes when you could say noSometimes you follow the crowdYou stay quiet when you should get loudLoud like Brave Barbara LeeBarbara versus four hundred twentyGot loud for rationalityBrave Barbara Lee"Our country is in a state of mourningSome of us must say: Let's step back for a momentLet's just pause just for a m…
 
Twenty years in AfghanistanAnd we all got a T-ShirtOn the front it says: Did that just happen?And on the back it says: Was It Worth It?War is really unnecessaryYou never know who wonImpossible to spread democracyWith the barrel of a gunSoldiers killing each otherDoesn't fix a thingThe rich get richer waging warSoldiers die young and poorTwenty year…
 
There's a special place in HeavenFor the TrumpVangelicalSo said the holy manOn the day the angels fellIt's easy to get inJust sell your soul to himYou can buy it back anytimeBut you'll never own it againA special place in HeavenNext to Judas and JezebelFar away from JesusUnderneath the Trump HotelYou can take the stairwayOr ride the escalator downO…
 
They told us to Rest In PeaceSix feet under the grassNow we spend our eternitiesAccidental neighbors who have passedIf I could my friend I'd stretch my handTo hold yours and comfort youIf I could my friend I would standAnd hold you in the morning dewI want to hear you storyI want to get to know youThe moments of your gloryAnd the times you felt so …
 
Just in case I burn in the fireOr lose my god damn soulJust in case you don't hear my screamIn the bloody afterglowPlease pause a week or twoBefore you post your first "Oh, No!"It's all fate just another dayFading into tomorrowJust in case I drown in the wavesOr forget my keysPlease don't look too long for meIn the parking lotOr the god damn ocean …
 
Money don't make you happyWe hear that all the timeBut we never really knowUntil that last bell chimesMoney don't make you happyThere's nothing we can buyWe might still feel crappyUp until the day we dieAnd on that day, we might say"What the Hell was I thinking?"I got lots of stuffI bought lots of friendsBut now the Grim Reaper's winkingOh oh noWha…
 
Pour yourself a glass of wineLet me tell you the storyOf Trader Joe's a store so fineYou might say mandatoryHi Ho! Trader JoeFearless Flyer Joe CoulombeFather of the store we loveThank you, your awesome!It all started back in '58With Joe's LA Pronto MarketsTen more years we'd have to waitFor his plan to come to harvestJoe sailed the blue CaribbeanE…
 
You said that you loved meYou told me how you caredYou were everything I dreamedA dream I thought we sharedMust have been sleeping when I slept with youDidn't hear the lies lying next to youYou promised you'd stay trueThat I'm the only oneSo I wrapped myself around youAnd now we have a sonMust have been sleeping when I slept with youMust have close…
 
Once upon a time I lived in the burbsWith the love of my life and a daughter named MaryWe grew a green garden With veggies and herbsFinished dinner with a favorite old sherryOne late summer morning the fairy tale diedNow I'm all alone with no one to holdMy life was built on a bed of liesThat's what she said in the secret she toldI'm sorry, Mary my …
 
Have you called the Harvard HandymanWhatever you want I heard that he canHave your lights gone out are you feeling teary?He comes equipped with both practice and theoryWant talented hands and a good bottom line?Text 22-7 Oh! Oh! Oh! Nine!His Ivy League dreams fell through the cracksWorking in an office nearly broke his backNow he drives a truck to …
 
Robbers of the Rising SunTook everything but our soulNow we fight the revising oneThe grandson called ShinzoWe'll get your apology, Mr. MinisterNot by pity, not by forceNor by methods too sinisterYou sit upon karma's dark horseRobbers of the Rising SunDeny their brutal crimeThey can hide but not outrunThe light of truth we shineThe leaves are falli…
 
My Dear Dokdo, Geon Gon Gam RiWe sing a song for you todayMy Dear Dokdo, said the SkyIslands of Korea, lifting spirits highBlue or gray, clear or cloudyYour soul springs from our TaegukgiMy Dear Dokdo, said the EarthA Korean volcano gave you birthDay and night, dark or lightYour mother keeps you in her sightMy Dear Dokdo, said the MoonYour shores h…
 
One Day Soon | EmpathyCopyright John Lopker 2018. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS:One day soonI'm gonna choose To step into your shoesOne day soonI'll change my tuneFly from my cocoonOne day soonI'll rest my beliefsListen more than I speakOne day soonI'll think with your brainI'll feel your painOne day soonOne day soonOne day soonOne day soonI'll see w…
 
