The Cool Kids Call ’Em ‘Chickie Tendies’ w/Theodore Pynchon


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Producer: Kirk Pynchon

Producer/Engineer: Andrew Price

Theme song by: Kirk “Dad Beats” Pynchon

It’s the first episode of the new year and, of course, Lindsey is on vacation. So Kirk has brought in his teenage son, Theodore, to speak on the most basic (and most comforting?) of foods…the chicken tender. They talk best dipping sauce, worst dipping sauce, how do tenders compare to chicken nuggets, what age should you stop ordering chicken tenders, and debate whether “strips”, “fingers”, and “tenders” are the exact same thing or not. The two then road trip it to SIX different fast food joints to determine who has the best chickie tendies around. (Chickie tendies is a thing…deal with it.)

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