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In this episode, that was supposed to come out last week, but Davey's a lazy POS... Davey basically yells at Bobby, because he's fat and feels inferior about not being as good looking. Also Davey is insecure about his tiny penis and feels the need to flex on people online because he's a keyboard warrior, well Zoom warrior in this case.…
 
In this episode the gang discusses... - Stevie schools us on how every 90's sitcom has an awkward dancing episode. - Davey has technical issues, and gets all grumbly as usual. - The gang discusses ideas to make our podcast better by being silly - Amanda explains our patented Bear Bags to Stevie - Amanda tells us that How to Die Alone has affected h…
 
It's a celebrity packed episode! We just discuss multiple celebrities for some reason and speculate on how horrible they are in real life - We discuss the Luis J Gomez and Kurt Metzger as they were at our home club - Matty knows way too much about cargo shorts - Matty remembers the time Todd Barry beat up a comic for sitting up front, and we do our…
 
The gangs all here! All 4 of us in 3 windows! This week we discuss a slew of topics including... - We corrupt Amanda with our middle school dark jokes we used to tell about babies - Amanda buys a questionable food item from the Blueberry Festival - We discuss Amanda's aggressive collection of "toys" - Matty shares a horrible NSFW dad joke - Davey d…
 
On this week's episode, the original 3 discuss a new form of Yoga that's going to eventually originate out of Texas, we also talk about... - We roast Matty about being a soldiers little drummer boy - We rewrite a classic piece of cinema "Gay Terminator" - Matty scheldules to get vacinated, he's a good boy! - Matty gets a new PS5 by hacking the plan…
 
This week we discuss how they're genetically engineering attack toasters that can fly! Also on this week's episode... - Stevie does his best Bill Gates Homicidal Kermit impression - We idiotically talk about Religions and their eating rules (we don't know anything) - We watch Ms Bart Simpson fool a kid hawking candy - Welsh Teacher gets in trouble …
 
On this episode the OG 3 are joined by the Amasianest Intern Amanda: - Davey discusses an odd dream he had - Amanda takes awful work photos, but her butcher ones came out great and that's more important - Stevie has an amazing weekend in standup, getting to bring up a special guest - Matty flirts with waitress and in turn flirts with a law - The ga…
 
- We get radical about stunt doubles that look nothing like the actor - Stevie serenades us with some New Orleans Jazz Originals - Matty wants to remake Joker with Louis Armstrong armed with a Trumpet - Stevie has 3 barrels of hot brass for you! - Davey gets out of breath from walking to the stage this past weekend - Stevie gets asked an awkward qu…
 
I mean, who honestly cares? This has been going way longer than it needed to, but we keep at it anyway. On this completely unnecessary episode of "How to Die Alone", 6 people will hear us: -Recap our exciting shows during COVID -Interrupt each other constantly -React to dumb news stories Stephen found -And plug shows you won't go to…
 
It's the 171st episode. That means there were 170 more episodes before this. Exciting. On this week's completely passable episode "How to Die Alone" podcast: -Seinfeld as a bee picks up his high school girl -Matt somehow gets respect for being on a podcast -People in Ocala give Stephen grief for wearing a mask -We try to make David to dance in the …
 
In Alaska, millennial bears eating ass are becoming a real problem. Beware the outhouse! Also, on this thrilling episode of "How to Die Alone" podcast: -Matty has been watching reruns of "The Amazing Race" -Stephen takes investment advice from his junk -David's dad roasts him over his lack of oral hygiene -Matt expects certain accents to have certa…
 
Apparently Cleavage Ohio Has Amazing Hills and How to Die Alone is here to free climb them by hand! Also in this adventurous episode of "How to Die Alone": - Amanda has a hard time eating bagels - We discuss the appealing sides of different breads - David wonders if ladies can order “Everything Semen” for In Vitro Fertilization - Stephen explains h…
 
One passionate group begets another as we go from Quran to Karen. And we're joined by MMA fighter turned stand-up comedian, Dylan Walker! Also in this week's thrilling installment of "How to Die Alone": -We talk about the TikTok hustle with Dylan -Geranium Smythe joins the podcast again -David and Matt don't respect sports teams with silly names -M…
 
