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LET’S TALK ABOUT EX, BABY! AH CRAPPY RELATIONSHIPS, THE BANE OF OUR COLLECTIVE EXISTENCE. BUT WHAT DO WE LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES? Former relationship columnist Elizabeth Best and current all-round funny guy Tom Harris chat to guests about the couple fail stories we all like to recount over drinks (because let’s face it, sometimes we need booze to cope). Ghosts of Boyfriends past will take you on a journey through the funny, tragic, horrifying and sometimes just plain bonkers stories about th ...
 
A sceptic. A paranoiac. A criminal. A migrant. A hostage. Minola Theatre presents BEGOTTEN, a five-part audio drama by award-winning playwright Bianca Butler Reynolds. Join us each week as we meet five generations of women: Alice, Eileen, Clea, Hazel and Laoise. Hear a century of their stories, encompassing grief, war, sanity, loss and revenge. Listen as they grapple with powerful questions about heredity, and what is passed down family lines. Are we doomed to make the same mistakes our pare ...
 
Hello, and welcome to the Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality. This Audio Tour Guide is aware that this is your first visit to the museum! On behalf of the Museum: Welcome! It’s a pleasure to have you with us here today. The Audio Tour Guide will be your window into the history of the museum and its exhibits today. Please note, that if you notice your version of the Audio Tour Guide behaving oddly, kindly ensure that you dispose of your Audio Device in the nearest incinerat ...
 
Do you take great pleasure out of using large and obscure words that no one understands? Perhaps you enjoy peppering a strange adjective into a work email, or finding a new verb to pursue as a hobby? Or perhaps you’re a seasoned logophile such as myself. Well, this is surely the podcast for you. An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents brings together all the world’s most interesting, bizarre, and fascinating language to teach you a new word every day. On Monday, we discuss in ...
 
Michael Brandvold is a freelance music industry consultant based in Northern California. Having launched Michael Brandvold Marketing to leverage his years of experience to provide direction to large and small clients in the areas of online & social marketing as well as e-commerce and customer acquisition and retention. Gene Simmons of KISS first tapped Michael's skills as a pioneering online marketing strategist to launch and manage all aspects of Kissonline.com's multi-million dollar enterp ...
 
Each week, Organizing Expert, Julie Morgenstern and Diva Toolbox Chief Executive Diva, Janet Powers will discuss the tools and tips on organizing your home, business and your life! Julie Morgenstern, dubbed the “queen of putting people's lives in order” by USA Today, is an organizing and time management expert, business productivity consultant, and speaker. A New York Times bestselling author, Julie's five books are timeless reference guides that are insightful, reader-friendly and jam packe ...
 
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Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. Dream Theater's Jordan Rudess joins us this week to talk about how he has kept active over the last year and generated new revenue streams with Patreon, Cameo and Eligo. Jordan also talks about the new Liquid Tension Experiment album and how COVID was a big reason for the album.Visit: https://www.JordanRudess.…
 
Time to have your insanity read back to you Readers. It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners, and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. Get ready Readers, its a stories Minisode this week and today's episode was un-intentionally themed around break ups. Public, private, w…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. Ron Keel sits down to speak with us about how he succeeds on Patreon. We discuss how Ron balances creating content for Pateron vs content for all his social networks. Ron talks about how he creates a tribe for his fans and how he creates a special experience that relies on recognizing his fans.If you are using…
 
Season 3, Episode 4 ITINERARY: The Retrieval Department TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed…
 
Our fave communications guru is back! It's time to talk boundaries with Jess Jasch. What are your hard boundaries? What boundaries should you be willing to negotiate? What happens if your boundaries don't align with your partner? Jess Jasch is a Wellbeing & Communication Specialist and an Epigenetic Health Coach. Her podcast #GetJasched is a weekly…
 
