Cellphone Roadkill Day

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Crossing the street can take your life To stay alive you need to see Put down your phone, use your eyes Watch your 9 o'clock and your 3 If you're tap tap tapping or yap yap yapping Don't cross the street, Oh No! Tap tap tappers and yap yap yappers Get a tag tied on their toe Crosswalks are no guarantee That you will stay alive Zebra stripes are killing machines Watch your 7 o'clock and your 5 Look to your left then look to your right Keep looking all the way Look for the car that just might Make your Cellphone Roadkill Day "But I had the right of way!" you cry As the cops get out their chalk That's Darwin's favorite way to die Don't text and cross! Don't talk and walk! Look to your left then look to your right Keep looking all the way Look for the car that just might Look for the car that just might Look for the car that just might Make your Cellphone Roadkill Day Cellphone Roadkill Day

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