The mark of the beast is injected into the hand of the upper body. Also on this week's thrilling installment of "How to Die Alone" -David doesn't wanna get killed by Steve Buscemi -Stephen confuses Steve Buscemi with Rob Schneider -Matt is a poor man's Fabio, despite not taking a goose to the face -Stephen gets the good word about the COVID vaccine…
 
When cars die, All Cars Go to Heaven! Also on this week's thrilling installment of "How to Die Alone": -We imagine Matt running up Machu Picchu -David wishes he brought his ping pong paddle to a brewery -Stephen and David do a show in the old "Back to the Future" courthouse -Stephen hits an unknown object and seriously messes up his car (now accept…
 
Celebrate 8 nights of Hanu-Cuck with Amanda and the boys! Also on this week's How to Die Alone: -Stephen reviews the best part of "The King of Staten Island" -Matt drops medical knowledge about recovering from traumatic injury -Amanda learns everything about Scientology from a documentary -Matt drinks a rose flavored Monster energy -Amanda and Matt…
 
Get you a bowl of Tos-Feet-Os Toe-Tilla Chips for this week's episode of How to Die Alone. On this week's episode: -David goes to get his feet done up at a salon -David would not use his car to stop crime -Stephen introduces us to nightmare bagels you can order online -Denmark launches a new kids show about a man with a magical.... well... just wat…
 
We're serving up 2 Fingers of Cold Brew in this week's episode! Also on "How to Die Alone" this week: -We shudder to think about what British people eat -We're joined by a mystery guest -The Guardian is yet another rag that attempts to take us down -David explains the plot of "Snowden" -Florida law enforcement agents raid a data scientist's house t…
 
They say it stood for Baines, but they SAW it stood for BIG! Lyndon B Johnson was the 36th President on paper, but number 1 on a ruler. Lyndon B Johnson named his big member "Jumbo" and wasn't shy about showing it off. - Amanda unboxes her KeyPort - We invent a new product called The Bear Bag - Pelican's have a different meaning in Pensacola - Aman…
 
We''re cooking up a bacon grease Air Wick with Johnny B, from "FTS with Johnny B" and "The Johnny B Show" from 102.5 the Bone in Tampa Bay. -Amanda is getting a free KeyPort Pivot as her Christmas bonus -Johnny B refuses to use a Fleshlight he got as a gift -Johnny B reinvents the Karen meme -We recount our failed merch idea for hats and shirts -Ma…
 
Otter's up north got sad penis bones and faces FULL of powder! What's Emmet Otter's wife going to do? If you know, you know! Also on this week's tantalizing traumatizing episode of "How to Die Alone": -Matt beats a woman... at every game they play together -We learn Amanda a thing or two about the female experience -Matt notices shocking similariti…
 
Davey plays "Air Ranch" in the new animated basketball comedy "Space Ham"! Also on this week's "How to Die Alone": -Matt Williams watches dogs in an aviation themed neighborhood -We review the amazing new (to us) invention, the KeyPort Pivot! -A plane lands on a brown bear mother in Alaska -Andrew Cuomo gets an Emmy nomination for his spectacular w…
 
This week, we're talking about the LatinX-Games! Get your longboard and your cranberry juice and go full TikTok superstar with us. Also on this episode: -David learns about plaque psoriasis in Matt learns what Jeep stands for -Stephen devises a new concept for an Italian coffeehouse -Matt beats David in a rousing game of darts -David hates the smel…
 
Get on the Mukbang Bus with us! On this episode: -Stephen isn't a Florida cracker, but a Maryland claw cracker -David and Matt bond over the award winning masterpiece cinema of "Varsity Blues" -We watch a TikTok furniture repair video that gets a little spicy -David introduces a US citizen/third world country exchange program -A Texas boy wins a mu…
 
We're talking about the Gentlemen's C-Word. Which C-word? The answer may shock you! On this episode: Matt Williams drops some Johnny Cash history on us Matt looks like Heat Miser from "A Year without Santa Claus" Amanda the intern learns about biker culture Amanda gets a COVID scare and has to keep her throat coated to avoid catching the corona Dav…
 
