Trexel Geistman Solves Your Problems


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By exclusive (court-)appointment, Trexel Geistman, designer extraordinaire, is here to help you, whether he wants to or not! Praise the Board in their infinite wisdom!

Content Warning for:

  • Second-person delivery
  • Comedic threats of violence
  • Emotional abuse
  • Existential dread
  • Rodents
  • Mentions: substance abuse, body-swapping, isolation, derealization / dissociation, cannibalism.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall


Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

This episode was sponsored by Ostium podcast. For more information about Ostium, visit

Featured SFX: SoundMarnus, Jarred Gibb and previously credited artists via, Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Featured music: "Summer Smile" by Silent Partner, "No 2 Remembering Her" by Silent Partner (YouTube Audio Library)

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