Time to have your insanity read back to you Readers. It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners, and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. It's storytime everybody! Time to rub your hands in glee OR bury your head in your hands as Liz and Tom see to your dating story craving…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. Jonathan Vlassopulos the Vice President and Global Head of Music for Roblox joins us today to discuss what Roblox is doing to support the music community and how you can, and should, be part of this incredible online community. Roblox is leading the future of where music tribes will be spending their time onli…
 
Season 3, Episode 3 ITINERARY: A Monument to the Fallen of the Retrieval Department TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mor…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. Sessions is a live streaming platform for music. With just a laptop and a microphone, musicians can perform live, cultivate a global fanbase, and make a sustainable income from home. By combining live interactive streaming with the best engagement and monetization features of advanced game design, Sessions is …
 
D wasn't looking for a relationship and certainly didn't want kids, but he found himself with both, not quite sure how he got there. EPISODE NOTES: Get ready for an episode where Liz repeatedly threatens to slap our guest! Featuring: the worst proposal of all time! A surprise wedding (from even the groom)! Surprise pregnancy! A disappearing mother!…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. We rip into today's minisode discussing taking care of a partner who is unwell. SOME seem to enjoy the task more than others... Where do you land on enjoying looking after a sick…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. Paris Cabezas, Managing Partner, joins us to discuss his background in mathematics from MIT and how it lead him to help create InnerCat Music Group and how they differentiating themselves from other distributors and record labels.2011 was the official year InnerCat Music Group was born. They quickly transition…
 
Season 3, Episode 2 ITINERARY: A Medium-Sized Figurine Of A Blue-Ringed Octopus TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortali…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. Facebook is making many changes to Pages and Groups, Facebook Pixels are not working, Events are losing all their details, ad accounts are being suspended. What is going on with Facebook? Why is Facebook broken for so many people? We are joined by Katie Gaustini to discuss what you can do and where you can fin…
 
It starts with a literal car crash confession, and goes downhill from there. Elodie is a local creative, energetic thespian, digital media and marketing professional and published freelance writer and reviewer. Her creative work has appeared in a number of publications and theatres, across Southeast Queensland, and her scripts have been published w…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. Lawyer and author Kamal Moo joins us to discuss his book The Straightforward Guide to the Music Biz. What some things artists should look for in contracts? What can you expect to see change in contracts due to COVID?Kamal received his degree in Music Industry from USC, then attended Southwestern Law School, wh…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. On the show this week, Liz and Tom explore the idea of a 'work-spouse' and how fun and friendly that can be; and should remain! Also, advice to rookie daters on the scene, the pa…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. Cameron Almasi is a music entrepreneur, concert promoter and artist manager, who began his career nearly a decade ago as a teenager promoting shows across the greater SF Bay Area. Cameron recently spoke with Pollstar for their “Voices of Live” series about an article titled “The Next Generation Navigates COVID…
 
Season 3, Episode 1 Alone for the first time in its life, the Audio Tour Guide talks to a corpse. TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Pro…
 
Ali met Andy when she was 14 and was instantly knew she was going to date him. 12 years of drama later... CW: Mention of sexual assault. Ali and Andy were high school sweethearts, almost fated to be together since they were cast in a play together as bride and groom. The first date was a dream, (where she had to tell him it was OK to kiss her) but …
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. Sarah Beth Perry joins to discuss WithTheBand.co. With the Band is revolutionizing fan engagement by putting community first. We've been creating connections among fans and their favorite artists through fan projects, and we'll soon be launching Fan Crews - our modern day version of a fan club. Our vision is t…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. EPISODE NOTES: The best relationship advice that a free podcast can provide! This week we discuss the concept of soulmates, receive a resolution to a previous question for those …
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. This week we start by talking about the announcement that New York will allow arenas and stadiums to reopen, at 10% capacity. Then we move onto two new social networks... Clubhouse and Lunchclub.Our Sponsors: • Music Biz Weekly podcast listeners can go to Bandzoogle.com to try it free for 30 days, and use the …
 