Are dinosaurs even real? The Fresh Queen of Bad Air doesn't think so! They're just a conspiracy from Big Science. On this week's episode of "How to Die Alone": -Stephen shows off some door handles designed to prevent suicide -We learn about a snack foood where you're supposed to just eat the whole dang bag -Shark Tank goes will for dog toilet paper…
 
On this week's episode: -David just wants to tell his story and winds up exhausted -Amanda introduces us to the Florida boot -We celebrate the marriage of airboats and snow -David educates us on Florida's historic logging industry -Stephen watches a true crime series where cameramen follow people committing crimes in real-time -Matt Williams helps …
 
On this week's episode of How to Die Alone - Episode 151 - Bundt Cake Baguettes: -We thank our YouTube audience for helping us get our own URL at 100 subscriptions -David tries to wrap his head around sub sandwich rings -Amanda gets out of the basement only to be sent to a resort -Matt Carter prefers drinking while on shrooms -Stephen presents ever…
 
On this week's episode, we're talking about sandal lickers! Also: Matt Williams fights his way through medical school with his emotional support keg Fraternities don't make pizza at all Stephen learns why Jimmy Johns is charging him an extra quarter We have maximum rage over the minimum wage We discuss the Trump poster that supports ALL troops Matt…
 
On this week's episode of the "How to Die Alone Podcast": -Matt Williams gets day drunk on Vizzy Hard Seltzers for his birthday. -Matt Carter works a show at an event center in Port Richey. -Stephen does a comedy show and notices a mysterious substance on his car. -Matt Williams and Amanda the intern go to a bowling alley, Matt dines on the shrimp,…
 
This week, we're talking with one of the funniest comedians in the midwest, Mike Baldwin! On this episode: -Matt Carter rocks a captain's hat -Emmys presenters in Hazmat suits -Amanda's germophobe friend is ready for the virus -Mike Baldwin was tricked by "Tiger King" -Carter explains how COVID can't get us if we can't see it -We reminisce about ho…
 
On this week's episode: -The Matts go to Disney World (not together) -Matty meets some characters while socially distanced -Matt Carter meets space Nazis while freaking out -Matty, Carter, and Stephen watched "Class Action Park" -Carter gets pulled over while go karting -Stephen finds a house with a tasteful mural on it. -We discover the majesty of…
 
On this week's episode: -Matt Williams receives a phantom paycheck -Stephen gets an adorable little bonus -We explore the history of the coindozer -Amanda finds a baby bird Uber story in the news and shares animal facts -Matt Williams learns how to break a dogtag and interrogate with Simpsons quotes -David shows off how deep the Nic Cage catalog go…
 
On this previously unreleased episode, David disappears and we mourn the loss of the bear, Amanda's favorite punk band is the Killers, a comic gets drafted at an open mic and another one sneaks in some 'gac, we discuss the terrifying tales of Chris D'Elia's DMs, David can't stand the first timers "it's my first time" standard joke, Stephen and Cart…
 
On this week's episode, we're talking about our love of spicy water, '90s bands headlining a bike festival, Stephen sees a casual pipe smoker in the wild, Matt William's mom keeps her mouth fresh with Dentyne Ice, Stephen's old roommate loves commercials, Matt Carter analyzes John Krasinski's oeuvre, Davey doesn't even feel like the smartest dart p…
 
On this week's episode, Matt Carter has the worst handyman come to fix his water closet, Post Malone has his own rosé, Stephen moonlights an HVAC repairman, Matt Williams's kitty cat makes a cameo, Stephen and Matty both used to foam up the lattes, Stephen loved the disaster of "Deadliest Catch", Stephen's handyman never needs to go to Bed Bath and…
 
This week, we're talking about elective thumb surgery, discussing our new weekly web video series Topical Depression, Matt Carter cooks his pants and opens a comedy barge, Matt Carter and David Wayne destroy the stigma of trailer living, Mike Tyson fights sharks to prove a point to himself, the Wahlbergs get diagnosed with a novel developmental dis…
 