An old receipt from ten years agoFrom back then when we were newUnder the seat of our first carMade me think of youAn Instagram from five years beforeFrom that day we said "I Do"Buried in my i-PhoneMade me think of youYour earring lost one year agoFrom that night we loved so trueI found it Honey under our bedNext to an old forgotten shoeA strand of…
 
American Dream RIP | American Protest SongCopyright John Lopker 2012. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS:This one’s for the funeral of the late American DreamCause of death determined to be the Wall Street Machine This one’s for the family trying to make ends meetAnd the old man in the shadow living on the streetThis one’s for the weary and the workers on…
 
America is really greatExceptional we like to sayA shining city on top of the hillThe fantastic American wayThat's the story we like to tellThe amazing USA!"America is so great for us" The invaders to the native people"We took your land but don't worry""Your disease is probably lethal"America is awfully greatUnless you're wiped out by a plague"Amer…
 
Bitcoin Beanie Baby | Bubble SongCopyright 2021 John Lopker. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS:I got a bitcoin for my birthdayBut I don't know what to doMy bitcoin beanie babyReally isn't very cuteSome say she is the futureSome say she will die soonI may be a winner or a loserBut I will HODL her to the moon!She's worth a million dollarsShe's going up eve…
 
Crossing the street can take your lifeTo stay alive you need to seePut down your phone, use your eyesWatch your 9 o'clock and your 3If you're tap tap tapping or yap yap yappingDon't cross the street, Oh No!Tap tap tappers and yap yap yappersGet a tag tied on their toeCrosswalks are no guaranteeThat you will stay aliveZebra stripes are killing machi…
 
Teddy did a deal with the devilTeddy sold his soulTraded his stones for a pebbleNow Satan's in controlTeddy pretends to be crazyThat's just his stage disguiseHe's tricky and he's brainyWith evil in his eyesLucifer Cruz the beast from hellWorks the illusion works it wellWorks the MAGAMANIA ruseThe beast from hellLucifer CruzTeddy's wife is fuglyThat…
 
You want a hug?said the policeman to the jumperHigh up on that bridgeover cold green waterYou want a hug?Said the policeman to the jumperYou want a hug?I got one for you brother//// INSTRUMENTALYou want a hug?said the policeman to the jumperHigh up on that bridgeover cold green water//// INSTRUMENTALYou want a hug?Said the policeman to the jumperYo…
 
He drove a tank in World War IIonly 17, probably younger than youFought for freedom in the second world warmost of his friends have passed through the doorHe likes to say: "all will be well"never tells me what he can't tellWhen I ask him, "Dad, what happened?"He just says: "That will be then."Dad remembers all his friendsHe cries for each and all o…
 
Jumbo shrimp, common sense, United StatesBittersweet, going home, accidental primatesCruel kindness, sweet sorrow, proud humilityThe Sound of Silence, Sweet Tarts, almost exactlyUnderneath the midnight sun sits a blue kangarooA slow speed disaster for the quiet cockatooTrue lies, the longer half, all alone togetherThree Wise Men with frankincense, …
 
I look at you, you look at meWe only see what we want to seeThey look at us, we look at themSee only others to completely condemnI look into your big bright eyesPools of joy and beautiful skiesMountains and streams, dessert and rainWhipping cream and peppermint painPick a star in the nighttime skyPick a point, you and IHold on tight until we scream…
 
First man is above averageThe second guy thinks so tooThe third one is on stageWith a talent oh so trueFive and six look so fineIn their perfect suit and tieNobody knows what they doIn that office near the skyOne dozen men, Bohemian dreamsWorking all day for the Dunning machineOne dozen men, Bohemian dreamsSwimming all night in the Kruger streamNum…
 
Pay No Attention | Climate Change Word of GodCopyright John Lopker 2018. All Rights Reserved.Pay no attention to the man behind the curtainYou got too much pain and too much hurtinPay no attention, you got better things to doYou got bills to pay and dreams to pursueYou got to shop, collect, compete, and distractYou got to rearrange the cards that h…
 
Billion of galaxiesTrillions of starsAll that stuff so very very farAll alone in outer spaceAll alone one tiny human raceSpaceship EarthThe only one we gotSpaceship Earth is getting awfully hotNo Planet B, no magic domeNo country road gonna take us homeWe don't get no frequent flyer milesFor millions of climate change denialsSpaceship EarthThe only…
 
I see Jesus in my toastI see Elvis all the timeI like Fox abuse the mostAnd talk radio sicko slimeMy religion is the bestMy politics are just rightMy opinions quite correctMy conspiracies bonafideI coulda been really greatI coulda been a contenderBut I really hate to cogitateI'm a Fantasyland Dead EnderThe earth was made in seven daysSix thousand y…
 
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