Steve is back on Ghosts of Boyfriends Past with another tale of romance gone wrong that could only happen to him. This week it's one of those sliding door moments that could have gone very, very differently if only Steve had taken the road most traveled. Steve likes to keep his full identity a secret but you can hear his previous episodes on Ghosts…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. We are joined by Diego Farias from Amuse. Amuse was founded in 2015 in Stockholm, Sweden. Since then they’ve built a community of hundreds of thousands of users, been backed by some of the world’s leading music tech venture funds and launched cutting-edge services like Fast Forward and Amuse Pro. Following the…
 
Time to have your insanity read back to you Readers. It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners, and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners, and online to make you feel better abou…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. We are joined by Kris Ahrend from The Mechanical Licensing Collective. The Mechanical Licensing Collective (The MLC) is a nonprofit organization designated by the U.S. Copyright Office pursuant to the historic Music Modernization Act of 2018.In January 2021, The MLC began administering blanket mechanical licen…
 
Mistholme Season 3 is on the way! New episodes will begin releasing fortnightly, starting from the 26th of February. Mistholme has a Patreon now! If you'd like to subscribe to support the show, and to get some bonus content, head over to https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle Also, new thumbnail! Let me know what you think. Thank you so much for list…
 
Ever wanted to leave a conversation in the most perfect way possible? There was something preeeetty important missing from Emma's first love. And when you're young, some relationships and exes can be really, really hard to let go of. But when Emma finally got the strength to put her foot down... well * chef's kiss * CW: Brief mention of eating diso…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. Daniel Sander from Feature.FM joins us to discuss many of the platforms features including: geotargeting, retargeting, how their landing pages work and the webinars Feature.fm is offering on how to best use all their tools.Visit: http://www.Feature.fmOur Sponsors: • Music Biz Weekly podcast listeners can go to…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. EPISODE NOTES: The best advice that Liz and Tom can cobble together today. Have you ever had to choose between two lovers? Maybe the solution is actually simpler than you realise…
 
Ahoy, my sea whisperers, and welcome back! Today we go to the depths of the Arctic seas, to explore a creature both mystical and beautiful - sometimes referred to as the sea unicorn, today’s word is: narwhal. A narwhal is a type of whale found in Canadian Arctic, Greenlandian, and Russian waters, that is distinctive due to the tusk that protrudes f…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. This week we discuss how industry conventions have evolved and changed during the COVID pandemic with Darryl Hurs from Indie Week.Visit: http://www.IndieWeek.comOur Sponsors: • Music Biz Weekly podcast listeners can go to Bandzoogle.com to try it free for 30 days, and use the promo code “musicbizweekly” to get…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. If Spotify is part of your release strategy this is a must listen episode. Dustin Boyer from Venture Music sits down with us to discuss the dangers of Spotify bots.How Streaming Bots Are Ruining Careers of Independent Musicians: https://www.venturemusic.com/blog/streaming-bots-will-ruin-your-careerVisit: http:…
 
Twice Liz thought she'd found a cute, funny, genuine guy called... erm... Gary. Twice she was very, very wrong. This is the story of the time Liz accidentally became the other woman. It's also the story of how Liz found herself booty called to a church. And the time Liz got left waiting on the couch while her date was hooking up with someone else. …
 
Good day to you, sparkling people of the word, and welcome back! Today’s word is for my social butterflies, my people persons, and my extroverts. Don’t worry my darling, introverts, you can listen to this one too, but today’s word might not be one you associate with, as today’s word is: anthropophilia. Anthropophilia is a biological word which mean…
 
Hello my little lambs, and thanks for being with me once again! Today I ask you to dig out your valuables, take down those old paintings, and find that weird tchotchke Nanna gave you for your sixteenth birthday, because who knows? It might be worth something. We may just find out as we explore today’s word: impignorate. Impignorate is a word meanin…
 