On this week's episode, we're joined by the late Danny Smyth from the Abortion Twins! We're talking about all things punk rock, our pets, the dangers of performing live in the time of COVID, updated cookie names, how to smoke a brownie, and how the rumors of Danny's death are greatly exaggerated.By Stephen Henry, David Wayne, Matt Carter
 
We're pitching a hot new sitcom starring Matt Williams and Matt Carter, Stephen's car suffers a horrible fate, Matt Carter works on gains from energy drinks, Matt Williams gets inboxed about conspiracy theories, and we all turn old school hiphop into a memorial to a fallen hero.By Stephen Henry, David Wayne, Matt Williams
 
This week, from the Johnny B Show, we're talking with Johnny B! We're discussing barbecue, where to get the best Coke, the dangers of calling legumes by their name, Johnny pitches a mobile comedy show, and Johnny explains how Roger Stone should be in jail for fashion crimes alone.By Stephen Henry, David Wayne, Matt Williams
 
For our first video episode, we're trying to win a Peabody, Matt Williams chugs berries down his over muscled throat, Matt Carter becomes Jackson Galaxy and also has to save his pupper's life, Amanda gets mauled by her animals, Mr. Pickles has a vendetta against BICs pens, Stephen hates being on camera, and David won't let go of his newsboy hat.…
 
This week, Amanda the intern becomes a findom, David is hungover from hanging out with a big boy comic, we teach David about poppers and he comes up with his own smelling sauce, Matt Williams thinks mammals lay eggs, we're all up on some bad mic technique, we talk about going to amusement arcades for birthday parties, Stephen's cat tries to attack …
 
David's got a pretzel plate and he's reverse engineering Dr. Pepper, David and Amanda go on "Open Mike Live" (R.I.P.), Aerosmith reshoots the "Crazy" video, Amanda teaches us about Chinese drywall, David gets a spicy dose of reality in riot control, David and Carter plan to a trip to the disc golf links, Matt Williams is probably doing porn, and co…
 
There's an asteroid whizzing past earth and celebrities have to step up, Davey isn't impressed by the liberty bell, Philly is a grease trap, a general store owner stereotypes fishermen, the intern's cat has a powerful meow, we get heated debating boiled peanuts, Stephen disgusts an office by bringing in a vegan dish, Davey and Matt Carter have some…
 
Matt Williams gets lost on his stationary bike, we're talking dab bods, Stephen's ex's dog has a drinking problem and his new dog needs anxiety drugs, the intern practices dog law, Freddie Mercury is always a hop, skip, and a jump away, David and Matt Carter get back on the comedy horse, we're talking gats, and David loved Axl Rose in "Beverly Hill…
 
This week, we're talking about how snakes are inexpensive gerbil busy tubes, guinea pigs get politically correct, Matt Carter used to have mutton chops, Matt Williams and the intern go kayaking upstream, David blows out his knees trying to skank and starts his amateur wrasslin' career, Matty and the intern get tricked by a cooler, Davey learns why …
 
Matt Williams and the intern attempt to kayak and get prank'd, we discuss how Yoo Hoo isn't chocolate milk, Davey becomes a bonafide voice actor, Matt Carter goes ham on some corndogs, we talk about the rise and fall of Souplantation, Davey takes on the Olive Garden challenge, Matt Williams swallows a Peloton seat the hard way, Davey addresses his …
 
David joins a bluegrass band, Matt Williams quits his job within one barking mad shift, 4chan is a dating site for people no one should date, Stephen pitches a new patriotic toy, people get real comfortable saying Karen, a Daytona high school graduation demonstrates their drive, and David apparently doesn't care how Matt Carter's doing.…
 
Davey starts the episode by almost falling out of his chair, Matt Carter and Matt Williams debate Dunkaroo strategies, Stephen refuses an offer of an Italian scholarship, Davey realizes he looks like Dom DeLuise and also loves hitting frogs with mallets, we're talking about candy that got kids ready for drugs, Amanda hates apple sauce because that'…
 
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