IHGB #204 -- Bachelor Matt's Women Tell All

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

Hello everyone !

As with most Women Tell All episodes, I prepared myself for a night full of ruffled feathers and consuming a stiff drink in anticipation of a long episode that could easily have been culled to twenty-five minutes of important information.

What I didn’t expect was the power to go out for three hours, forcing me to retreat to the only other person in my life who still has regular television and a DVR.

I want to thank Todd for being a delightful backup. You are the wind beneath my wings, and as a result, I was able to have a decent conversation with Some Guy in Austin about some very important questions. Such as:

• Could you feel the weird vibe rolling off of all the rejects who returned for Women Tell All?
• Does Abigail get dressed in the morning with the help of cartoon woodland creatures?
• Is Cinderella the best of all the Disney princesses?
• Is it creepy to make out with someone with your eyes wide open the entire time?
• Are the glistening whiskers on Matt James’ face the telltale sign of a breakup beard?

Not only do we answer these questions, but Some Guy in Austin and I also share our own stories of bad breakup mistakes. For Some Guy, it was a gargantuan tattoo. For me, it was dying my hair brunette.

I looked like an evil twin version of myself.

EPISODE NOTES:

Here’s Matt James’ Women Tell All recap!

And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!

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