Servus, my lovely literary loves, and thank you for listening in once again! You may have guessed by European greeting, that we are once again heading to the wonderful land of Germany, to explore today’s nifty word: treppenwitz. Treppenwitz is a German word meaning ‘a clever remark that comes to mind when it’s too late to say it’. You might, for ex…
 
It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners, and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. We wish we could explain the meaning behind the title for this episode; you'll just have to listen and find out for yourselves. Also, we have a happy ending from online dating and an intere…
 
Salutations, you beautiful thing, you, and thank you for joining me once again. No, I’m not sick, and it’s not the mumps. In fact, cast the viral infection that affects the salivary glands, easily preventable by vaccination FAR from your mind, as we explore today’s word: mumpsimus. ‘Mumpsimus’ is a word to describe ‘a stubborn person who insists on…
 
A warm and sunshiney day to you, dear listener, and thank you for joining me once again! Today, we’re thinking sunflowers, we’re thinking lemons, we’re thinking rubber ducks, taxis and bananas! Have you guess it? Today’s word is: yellow. Believe it or not, the word for the colour yellow has a long and tangled evolution. Hope you’re wearing your bes…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. After Jay and Mike watched the New Year's Eve 2020 live stream from Dubai by KISS they discuss things you should consider doing and changing when you live stream your show. A live stream is not the same experience for your fans as a live in-person concert. Our Sponsors: • Music Biz Weekly podcast listeners can…
 
It's the final day of the year AND the final episode! That's right, for our very last installment of the podcast, we're giving you the classic Top 10 end of year list, with returning guest PETER GRAY here to help send us off! What were your favourite films of the year? The Invisible Man? Wonder Woman 1984? Nomadland? How will our list stand up next…
 
It can be pretty hard to date if you're attracted to emotionally unavailable people. He might be in a relationship now, but for a while, Sam just kept on finding himself chasing after women who were a) emotionally unavailable; b) cheaters; c) anxious codependents; or d) all of the above. In this episode, Sam shares some of his greatest hits of when…
 
Hola my little prickly pears! Thank you for joining me as we take a trip to Mexico to explore one of the world’s favourite fruits and today’s word: . I’m sure you’re familiar - avocado is a fruit with a soft, squishy centre, often mushed to make guacamole or spread on toast with a smattering of feta and offered for an increasingly high price by sma…
 
Visit http://www.MichaelBrandvold.com. Mike Fraser; producer, engineer and mixer, joins us this week to talk about recording during COVID, the role of a engineer and talks about recording the new AC/DC album Power Up.Visit: https://mikefrasermix.comOur Sponsors: • Music Biz Weekly podcast listeners can go to Bandzoogle.com to try it free for 30 day…
 
Good day to you, my sweet smelling flowers of language! Today we journey to the centre of your very face, to the nose! To explore today’s word: macrosmatic. ‘Macrosmatic’ is a word meaning ‘to have a good sense of smell.’ You know that one person who goes, ‘Has Terrence been over lately? I swear I can smell his eau de cologne’, when in fact Terrenc…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. EPISODE NOTES: Here at 'Ghosts' we don't believe in Yucking someone's Yum, but we do have questions around the whole 'Daddy' kink; and that's before we even GET to 'Mommy'. Once …
 
Hello hello my shining stars! And thank you for joining me this glowing day and/or night. Today, we are shooting for the stars, aiming for the moon, and flying high in the sky as we look at today’s word: constellate. ‘Constellate’, though related to the word ‘constellation’ does not necessarily relate to astronomy, but means ‘to combine as a cluste…
 
A wonderful welcome to you, language lovers, and thank you for joining me today! Today we explore a kind of person, and we have all met one of these - I’m sure you know the type. Annoying, grating, the kind that makes you want to roll your eyes at the nature of the situations they seem to put themselves into. I trust of course, dear listener, that …
 
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